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You must have seen the jokes on 9x channel, here is to remind them
I would have given him 100%...
This person is a genius!
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A In his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the page
Q3. Hudson River flows in which state?
A. Liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A. Marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A. Exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A. The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a Man go eight days without sleeping ?
A. No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
A. Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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As an English girl, I wish I could hold tea with my foot.
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In a New York sidewalk, an Indian is enjoying a hearty breakfast “Coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc”
While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation.
American: You Indians eat the whole bread?
Indian: Of course!
American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) we don’t. We, Americans only eat what’s inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell these to India.
American: Do you eat jam with bread?
Indian: Of course!
American: (Chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth)
We don’t.
Americans eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to India.
Indian: Do you have s** in America?
American: Of course, we do!
Indian: What do you do with the con***m?
American: We throw them, of course!
Indian: We don’t. In India, we put them into containers, recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America!
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Load of Fakeness !
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Bank Manager: “Is kapde se meri Pant bana do.”
Tailor: "Babuji, iski to aap salwaar banwa lo. "
BM: "Dimaag to nahi kharaab ho gaya tera? Kya bak raha hai?
“Tailor: "10 din pahle main aapke Bank me FDR banwaane aaya tha, aapne bhi to mujhe FDR ki jagah Life Insurance Policy chipka di thi.;
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Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki
ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai!
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Brain is the most out
standing organ..
It works for 24hrs 365 days
from BIRTH..
But,
Stops only when we enter
the
EXAM HALL
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Hansa & Prafulllll-DICTIONARY
Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. ultimate definition of each word……………..
Control ur senses…..hold ur stomache and join the Biggest laughing buster!!!!!!
“DECIDE”
Hansa: Praful “Decide” matlab ?
Praful: “Decide” Hansaaaa-a … vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na …. “A side” - “B side” to “C-side” .. "D side"
—→ “Decide”
“MATURE”
Hansa: Ae Praful, mature matlab ????
Praful: jab apna mahesh… chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?
Hansa: usne kaha tha.. leave me…. “MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON” ..main chor …..main chor…..mature. ..acha acha…."
“Alphabet”
Hansa: praful alphabet matlab?
Praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
Hansa: alpha beth seat pe, alpha beth,
oooooooooooo, acha toh yeh alphabet!!
“ASSET”
Hansa : Prafulll “Asset” matlab???
Praful : Asset Hansaaa …
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai ….. taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai …
“Aee Seth… thoda paisa do naa” … " Aee Sethh …. " … Asset ..
“DEPEND”
Hansa: Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Praful: Depend Hansa… wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam
gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra….. Deep-End.. Depend!
TOURNAMENT
HANSA:- ae he he PRAFUL, TOURNAMENT MATLAB??
PRAFUL:- TOURNAMENT HANSA!!! YE JO TUMNE JHUMKE PEHNE HAIN, GEHNE PEHNE HAIN INKO ENGLISH ME KYA KEHTE HAIN, BOLO BOLO!!
HANSA:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (HANSA KHUSH)
MELISA:(CHIDH KAR: ARE USE TOURNAMENT NAHI ORNAMENT KEHTE HAIN
HANSA:- ARE KUCHH BHI MAT BOLLL
EK JHHUMKA — ORNAMENT, DO JHHUMKE — TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
“AE PRAFUL!! YE MELISA KO BHI BABUJI KI TARAH KUCHH BHI NAHI ATAA..”
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Easter presents for Hitler
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Chor pakdne ki machine bani,
USA me 1 din me 9 chor pakde gaye,
CHINA me 30…
UK me 50…
India me-1 ghante me machine chori ho gayi…
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