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Mother's Day Contest : Tell us those witty things your Mom says!
Hi everyone,
When we talk about love, first person comes in our mind is our Mother. Her selfless love for their children’s is like nothing else in this world. Her care, teachings, life lessons helps us shape our consciences. And that comes along with those witty things she says multiple times to groom us.
For example :
1. Beta aaj nahane ka mahurat hai ke nahi? (translation : Any plans of taking shower today?)
2. Padh likh lo thoda, thumhara hi bhala hoga! (translation : Study a bit, will help you only in future)
So tell us what are those funny/witty things you mom use to tell you?
To which when you look back and feel how helpful it was to us.
We will pick 10 random winners who will get 100 Amazon Gift card.
Feel free to write in your own mother tongue but will be very helpful if you can share translation.
Contest Ends on 8th
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Khana, pina , sona sab wahi bed pe har din laptop mobile pe pade rahte ho…Job dundle jaldi..
Jas-Jas badno tas-tas sadno
Trans: As u are growing up you are spoiling yourself with bad habits
Jab dekho bado ki baatie sunne baith jata hai.
Jab dekho TV dekhta rehta hai, padhne ko bolo toh needh aati hai.
Waise Roz subah school ke liye maar-maar ke uthana padhta hai par jis din school Mai picnic ho subah 4 baje hi utha ke tayaar.
Har class ke report card mai laal nishaan laga Lata hai. (Lal nishan matlab fail in that subject)
And many more….actually it’s countless.
Movie pe lesbian word Aya ,Maa asking me loudly what’s lesbian? 
1. every single time after I have my haircut no matter how short I get it done.. “em cheyinchav motham antha alane undhi kadharaa” (T: did you really get it done? it looks same before you left) 
2. Even if I complain about a toe pain she will somehow find a way to relate it to my food and timings 
" time ki thini padukopodam valle idhantha" (T: if you eat and sleep on time you wouldn’t have had this one)
Whenever I or my younger brother used to ask for the whereabouts of each other to our mom during childhood and teenage, Mom’s reply would be same every time:
“कांणौ माटी सावे नी, कांणे बिना नींद आवे नी”
T: Though you guys can’t stay together even for a while (because of constant infighting over silly matters), still you kids can’t sleep without each other as well. 
BC JJ
wake up and Bring Vegetables
ok First let me just check new deals in DesiDime
Get up early in the morning and go to walking why are you sleeping till 11AM
Bhagwan kaise bachha diya merko 24 ghantpe Internet aur Games pe..
…..ni mtlb me school or clz me to sbji lene jata hu
Mere liye toh sare ek jaise h, jab tmhri aulad hogi tb puchungi kisse jada pyar krte ho.
Have told you many a times that don’t do this but you don’t listen to me.
Chorak batat khub aawadta (My Son likes potato)
swallow the stove.. will give you enough heat ..(whenever I ask for re-heat my tea) 😎
I had the habit of watching TV closely and my mom used to say" Itne Paas se TV dekhogi tohh bahut jaldi aakhoon mein mote mote chashme lag jayenge".
I used to be very picky about food and my mom used to say" Jitne Nakhre karne hai yahan kar lo sasural mein tohh to muh band karke sab khana parega"
Garmi aa gye hai fridge mein bottle bhar kar rakh and cooler mein paani bhar
Beta, sweater pehno 
Aaj tau padh lo kuch
Din bhar mobile me laga rahta hai , baad me mat bolna ankh dukh rahi hai
Mom ( reading newspaper loudly towards me ) :
“bachhon mein der raat mobile chalane se jaa rahi ankhein, kam umr mein depression ka shikaar”
Then shouts : andhe ho kar baithna, mujhse jindagi bhar kaam karaoge
Me : * imagining my dark future * 😔
Me(going bed at 4 a.m.) : aaj 9 baje tak sounga
Mom (shouts at 8:30 a.m.) : dus baj rahe hain, abhi aur sona hai
Me(shockingly open eyes) : noooooo???
*This repeats 2-4 times for next 1 hour and her last call says ’ it’s 11 already’ 😄
Arre o kumbhkaran… Aaj uthega ke nahi ?
Always Eating and Sleeping, Do some excercise khumbhakarna