Teasing Answers (Bakwas Band Kar)

Bond, James Bond !!

I think all you James Bond fans will just love this one

On a flight James Bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.

Telugu Guy:
“Hello, May I know your name please?”

James Bond:
“My name is Bond”

Continuing in his inimitable style:
“Bond .. James Bond”

Then Bond asks:
“And you?”

Telugu Guy:
“My name is Rao…

Siva Rao…

Samba Siva Rao…

Venkata Samba Siva Rao…

Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…

Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao…

Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda VenkataSamba Siva Rao…

Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao… .."

Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says:
“James Bond”

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him:
“Grandpa, what is a couple sex?

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question,
but decided that if she’s old enough to know to ask the question then she’s old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her:

“Why did you ask this question, honey?

The little girl replied:
“Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a “couple sec’s.”

Awesome Answers In IAS Examination

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC – IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!” The boy thought for a while and said, “my choice is one really difficult question.” "Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
“What comes first, Day or Night?”
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, “It’s the DAY sir!”
“How” the interviewer asked.
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!

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Good one….