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Everyone in this stadium should be tested for covid-19? Gujarat jumps to 2nd place in positive cases now
https://twitter.com/narendramodi/status/1231919...

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Bhai, ek baat bataao, apne ghar mein jo Plasma TV hai us mein se Plasma nikaal ke Covid 19 waalon ko treat kar sakte hein?

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saucap wrote:

Bhai, ek baat bataao, apne ghar mein jo Plasma TV hai us mein se Plasma nikaal ke Covid 19 waalon ko treat kar sakte hein?

Jokes of the Century 😂😂

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saucap wrote:

Bhai, ek baat bataao, apne ghar mein jo Plasma TV hai us mein se Plasma nikaal ke Covid 19 waalon ko treat kar sakte hein?

I know only 2 languages & not this unamused

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not funny bro

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rogerthat wrote:

not funny bro

Yes. This happened one month after WHO announced human to human transmission spreading rapidly & all countries started to close their borders

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saucap wrote:

Bhai, ek baat bataao, apne ghar mein jo Plasma TV hai us mein se Plasma nikaal ke Covid 19 waalon ko treat kar sakte hein?

I’m thinking of something else…
Now that people have named their new born kids as Covid, Corona and even Lockdown, I’m guessing next name on list is Plasma flushed

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saucap wrote:

Bhai, ek baat bataao, apne ghar mein jo Plasma TV hai us mein se Plasma nikaal ke Covid 19 waalon ko treat kar sakte hein?

No,

Only from Covid survivors

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saucap wrote:

Bhai, ek baat bataao, apne ghar mein jo Plasma TV hai us mein se Plasma nikaal ke Covid 19 waalon ko treat kar sakte hein?

WARNING: DO NOT DONATE  YOUR PLASMA TV TO YOUR NEAREST COVID-19 HOSPITAL
( Quarantined people are getting bored to death there)

* But also Donate your blood for plasma therapy if you have recovered from COVID-19 *

Jann hit mein jari.
T:Issued in Public interest

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saucap wrote:

Bhai, ek baat bataao, apne ghar mein jo Plasma TV hai us mein se Plasma nikaal ke Covid 19 waalon ko treat kar sakte hein?

Only if the TV is tested positive stuck_out_tongue

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mahidada wrote:

is this dimer trusted?

who knows

he may exploit and may have trust issues


better not to trust


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Jerry_The_Dimer wrote:

I know only 2 languages & not this unamused

Same here. When my punjabi/hindi friends crack some jokes among the group, I’ll be like https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/614092/medium/6623993rh6w4Sh.gif?1587749134

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saucap wrote:

Bhai, ek baat bataao, apne ghar mein jo Plasma TV hai us mein se Plasma nikaal ke Covid 19 waalon ko treat kar sakte hein?

Abe kaha se uur kar a gaya re tu pagle??🤣🤣

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saucap wrote:

Bhai, ek baat bataao, apne ghar mein jo Plasma TV hai us mein se Plasma nikaal ke Covid 19 waalon ko treat kar sakte hein?

You don’t have the right to ask this question Dr. Neha! ☹️☹️

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saucap wrote:

Bhai, ek baat bataao, apne ghar mein jo Plasma TV hai us mein se Plasma nikaal ke Covid 19 waalon ko treat kar sakte hein?


https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/614093/original/13-Years-of-Phir-Hera-Pheri-PHP1.jpg?1587752185

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Time_pass wrote:

You don’t have the right to ask this question Dr. Neha! ☹️☹️

She’s just kidding. That was a good one smile

@saucap BTW are you a medical doctor or a PhD doctorate or none ( Dentist stuck_out_tongue)? Just curious grinning 

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LilRoot wrote:

Only if the TV is tested positive stuck_out_tongue

OnePlus wala chalega??

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Total_Fun wrote:

She’s just kidding. That was a good one smile

@saucap BTW are you a medical doctor or a PhD doctorate or none ( Dentist stuck_out_tongue)? Just curious grinning 

She won’t tell you her secrets!☹️

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Total_Fun wrote:

She’s just kidding. That was a good one smile

@saucap BTW are you a medical doctor or a PhD doctorate or none ( Dentist stuck_out_tongue)? Just curious grinning 

None.. I am only self proclaimed Dil ka Doctor without any Degree..

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insta wrote:

OnePlus wala chalega??

origin seems right (China)…also positive.

Should be tested negative 15 days back stuck_out_tongue

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