Koss ESP950 Wired Headphones@80000

Just read the reviews

This one is so funny

A Life Changing Experience.
I was determined to own a pair of these headphones for the sheer benefit of value and life changing experience it has got. However, considering the limited capital I had, here’s how my struggle started. I was literally thrown away from my Home when i conveyed the Idea of selling our dearly 14 years old Maruti 800 car to own one of these. However, at end I sold off my 2nd Hand laptop (5k), wife’s favorite jewelry items and mobile(33k), Money from Blood Donations around a week (5k), part from my Liver Donation (20k), watched “Humshakals” 10 times in a row to win a challenge (5k), danced in front of some cheering ladies (10k), stole my dads watch (5k), duped an American tourist couple for dinner date at Taj Mahal(5k) and at end ran a ponzi scheme to collect 15K from investors and ran away.

Flipkart delivery was amazing. Chosen same day delivery with COD and to my surprise, they came in with a musical band with loud cheer. Felt honored.

Completely blown away by the sound and the joyous orgasm it gave. These have an amazing noise canceling feature and are the only earphones, which can save you from the very high decibel screaming of your wife/girlfriends. My wife was shouting over her breath for hours after discovering the theft of her personal belongings but it didn’t bothered me much. However, it didn’t go well with family and I was asked for a tough choice.

Having thrown out of the house now, am happily lost in the psychedelic trance of these earphones. I wander around exploring the beautiful aisles of our big cities, stay on streets and bus stands, sleeping on footpath with all my calmness and happiness around my head and the punchy bass these headphones deliver. The pedestrians think am crazy, the cops occasionally beat me up for loitering around for hours, friends fail to recognize me and having lost my job, I wander aimlessly, free to my will and king of my own choices.

Observations:

1. Best noise canceling feature, the earphones can truly block any external sounds and annoyances. My wife was shouting till her breath as she came to know about her ring and cell phone but these solid pieces haven’t made to blink an eye over her loud screams.

2. Crisp music with lows, high and mids clearly defined, Each and every instrument sounded precisely. Infact it can even hear mosquito buzzing sounds from a mile.

3. Heard distant high frequency voices that I thought at first were a fault with the headphones but later a Paranormal Expert did confirm that it were the voices of ghosts and sounds from Hell. Literally shook me off until I got used to the fact. Had sleepless nights though, but still it didn’t stop my love for these headphones.

4. Periodic repeating signals at a particular frequency and my research on these made me to conclude it were aliens trying to communicate us.

5. Avoid hearing Arnab Goswami. Am saying again, avoid hearing “Arnab Goswami” for longer durations. The constant high frequency along with the processing power of the headphones can damage your ears. Consider this as technology limitation.

6. You can hear your inner voice and even if not, it will make you hear your inner voice.

7. This will change your life in someway or other. Forget owning a BMW, these are the one’s to flash and it’s all worth.

Complaints:

1. Major complaint I have is these are not water proof or scratch proof. After paying 1 Lakh I would expect the headphones to remain durability in any toughest environment I take them with me. Bathing literally sounds boring today, and am literally smelling bad but I tend to ignore it, coz I cannot separate these from my ears.

2. Another thing I would like to mention is about an amazing and unique feature these earphones carry. It’s mentioned you can hear Seismic activity and vibrations beneath the surface you standing. These vibrations travel through your body and decoded by the earphones. Am yet to hear anything of these. May be I got a defective piece but it would not bother me much.

3. When connected to a phone, not hearing any music or in any silent mode, there is a tiny buzzy sound coming out of the left earphone. The sound is actually the sound of the microprocessor chips within the phone which you can clearly hear in their complete glory and showing off their processing power through synthesizing sounds. Appreciate if there’s a way this feature can be turned off.

Conclusion:

Go for it. The musical vibrations it gives are pretty orgasmic and never ending. They are worth anything you do for owing them. Welcome and be proud of our exclusive “Crazy Donors Headphone Owners” club. Pose a selfie with them and you are a Rockstar on social media. Girls would fall in love with you immediately.

Please Note:

I could write a book with all observations I had. For now, I’ll be starting an online petition to bring these headphones under section 80C. Appreciate your help in submitting the petition to Finance Ministry for consideration.

