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Mother's Day Contest : Tell us those witty things your Mom says!

Mother's Day Contest : Tell us those witty things your Mom says!

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Hi everyone, 

When we talk about love, first person comes in our mind is our Mother. Her selfless love for their children’s is like nothing else in this world. Her care, teachings, life lessons helps us shape our consciences. And that comes along with those witty things she says multiple times to groom us.

For example :

1. Beta aaj nahane ka mahurat hai ke nahi? (translation : Any plans of taking shower today?)

2. Padh likh lo thoda, thumhara hi bhala hoga! (translation : Study a bit, will help you only in future)

So tell us what are those funny/witty things you mom use to tell you? 

To which when you look back and feel how helpful it was to us. 

We will pick 10 random winners who will get 100 Amazon Gift card. 

Feel free to write in your own mother tongue but will be very helpful if you can share translation.  

Contest Ends on 8th 




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Have told you many a times that don’t do this but you don’t listen to me.

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MONISH_RAI wrote:

Don’t u have any plans to get married?? 

Maa kehandi biyaah karo par

Karoon main kis se syaadi

Saari duniyan ghoom aaya

Par mili nahin sehjaadi

Tunna Tunna Tak Tak Tunna 😃

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saucap wrote:

Maa kehandi biyaah karo par

Karoon main kis se syaadi

Saari duniyan ghoom aaya

Par mili nahin sehjaadi

Tunna Tunna Tak Tak Tunna 😃

Original h ya khi se churaya h… 🤐
T- Great 🙂

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Rosh_0007 wrote:

Very True story …  Did You ever got a flying chappal in childhood days

what about flying brooms 😂

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Chorak batat khub aawadta (My Son likes potato)

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swallow the stove.. will give you enough heat ..(whenever I ask for re-heat my tea) 😎

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I had the habit of watching TV closely and my mom used to say" Itne Paas se TV dekhogi tohh bahut jaldi aakhoon mein mote mote chashme lag jayenge".

I used to be very picky about food and my mom used to say" Jitne Nakhre karne hai yahan kar lo sasural mein tohh to muh band karke sab khana parega"

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Garmi aa gye hai fridge mein bottle bhar kar rakh and cooler mein paani bhar

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Beta, sweater pehno sunglasses

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Din bhar mobile me laga rahta hai , baad me mat bolna ankh dukh rahi hai

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Mom ( reading newspaper loudly towards me ) : 

“bachhon mein der raat mobile chalane se jaa rahi ankhein, kam umr mein depression ka shikaar”

Then shouts : andhe ho kar baithna, mujhse jindagi bhar kaam karaoge

Me : * imagining my dark future * 😔




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Me(going bed at 4 a.m.) : aaj 9 baje tak sounga

Mom (shouts at 8:30 a.m.) : dus baj rahe hain, abhi aur sona hai

Me(shockingly open eyes) : noooooo???

*This repeats 2-4 times for next 1 hour and her last call says ’ it’s 11 already’ 😄


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1. At 12 am – Abhi tak Jaag raha hai, so ja nahi toh chotti Umar me aakhen kharab ho jayegi.

2. Baalo mein tel (oil) laga warna 40 saal mein Budha lagne lagega

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“I love you beta” that’s the witty thing she says when she wants me to go out and buy dhaniya.😛

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Arre o kumbhkaran… Aaj uthega ke nahi ?

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Everytime when mom see ,i’m busy in my phone.

Mom : phone m he ghus ja .



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In summer- Paani ki bottle bhar dia karo khaali bajti rehti h tumhari tarah

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Kutte ab to phone chod de😀

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My mom used to say "Beta salary badha le koi ladki shaadi nahi karegi "

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Padna tere pyo ne hai, pad lai apni maa nu, padya hi kam aana hai

Translation in English:
Will your father study? Study your mother (books/subject). Only studying is going to help.

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Sunnta ku ni hai.

Even now i am married and have 02 kids but still she says these lines.

Love her for her courage and never backing attitude

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लोग क्या कहेंगे

What will people say

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Beta uth jao kal bhi sone ko milega
Translation: wake up son u will get to sleep tommorow also smile

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Bass kar phone hun

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LibraRamesh wrote:

Whenever i ordered something from swiggy mom says to me," tere ko ghar ka thodi hi khana hai bhar ka kachra khana h bas"

Itne me to pure hafte ki sabzi aa jati

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Chal Yeh ghar ka kaam kar, din bhar computer main ghusa rehta hai angry stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye

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raman12 wrote:

Itne me to pure hafte ki sabzi aa jati

Meri maa toh raat ki bachi hui dal, sabzi ko aate mein mila deti hain aur naaste paranthe banwa deti hein. Bolti hein ki bazaar mein tumko Rambabu Paranthe waala kam se kam 30₹ ka dega toh kha loge yahaan munh banaa rahe ho 😂😂

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Kaam vadharvanu kaam karo bas tame

T – The only work you do is increase my work

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1) If it’s easily done then beware of it. It’s either worthless or not worth mentioning to anyone.

2) Death is the only truth. 

3) Treat people the way you want to be treated. If you are being treated like trash give them the same treatment.

4) Nobody will love you like your parents do.

5) Be kind to strangers.

6) Music has no boundaries.

7) Be kind to strays.

8) Don’t get fooled by sweet words, make up covered faces. Not everyone wants your progress.

9) Keep your enemies closer to you than your friends.

10) Politics is your birthright. If educated people shy away from politics then nobody can save the country.

11) Closest friends will become the worst enemies. 

12) In this cruel world it’s a sin to be innocent. Innocence doesn’t translate into purity. Innocence doesn’t translate into harmlessness. Innocent people hurt the most n if the world treats them in the same manner then they complain. Don’t be innocent. Be matured, aggressive and experienced. 

🙂🙂🙂

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