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11 popular line after drinking………………….
1. Bhai hai tu mera
2. Gaadi mai chalunga 
3. Aaj chadh nahi rahi……. 
4. Main dil se teri ijjat karta hoon
5. Ye mat samaj ki main pi k bol rha hoon
6. Yaar kam to nahin padegi na?
7. Ek chhota sa peg aur ho jaaye 
8. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye………………………tere liye jaan bhi hajir hai………….
9. Apne baap ko mat sikha 
10. Kaash wo mil jaati to aaj ye botal hath me na hoti 
Best one:
Sunday se daaru band aur gym shuru
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
This should be labelled haywards 50,000 and not 5000
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
bhai aise Glass ki koi deal dila do ab … :p
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Drunk People Fail Compilation
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Ek
bar Mahadevji dharti par aaye.
Unhe pyas lagi tabhi pani wale ko dekha. Pani manga toh jawab
mila aise muft mein pani nahi milta.
Mahadevji aage gaye toh doodh wala mila, usne bhi wahi
jawab diya.
Aur aage jane par daru wala mila. Jab daru manga toh usne kaha
pee lo jitni chahiye
mauj karo.
Mahadevji prasann hue aur uss daru wale ko vardaan diya….
Pani wale ko pani dene
ghar ghar jana padega
, doodh wale ko doodh dene ghar ghar jana padega
par daru wale ko
dhundte hue log uske paas jayenege.
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drinking & driving is extremely dangerous . Sunday evening while driving, My friend took his arm out of the window to indicate that he is turning right & someone took his beer.!!!!
Rascals
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If
Vijay Mallya
gets into film production..
It
will be called
Kingfisher Productions
Films of Good Times Presents:
Soda Akbar
Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi
Rum De Basanti.
Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam
Beer Zaara
Bevde Zameen Par Kabhi Khabi Whisky=Kabhi Rum h2. Brandy Rathore3 Drunkards
Ek Tha Kingfisher
Whisky Donor
Rum Leela
Chadhgai Express
Crush Mix 3
Cheers
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CLICA NA GARRAFA e BOM ANO 2014
Clica na garrafa e deixa o passarinho voar alguns segundos..
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O Lord, please bless me and
Give me coffee in the morning to change the things that I can….
And
Whiskey in the evening to accept the things that I can’t change !!!
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Its new year preparation.. stock is must…. 
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sharma_ji wrote:
Its new year preparation.. stock is must….
sharma ji ke liye pesh hai !@!
Dil jeet le woh jigar hum rakhte hain,…
katal kar de woh nazar hum rakhte hain,…
wada kiya hai kisi se humesha muskurayenge,..
warna hum bhi aankho me samundar rakhte hain
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Cheers
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth. – George Burns
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. – W.C. Fields
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. ~Winston Churchill
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything on. ~Oscar Levant
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not. ~Brendan Behan
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy! ~Frank Sinatra
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. -Kinky Friedman
Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver. -Anonymous
Alcohol does not solve problems, but then again, neither does milk. -Anonymous
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
ajj bade dino badd mahaul jamega:-P
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rajdesidime wrote:@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
ajj bade dino badd mahaul jamega:-P
ha.. ha.. no its already over on xmas.
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
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Cold and humid feet.
Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle
(You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
Cure : Manoeuver glass until open end is facing upward…
2.
Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause : You’re lying on the floor.
Cure : Position
your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.
Cause : looking
through an empty glass.
Cure : Quickly refill your glass!
4. Symptom : The floor is moving.
Cause :
You’re being dragged away.
Cure : At least ask where they’re taking you!
5. Symptom : You hear
echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause : You have your glass on your ear and tryin to drink from
it
Cure : Stop making a fool of yourself!
6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking
funny.
Cause : You’re in the wrong house.
Cure : Ask if they can point you to your house.
7. Symptom :
The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause : You’re
in an ambulance.
Cure : Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job
ISSUED IN PUBLIC INTEREST.
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The Award for the most
hard working Employee
of the Year 2013
goes to…..
The Liver
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