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i’m bored of staying at home, can i stay in your heart?
Aawaz teri sunoon
Aa jaaye dil ko sukoon
Baaki hai jo bhi yahan
Sab shor hai
Tu aur aankhe teri
Dono hai jannat meri
Jeene ki wajah yahan kya aur hai.
My last so called crush asked – “How much does your father earns?” with eyes gleaming like a predator 😑
Seriously?
There is a mile in your smile as its rays radiate further than you estimate…
I can be attracted by anyone But Attached by only you
My entry
Are you related to Corona
coz you are taking my breath away
I’ll assume that’s your worst pickup line
I had actually said this once to someone before few years…
“Kafi Acchha Maintain Kiya hai Aapne”… 🤩😛🙈🙈🙈
Translation: “You have maintained yourself quite nicely” 😛🤩🤩🙈🙈🙈
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Combination of best and worst line is “or btao”
Aur Sunao…
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
If she agreed
Do you have a second name
Or we can call the kid ‘ours’
Bad line… Are you a wifi Hotspot, because I feel u and I,… we have a connection…
She – Yes, can connect to 255 devices at the same time
“Tumhe dekh suraj bhi jalne lagta hai.”
T – you’re the reason for sun to burn in jealous.
Please do’nt take the risk of bringing in Sun
http://ashleekrammes.com/blog/the-story-of-th...on
Me : Hilna Mat Apke Kandhe pe Makdi Baithi Hai…
She : Please Hatao , Hatao Use Jaldi…
Me: Hey you got a bandage?
She: Yaa, what happened?
Me: Nothing i just scratched my knee falling in love for you!
Wahhh re. Dhamaka as always
You’re like the full moon in my starless sky…
“You ll be sitting beside me, whilst me driving the car.
Of course you ll be in form of a wallpaper in my phone, laptop, sitting just next to me.
You ll be on your way, smiling, jumping around with so much excitement, but reason won’t be because of me.
You ll smile, you ll cry, you ll sing, but not for me.
Someone ll wrap his arms around you, gonna make you shiver, tremble, warm n feel safe, that someone won’t be me.
There won’t be any more evening walks, late night talks, you ll do them though but without me.
My bed wouldn’t feel empty as I ll hug and cuddle with my pillow, you ll feel another person.
There is just no reason to be sad though, there is no one is sad there but me.
Lonely I came, alone I ll go, our fate was entwined together but never merged.
Maybe I ll find someone, someday, I ll be reason for her smile, laughter n tears.
She gonna sit next to me, no more in the form of a wallpaper.
That would be the day, I ll be finally in peace.”
Unrelated to the contest. I wrote it in my early 20s, I didn’t have a car, nothing. I feel it really poignant, nostalgic and a bit sweet n stupid. Title was Poem for an Unrequited Love Story.
Are these really conversation starters?? 🙀
The “introvert” me “thanks” me for not trying any of these.. just smile made it work for me.
Thoko thoko
Nobody talked of this old classic yet :
He – is your father a terrorist ?
She – why?
He – ‘cuz you’re a BOMB
lel 🤪
Ded sau rupiya dega!!!!
Babu bhaiyya se direct babu
Me: Do you have fever, because I think you are hot.
Didn’t work with first 6 girls, 6 different occasions. But I kept using it.
7th time:
Me: Do you have fever…
And Before I could finish
She: Yes. But it’s think it’s mild….
I paused for few second… Hmm . ( That was Out of syllabus )
We kept talking. I ended up buying fever meds for her.
So I guess it kind of worked.
First bought fever meds from medical store and then bought stock ?
Hello with smile
We don’t meet people by accident. They are meant to cross our path for a reason
This is a translated version..
Mae mar jaaunga to tum ro-ogi ya nahi mae mahi jantaa, par tum ro-ogi toh mae marr jaaunga..
I have no experience in this regards.
@RisingSid you are not alone.
Just for fun
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Someone- Hi
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Me – Bi (Bye)
I don’t talk much face to face
Give some proper ideas
Ab iss umarr me aapko kya zarurat aan padi?
Do you have map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Tere dil mein meri saanson ko panaah mil jaye … tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye
T: If my breath found a place in your heart … I can get destroyed in your love (fanaa movie)