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The Pasta Diet
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The Pasta Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN PASTA DIET — IT REALLY WORKS !!
1. You walk pasta da bakery.
2. You walka pasta da candy store.
3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND….
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than
The English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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This life is a wonderful gift..accept it, embrace it.
It starts with a new day .. wake up and greet it.
Life is a challenge .. take it head on, and meet it.
Full of opportunity .. use it?, don’t waste it.
This Life is a mystery .. unfold it, solve it.
It starts with meaning .. wake up and understand it.
Life is a goal ..take it head on, and achieve it.
Full of promise ..fulfill it?, but keep it.
This life is a tragedy .. face it, except it.
It starts with pain .. wake up and help numb it.
Life is a struggle .. take it head on and fight it.
Full of sorrow .. sorry?, just over come it.
This life is precious .. hold it, treasure it,
It starts with hope .. wake up and feel it.
Life is a choice .. take it head on, and make it.
full of knowledge .. use it, don’t abuse it.
This Life is adventurous .. enjoy it, explore it.
It starts with a duty .. wake up and perform it.
Life is love .. take it full on, and love it.
Full of beauty .. praise it?, and behold it.
That life is life .. live it, learn and grow
Life is good .. be good with all that you know.
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Life is too short to be fake and to lie
Life is too short to be sad and to cry
Life is too short to be rude or to be mean
But all of this happens in the dark and unseen
Life is too short to not take a chance
Life is too short to sit and not advance
Life is too short to not give it your all
But all of this happens and some even fall
Life is too short for the dishonest and unjust
Life is too short to not love and just lust
Life is too short to tear or break a heart
But all of this happens and pierces like a dart
Life is too short to not laugh and smile
Life is too short so make it worth while
Life is too short to not cross that line
But if all of this happens you will be just fine
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Children learn fast. Don’t fight at home.
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Life is too short to be fake and to lie
Life is too short to be sad and to cry
Life is too short to be rude or to be mean
But all of this happens in the dark and unseen
Life is too short to not take a chance
Life is too short to sit and not advance
Life is too short to not give it your all
But all of this happens and some even fall
Life is too short for the dishonest and unjust
Life is too short to not love and just lust
Life is too short to tear or break a heart
But all of this happens and pierces like a dart
Life is too short to not laugh and smile
Life is too short so make it worth while
Life is too short to not cross that line
h1. But if all of this happens you will be just fine
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Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of
temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not
something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy
you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can
pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.
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Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.
*
Happiness is what happens to us when we try to make someone else *
happy.
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