Laugh Out Seriously! :D

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

neo h1. you have problem with having internet connection

with me and you ?

OMG

so, now on i should use mobile only ?

OMG! I was not targeting you, Uncle.

neoman wrote:

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

neo h1. you have problem with having internet connection

with me and you ?

OMG

so, now on i should use mobile only ?

OMG! I was not targeting you, Uncle.

Then send me iphone, i will not use my broadband connection.

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@

Then send me iphone, i will not use my broadband connection.

hehe… Ask aunty to buy you one…

neoman wrote:

who stated above ?

better kbr read this

@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
better kbr read this

neoman wrote:

how do x knowing y is stupid ?

Who made the phone smart ?

Who is using the smartphone is also smart or not ?

Who is asking more and more features in smartphone ?

Who is dumping one smartphone to another SMARTER ?

Where the smartness will go ? End ?

A Boy  & a Girl  were in love 💞….

When the girl’s father  came to know
about their love,
he did not like it at
all,
& so began to protest about it…..

Now it happened that
the two lovers
decided to leave their homes  for a happy
future…..

The girl’s father started searching for the two lovers but could not find
them ……

At last,
he accepted their love &
asked them to come back home through a local newspaper 📰…

Her father said,
“If you both come back,
I will allow you to marry the guy you love,
I accept that you loved
each other truly.”

So in this way,
their love won & they
returned home…..

The couple next day
went to town to shop
for the wedding dress…..

He was dressed in a
white shirt  that day…

While he was crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks 🍹 for his wife,,,,

a car 🚖 came & hit him & he died on the spot….

The girl was devastated
& lost her senses….

It was only after sometime that she recovered from her shock…..

The funeral & cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly…..

Two nights later ,;;;

The girl’s Mother  had
a dream….
in which she saw
an old Lady ….

The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains  of the Guy from her daughter’s dress 
as soon as possible….

But her mother ignored the dream…..

The next night  her father had the same
dream ,
he also ignored it….

Then the girl had the same dream the next night…

she .woke up in fear & told her mother .about the dream….

Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes with the blood stains immediately…..

She washed the stains
but some remained…..

Next night,,,,

she again had the same
dream..

She again washed the stains,,,,

but some still remained….

Again the next night….

she had the same dream & this time the old lady gave her a last warning
to wash the blood stain,
or else something terrible would happen…..

This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains,,,,

& the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained….

She was very tired…..

In the late evening
the same day
while she was alone at home,

someone knocked on the door 🚪…

When she opened the door….

she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door….

She got very scared & fainted….

The old lady woke her up…

& gave her a yellow object, which shocked the girl…..

She asked,
“What is this…?”

The old lady replied…

..

.. .

..

..

…

..

..

“This is……..

Nirma…..

Washing Powder Nirma"

“Washing powder Nirma…..

Washing powder Nirma

Doodh si safedi….
Nirma se aaye,

Rangeen kapde bhi
khil khil jaye,

sabki pasand Nirmaaaa…

Washing powder Nirma…

Washing powder Nirma.

Nirma.a.a"

30 ka 1,

2 packet pe ek 1 free …..

I know how you are feeling now …

I have been through this too…..

But….keep smiling  !!!!!!

Ek baar ek honeymoon couple train main safar kar Raha tha.
Girl: Oh! Mera sir dukh Raha hai.
Boy romantically kisses her on forehead and asks: Ab kaisa lag Raha hai!
Girl: much better.

After some time
Girl: Mera shoulder Bahut dukh Raha hai.
Boy romantically kisses her on shoulder and asks :Ab kaisa lag Raha hai?
Girl: Very comfortable.

After some time
Girl: Mera knee Bahutu dukh Raha hai.
Boy romantically kisses her on knee and asks: Ab kaisa lag Raha hai?
Girl:Much better.
Tumhari kiss main to jaadu hai!!!

An elderly man who was sitting opposite and watching all this got up from his seat and politely asked the boy:

Beta, PILES ka bhi ilaaj karte ho kya?

Pappu India Gate pe chilla raha tha:
.
“Prime Minister nikamma hai’
‘Prime Minister nikamma hai’….
.
.
Police wale ne usey peetna shuru kar diya aur bola chal thane PM ki insult karta hai…
.
.
Pappu -: "Mein toh England ke PM ko bol raha tha…
.
.
Police ne 2 thappad lagaye aur bola -

“Bewkoof banata hai, kya hame nahi pata kaun sa PM nikamma hai. 

You are keeping this thread alive. Great Uncle.

viveka wrote:

You are keeping this thread alive. Great Uncle.

ha.. ha.

ha.. ha.u have forgotten to add new posts here ?

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