Vote down Reasons
A sleep cess will be charged at 3% on your income tax if you sleep for more than 8 hours in a day from FY 2021-22.
Lucky are those who don’t pay any taxes – they can sleep happily for the duration they want to!!
What about snor tax and piss tax 💦
rajarew wrote:What about snor tax and piss tax 💦
That will be next 
rajarew wrote:What about snor tax and piss tax 💦
i am more worried about https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Agricultural_emissio... possibility of https://www.smh.com.au/world/flatulence-tax-whe... ever since @p_a_n_k_a_j told me that ot is likely to be implemented here😔
by the way 😃thanks @p_a_n_k_a_j for the delicious gobhi parantha, aalo paratha breakfast and the yummy rajma (kidney beans) rice lunch today😊
santosh_blr wrote:That will be next
followed by seks cess?
Fap tax
kukdookoo wrote:Fap tax
but @150_Days_No_Porn_Challenge, @Janet Jackson, @Paris Hilton and @testicle_virus saying that there is no any such any tax😲
They just dont want more tax and votes.
tvirus wrote:UP mein already hai
@Nandita Das https://www.desidime.com/discussions/all-amazon... hope you are not from United Province. but if you are, please be a good citizen and pay yor taxessss before tonight’s self-help session.
1.Pay x rs for not wearing masks.
2.Pay x rs for spitting on road.
3.Pay x rs to visit market/sabzi mandi.
4.Pay x rs to enter into malls/temples
(5……n) endless list.
As people don’t want lockdown, govt will be forced to do something like this in our country.
This is not April fool/joke 
b4tm4n wrote:4.Pay x rs to enter into malls/temples
As people don’t want lockdown, govt will be forced to do something like this in our country.
This is not April fool/joke
N》 pay @asankhya ∞ minus one.. to enter into
if the government had done (forced) something of 👆🏽this👆🏽 sort before implementing the lockdown or closing people up indoors😡 then the overpopulation mess would not have worsened😔 the way it has😪 in the past quarter plus.
same mistake as कंस/Uncle Kans (of Krishn )
government could be wiser in future, or so i hope.
am i wrong? @xuseronline @saucap
@mrkool_jj @drupal @jerry_the_dimer @bikidas2060 @_one_miller_ @hitman @shivrajsingh mamaji, opinions (if any) can be shared please¡!
anak wrote:@Nandita Das https://www.desidime.com/discussions/all-amazon... hope you are not from United Province. but if you are, please be a good citizen and pay yor taxessss before tonight’s self-help session.
Self help. Ahem
anak wrote:N》 pay @asankhya ∞ minus one.. to enter into
if the government had done (forced) something of 👆🏽this👆🏽 sort before implementing the lockdown or closing people up indoors😡 then the overpopulation mess would not have worsened😔 the way it has😪 in the past quarter plus.
same mistake as कंस/Uncle Kans (of Krishn )
government could be wiser in future, or so i hope.
am i wrong? @xuseronline @saucap
@mrkool_jj @drupal @jerry_the_dimer @bikidas2060 @_one_miller_ @hitman @shivrajsingh mamaji, opinions (if any) can be shared please¡!
Its all Nehru’s fault. He was the PM when this MASTERSTROKE feku was born. He should have imposed TAX on SAX to save this country from MASTERSTROKE. Its all Nehru’s fault . 😁
tvirus wrote:Self help. Ahem
but @tvirus,, numerous foreign invaders so also local rulers introduced us to the concept of servitude
so might as well take a helping hand but finally it is your decision.
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anak wrote:but @tvirus,, numerous foreign invaders so also local rulers introduced us to the concept of servitude
https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/675331/original/7508411___but_tvirus__numerous_foreign_invaders__so_also_local_rulers_introduced_us_to_the_concept_of_servitude___so_might_as_well_take_a_helping_hand____but_finally_it_is_your_decision.jpg
OMG haha. Epic!
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