Whenever i ordered something from swiggy mom says to me," tere ko ghar ka thodi hi khana hai bhar ka kachra khana h bas"

Hi everyone,
When we talk about love, first person comes in our mind is our Mother. Her selfless love for their children’s is like nothing else in this world. Her care, teachings, life lessons helps us shape our consciences. And that comes along with those witty things she says multiple times to groom us.
For example :
1. Beta aaj nahane ka mahurat hai ke nahi? (translation : Any plans of taking shower today?)
2. Padh likh lo thoda, thumhara hi bhala hoga! (translation : Study a bit, will help you only in future)
So tell us what are those funny/witty things you mom use to tell you?
To which when you look back and feel how helpful it was to us.
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khud ke bache hoge tab pata chalega…
BJP wins election for the 2nd term.
My mother : Chalao aur phone chalao, sab is phone k wajh se hi ho rha h.
[Everything that happens in your life is because of that stupid phone that you use all the time]
Mom: Do i have 10 hands to work on multiple things.
bhuk pyas laga hai kya nai ki khali mobile chalogaoge, mobile chalane se pet bhar jayega
Bijli ka bill tera **** bharega (ACVs will know this one)
One thing which is hear is “Sir, aj apka kya plan hai?Kidar jarahe ho?Konsa cuisine khaoge?Gharpe khana to nahi khaoge na?”
Hahaha…I love my MOM <3
Happy Mother’s Day to all MOMs out there in the world. That one hug from our MOM is enough to make our DAY. Love you!!
You don’t sleep, keep checking that desidime
Mom- beta bus ye class pass karlo fir maze hi maze hai
Don’t u have any plans to get married??
Whenever I do something good – my mom be like tumse na ho payega beta
sasta sasta ke chkkar mein pura ghar bhar diya hia .. age se kuch nahi mangayega online
Ghus Ja Phone Mein hi
1- Kabhi toh kitab utha liya , sara time game khelta rehta.
2- ja bahar tehel ke aa , sara din mobile tv ke saamne aalsio ki tarah pda rehta hai.
3- chal pocha maar, saara din mobile mai ghusa rehta hai.
Tbc
Jab main tumhaare jitni thi, poora ghar sambhal liya tha !
gowthamdg57 wrote:Mom: Do i have 10 hands to work on multiple things.
This is some honest attempt but nobody may like it. I can only empathize with the condition.
Whenever i dropped a cup, baki sab bi tod de
Wontdisplaymyname wrote:Jab main tumhaare jitni thi, poora ghar sambhal liya tha !
This scene has Separate Fan Base!
when I don’t switch off the lights then “electricity board to apne ghar ka he na, bill thodi ayega”
ashish0193 wrote:Whenever i dropped a cup, baki sab bi tod de
Very True story … Did You ever got a flying chappal in childhood days
Even I order anything at 100% off, but Mom: Ye company wale bewkoof banate hai, free me much nahi milta!!! 😂😂😂
Kitto jaast Online orders kare hai tu… 😱 Ye Amazon and Flipkart waala free mein chiza dewe ki thane? 😝 Wyaka boxes su puro ghar bhargyo hai abe …!!! 😜 (in Marwari language)
Translation in Hindi:
Kitna jyada online orders kar raha hai tu… 😱 Ye Amazon and Flipkart waale kya free mein chize dete hai kya tumhe? 😝 inke (Amazon & Flipkart ke) boxes se pura ghar bhar gaya hain ab…!!! 😜
Translation in English:
So many orders you are placing online… 😱 Do Amazon and Flipkart give you the products for free of cost? 😝 Our full home is now fulfilled / crowded with the boxes of them…!!! 😜
My mom when she was searching for a girl for me to get married " will you search a girl for yourself to get married or that also we need to search for u…"
My mom is funny 🤣
MrKool_JJ wrote:Bijli ka bill tera **** bharega
(ACVs will know this one)
One thing which is hear is “Sir, aj apka kya plan hai?Kidar jarahe ho?Konsa cuisine khaoge?Gharpe khana to nahi khaoge na?”
Hahaha…I love my MOM <3
Happy Mother’s Day to all MOMs out there in the world. That one hug from our MOM is enough to make our DAY. Love you!!
One more – Mummy, Swiggy/Zomato pe acha offer chalu hai loot me khana milega…
Mom be like – Bacha kucha khana hoga sirji lol free food..mehangai deki hai ajkal…hahaha
Awara gardi kar aaya.
osephyrodrigues846 wrote:My mom when she was searching for a girl for me to get married " will you search a girl for yourself to get married or that also we need to search for u…"
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My mom is funny 🤣
Mallu Mom?
