pay more tax if you sleep for more than 8 hours in a day

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A sleep cess will be charged at 3% on your income tax if you sleep for more than 8 hours in a day from FY 2021-22.

Lucky are those who don’t pay any taxes – they can sleep happily for the duration they want to!!

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What about snor tax and piss tax 💦

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rajarew wrote:

What about snor tax and piss tax 💦

That will be next smile

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rajarew wrote:

What about snor tax and piss tax 💦

i am more worried about https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Agricultural_emissio... possibility of https://www.smh.com.au/world/flatulence-tax-whe... ever since @p_a_n_k_a_j told me that ot is likely to be implemented here😔

by the way 😃thanks @p_a_n_k_a_j for the delicious gobhi parantha, aalo paratha breakfast and the yummy rajma (kidney beans) rice lunch today😊

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tvirus wrote:

UP mein already hai

I think you confused khud khushi (खुद-खुशी) with khud kushi (खुद-कुषी) laughing

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They just dont want more tax and votes.

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1.Pay x rs for not wearing masks.
2.Pay x rs for spitting on road.
3.Pay x rs to visit market/sabzi mandi.
4.Pay x rs to enter into malls/temples
(5……n) endless list.
As people don’t want lockdown, govt will be forced to do something like this in our country.
This is not April fool/joke stuck_out_tongue

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b4tm4n wrote:

4.Pay x rs to enter into malls/temples


As people don’t want lockdown, govt will be forced to do something like this in our country.
This is not April fool/joke stuck_out_tongue

N》 pay @asankhya ∞ minus one.. to enter intohttps://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/675262/medium/75087281617286328_2.gif

if the government had done (forced) something of 👆🏽this👆🏽 sort before implementing the lockdown or closing people up indoors😡 then the overpopulation mess would not have worsened😔 the way it has😪 in the past quarter plus.

same mistake as कंस/Uncle Kans (of Krishn )


government could be wiser in future, or so i hope.
am i wrong? @xuseronline @saucap
@mrkool_jj @drupal @jerry_the_dimer @bikidas2060 @_one_miller_ @hitman @shivrajsingh mamaji, opinions (if any) can be shared please¡!

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anak wrote:

N》 pay @asankhya ∞ minus one.. to enter intohttps://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/675262/medium/75087281617286328_2.gif

if the government had done (forced) something of 👆🏽this👆🏽 sort before implementing the lockdown or closing people up indoors😡 then the overpopulation mess would not have worsened😔 the way it has😪 in the past quarter plus.

same mistake as कंस/Uncle Kans (of Krishn )


government could be wiser in future, or so i hope.
am i wrong? @xuseronline @saucap
@mrkool_jj @drupal @jerry_the_dimer @bikidas2060 @_one_miller_ @hitman @shivrajsingh mamaji, opinions (if any) can be shared please¡!

Its all Nehru’s fault. He was the PM when this MASTERSTROKE feku was born. He should have imposed TAX on SAX to save this country from MASTERSTROKE. Its all Nehru’s fault . 😁

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tvirus wrote:

Self help. Ahem

but @tvirus,, numerous foreign invaders‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ so also local rulers introduced us to the concept of servitudehttps://cdn0.desidime.com/smileys/yJWi0.gif‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ so might as well take a helping hand‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ but finally it is your decision.
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anak wrote:

but @tvirus,, numerous foreign invaders‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ so also local rulers introduced us to the concept of servitudehttps://cdn0.desidime.com/smileys/yJWi0.gif‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ so might as well take a helping hand‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ ‏‏‎‏‏‎ but finally it is your decision.
https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/675331/original/7508411___but_tvirus__numerous_foreign_invaders__so_also_local_rulers_introduced_us_to_the_concept_of_servitude___so_might_as_well_take_a_helping_hand____but_finally_it_is_your_decision.jpg
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OMG haha. Epic!

Sabka haath, sabka vikas

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tvirus wrote:

OMG haha. Epic!

Sabka haath, sabka vikas

hehe😁 arey waahh👌🏽 achha slogan hai yeh tou😄.. nice slogan!👌🏽
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and sorry, for the typo in karma log.. instead of thanks.. it became ’thanos’🙄

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anak wrote:

hehe😁 arey waahh👌🏽 achha slogan hai yeh tou😄.. nice slogan!👌🏽
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and sorry, for the typo in katma log.. instead of thanks.. it became ’thanos’🙄

Karma* 😂

By the way how to give karma from mobile website?

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