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American counting Votes
Indians counting Notes

Buying 500 and 1000rs notes @ discount…

@sidbhai @Tejaa @Plato Time to shine!

@FeelMyL0Ve wrote:

Buying 500 and 1000rs notes @ discount…

i am leaving in mumbai so how can you give me
Any trick

Kohli: Who cares. I always deal in 100s

From Twitter

#Jumped red light, caught by police wala, gave him 1000 ka note.

Police wala- Sir 100 hi de do…

केजरीवाल का आरोप 👇🏻
मेने 1 करोड़ ₹ शहीद के घर वालो को दिए(500, 1000 के नोट के रूप) तो मोदी ने अब नोट ही बंद कर दिए😃😃

Samsung is not the only one recalling notes this year

2 minute of silence for those who are getting married tomorrow.
Kal bs lifafa e milega 😁

जिसकी जितनी औकात होती है वो उतने ही बड़े फैसले लेता है,कांग्रेस ने चवन्नी बन्द की थी।😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now in schools in maths class
100>1000

Man goes to ATM after the news.
Smartly punches in Rs 400 for withdrawal.
Machine gives him a Rs 1000 note.
Message on screen – "Keep the change "

जिसकी जितनी औकात होती है वो उतने ही बड़े फैसले लेता है,कांग्रेस ने चवन्नी बन्द की थी।😂😂

no fake pics, all real.

Buying 1 kg 1000 Rs note @ Rs 15 per kg & 500 rupees note @ Rs 12 per kg…

एकबात याद रखना कभी किसी को छोटा मत समझना।
-100 का नोट

Aaj mere paas bangla hai, gaadi hai, naukar hai, aur tumhare paas kya hai?
.
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‘Mere pass 100-100 ke notes hai!’ 😂😂😅😅

News channels had prepared for Clinton n Trump, Modi came out of syllabus 😛

Trump: I am going to hog the limelight today.
Modi: Bro, please.😎😎😎

₹500 & ₹1000 notes be like
Accha chalta hoon, duaoon main yaad rakhna !😂😂😂

DD Now converting Black money to White Money… First Step by DD.

नोट: अगर रात 12 बजे के बाद 500 या 1000 के नोट दानपेटी में डाले तो भगवान आपको कभी माफ नहीं करेगा।
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
असली काला धन तो अब निकलेगा जव पत्नियां कहेंगी की अजी मेरे पास भी इतने 500 और 1000 के नोट हैं इन्हें भी बैंक से बदल लाओ
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

Dont worry friends

I will accept all your Rs.500 and Rs.1000 Notes without asking any question….

😍😍😂😂😍😍😇😇😇

… Rs.12 per Kg.

आज रात जिस घर की लाइट जलती हुइ दिखे समझलो नोटो की गिनति चल रही हे💰💶🤑

India prepared for Hillary and Trump, Modi came out of syllabus

Our PM has played the TRUMP card, poori India HILLARY hai!

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@sidbhai @Tejaa @Plato Time to shine!

bro u send an alert!!! @admin bro is kidding see the smiley

People getting married.. please check the gift envelope before accepting😂😂

News channels had prepared for Clinton n trump, Modi came out of syllabus 😛