Merchant Rant Contest: Share Your Shopping Experiences!

Merchant - FK

Translation : Stop cancelling orders and then blocking them

haha, rant

thanks bubaloo dada 🤓

Merchant - Icici

phele to daily call krte the ki loan lele aapke cc pr mil rha hai, ab prso apply kr diya to loan ka ata pta nhi or call bhi nhi aa rhi

Merchant - Flipkart

Please stop charging those stupid charges - sale fees, platform fees, secure packaging charges, and other nonsense.

Have you become that "Chindi" that for an iPhone worth 50K+ you are asking for Rs 29 for the security sticker?

Merchant - Bajaj Finance Ek din me itne sare call, woh bhi alag alag number se, kaise kar lete ho bhai.

Merchant - park+

Allah ke naam pe petrol slot de de baba ab to khel khel kar aur apna time waste karwa kar thak gaye hai

Trans:

Plz for god's sake ..give the petrol slot...we r tired of playing and being played..

Merchant - Amazon

Please stop the fake practice of showing the Guaranteed Delivery Date for your Amazon Prime orders. 1-day delivery orders never get delivered in one day. 

To add salt to the wound, for a replacement order, you do not meet the delivery date and update the order tracking status as "Address Incorrect". How the hell did the original product get delivered to the same address as the replacement if the address is incorrect? Do you allow placing a replacement order for a new address? 😣

Merchant:- Swiggy

Platform charges?

Just because I'm ordering food using your app?

Or do you want to achieve profitability and hence collect Chanda to run your hand? 

(T- Penny to run your business)

If the trend goes around this, then maybe Flipkart/Amazon will soon charge ₹5 for ordering from them like Cheq (kal ka aya hua application) charging for paying CC bills. 

Merchant- Desidime

Kab tak dimers ko hot deal ka 25,30 dimes dete rahoge, kbhi toh  1% dimes v de diya kro commission ka🤭

Ots14 wrote:

Merchant- Desidime

Kab tak dimers ko hot deal ka 25,30 dimes dete rahoge, kbhi toh  1% dimes v de diya kro commission ka🤭

Kabhi deal dalke bhi dekho, uuse bhi jyada mil sakta hai. 

Trans: Do share deals sometimes, you may even get more. 

Merchant: Axis Bank

Check for home loan section from that time daily too many calls

Merchant 1: Flipkart
Putting wrong merchant code/MCC so they can cheat with paying less MDR money to banks, while customer does not get reward points. Also reviews are so strictly moderated that you cannot be honest about many things.

Merchant 2: Myntra
Does not refund delivery charges/convenience fees even when they cancel the order and order value is reduced (i.e. even in cases when we have not returned the order)

Merchant 3: Apollo Pharmacy
No way to cancel an order except by calling escalation phone number and then if the delivery courier agrees to cancelation of order, they cancel it and give a refund. Process is very slow.

Merchant 4: McDelivery (McDonalds/McDeath by junk food)
Broken payment gateway/wallet linking with Amazon Pay. Money is deducted but order not placed. Money is stolen/kept with them unless threatening emails to CEO/founders of Hardcastle Restauraunts are sent (owners of McDeath)

Merchant - Tata Neu
Neucoins expire hone wale they toh order kr diya Tatacliq se kuch via TataNeu. Product wasn't good enough toh return kiya. Neucoins expired bolke 500 coins kha gye reversal krne ki jagah (on product return). Customer Care shittier than Flipkart. 
Kisi bhi brand pr discount nahi hai dhang ka. Bigbasket acts like uske alawa kahin products milenge nahi duniya me. MRP pe bechta hai kaafi products.

bumblefoot wrote:

Kabhi deal dalke bhi dekho, uuse bhi jyada mil sakta hai. 

Trans: Do share deals sometimes, you may even get more. 

bhai, so jayiye ni toh @simbha3 aa jawega
T: good night, tmrw office!?! 🌚

P.S: seems new projects of DD are being formulated

Merchant - Payzapp

*Sending me romantic texts on SMS i.e it's been a month since we meet!

Merchant - kotak bank

Dear Customer, Need cash ASAP? Get Rs.225000 disbursed instantly with Kotak Personal Loan. Click 1.kmbl.in/kWMRjOYGkjX7 T&C apply

Uske baad

Tu kon Mai kon

Merchant - Tata New credit card

Keeps Sending me that my card is rejected due to internal policy which I never applied for. Atleast 2 sms daily

Axis Bank: take a loan from me but not a credit card. Open an savings account but not a second credit card. If by mistake I've given you a credit card then it's limit is fixed for life.

I'll keep devaluation of premium cards on-going until you leave me for someone else, till then take a loan from me.

my daily call log (messages not included)

Merchant: Desidime

I literally had a chat with an admin-- Deal post/share karne ka kuch fayeda nai, sirf logo ki dua hi milti(and nothing else) and watchers step-in stealing your referal gain with a an invention called deal Wiki....

Merchant - Jio mart / Reliance Smart Bazaar

I ordered oil can, cosmetics, fruits and vegetables.

Order was placed on Thursday and I get call on Saturday that he's on the way. I was like cool but he never shows up. He calls up again on Sunday and call gets abruptly cut in between so I call him again he denies picking it up. Finally he says it will be delivered EOD. Nobody shows up , no call on Monday and then on Tuesday,

He shows up on a bike holding 15L can and only a blue plastic bag containing literally everything I ordered. Just one bag with cosmetics mixed with soaps and banana and veggies. They were all spoiled, felt like they were packed for days and nobody was ready to deliver it. Only usable thing were soaps.

I thought about asking for refund for spoiled fruits and veggies, turns out they were really cunning and already showed that they cannot fullfill veggies and fruits (why pack it in the first place to spoil other stuff in same bag)and issued refund for it even before my request but most shitty thing was that they deducted upfront discount as refund and send 0.02 rs or similar less than 1 rs fund back to my cc. I complaint about it but nothing really happened.

HDFC Bank - personal loan, car loan.

They are so fond of me, they can't stop calling.

ClickBuy TataCliQ

Around 10K ka jhol kiya tha. Thankfully got my money back after doing complaint on Consumer Forum

Car Bazzar .

Hello sir  Do you want to sell your  car , we  offer best prices for your  car .

I don't  have  a car . Said  yoi people multiple times before .

Ok  Sorry  Sir .

Toh  aap  Car  Kharid Lo .

We offer Best prices on cars .Mininmum used on road car , in excellent  condition  and  blah  blah blah ..

I don't  have the money to buy your car.

No Problem sir , we provide hassle free  loans on it .

I don't have  income to pay loan .

Oh i am So Sorry  ,Aap kuch karte kyu nahi 

(As if he ranted his frustration of calling all non interested customers on me ).

Calls stopped coming

Good deal

Merchant 1: Myntra

After placing the order and making the payment they simply cancel the order and the refund is not made immediately

Merchant - Thomson television

After sales and service takes long time. To improve the quality. No spare avalaiblity.

Merchant - Paytm, Bajaj finance, mobikwik

When will you stop your upto scam.

Merchant - Amazon

When will you start giving prize to actual customer?