VuNq!

i bought these awesome Koss ESP 950 so called headphones .. damn my life changed … " shera wali mata " the song from anoop jalota soud’s as if its from the Bryan Adams itself .. anoop jalota becomes bryan adams . even the songs by anu malik feels melodious so its worth every penny…. once i recorded my fart and listened it through these ….man it was so amplified that i can feel the bass and treble to the bottom of my heart and i came through the most beautiful the heart touching sound the sound feels like it is from the god itself.. but the best part is when i played baby doll song .. i saw sunny leone performing in front of my .. ohh she was so damn gorgeous ..
the upcoming experience is for adults only -
the day before yesterday i was watching porn and the audio was served to me with one and only Koss ESP 950 …ssssssssshhhhhh i still remember the touch of samantha saint.. i reached there myself .. i even saw the hardness cameraman was having and what to tell about the director i helped him directing the movie further …
WARNING !! while watching pokemon dont use koss esp 95 head phones because u may get the shock from the pekachu itself which is 10000000000000000000000000000000000MV and is fatal for life .. i died of the shock .. but i feel lucky as i got it from pikachu my fav cartoon character.. my death was successful ..
so its the best buy… !!!!!

jegannathan26368 wrote:

Rs. 80000
OMG !!!!

You called me?

BTW, CRAZY DONORS HEADPHONE OWNERS club isn’t a bad idea.

omg! wrote:

jegannathan26368 wrote:

Rs. 80000
OMG !!!!

You called me?

BTW, CRAZY DONORS HEADPHONE OWNERS club isn’t a bad idea.

Hahaha +1.
Hatsoff to the one who posted that review, although he looks like a dimer

omg! wrote:

jegannathan26368 wrote:

Rs. 80000
OMG !!!!

You called me?

BTW, CRAZY DONORS HEADPHONE OWNERS club isn’t a bad idea.

nice deal.. very good. price dekhke pet bhar gaya

you forgot to mention something. !! you eill get extra 150 off when you purchase this using flipkart app.. great offer

80K is a loot price.
How about 1.549 lakh?
http://www.snapdeal.com/product/grado-ps1000-he... (oos)

More expensive suggestions are welcome
(Indian listings preferred)

These would be about 3.5 Lakh: http://www.cnet.com/news/abyss-ab-1266-headphon...
Sadly, not sold in India

Mr_N wrote:

80K is a loot price.
How about 1.549 lakh?
http://www.snapdeal.com/product/grado-ps1000-he... (oos)

More expensive suggestions are welcome
(Indian listings preferred)

PS: If u vl buy this ofcourse u vl be looted.. And also a life time free membership in that Head phone donor club.. So..yup Loot price

Bought using my wallet balance which i got forcancellation of my pe orders

So basically got these headphones for freee

Yeah yeah

Flipkart should issue a 18+ warning for reading reviews

Only one man can buy this..and dats the Pakodawalla from ComedyNights… Jiske pass
Paise ki kammi nahi hai

Bas.. 80000 :p

Vu for fun that I had.

Beinghuman wrote:

Mr_N wrote:

80K is a loot price.
How about 1.549 lakh?
http://www.snapdeal.com/product/grado-ps1000-he... (oos)

More expensive suggestions are welcome
(Indian listings preferred)

PS: If u vl buy this ofcourse u vl be looted.. And also a life time free membership in that Head phone donor club.. So..yup Loot price

Nah, don’t think like that. If you wanted to buy the Abyss AB-1266, but decide to buy these instead, you’re saving 2.7 lakh rupees. Isn’t this a good deal?

Reviews are worth reading…but dont take it seroiusly…all “sherawali mata” “shaktimaan” etc etc nonsense can be read,,,:-P

Mafiaji..Hats off to you for finding out this one…I dont think anyone else would have able to find out that this was deal with good discount…Voted up for your efforts:-} ..

peterscotch wrote:

Mafiaji..Hats off to you for finding out this one…I dont think anyone else would have able to find out that this was deal with good discount…Voted up for your efforts:-} ..

Rofl..

Bdw i think.. The headphone is kinda HeadPhone Hall Of Fame Club member….

WOW! Placed an order. My mom’s bank balance is nil now and we have run into debts worth 30k. She has kicked me out of home. But will wait outside our gates till the Ekart boy delivers the item. Then will fly to heaven with these headphones. (Don’t ask me how I’m typing all this now if that’s the case).

dimernew wrote:

WOW! Placed an order. My mom’s bank balance is nil now and we have run into debts worth 30k. She has kicked me out of home. But will wait outside our gates till the Ekart boy delivers the item. Then will fly to heaven with these headphones. (Don’t ask me how I’m typing all this now if that’s the case).

hese wrote:

lolzz

I added them to cart and was checking out when I noticed they don’t have a mic. I need a mic.
So dropped the plan and bought these instead: http://www.snapdeal.com/product/iball-rocky-hea... (compared to the Abyss AB 1266, almost 3.5 Lakh cheaper. Now that’s a real loot )