Hotness Day 38 Contest - Share best/worst pick up line

Hot Deal Day 38 Contest - Share best/worst pick up line

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Day 38 Contest - Share best/worst pick up line
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Good morning everyone,

Lets keep it lite and funny today. Might have happened that you were/are awestruck by someone’s beauty/nature and you had/have to quickly think of a pick up line to start the conversation. What would that be?
Today share one such pick up line you said to someone or someone said to you or you ever came across. If could be best or worst, lets hear it but use your imaginations not google for answers. We will pick random 10 winners who will get 50 Dimes each.

Thanks to @Wontdisplaymyname for idea.

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When I asked my crush
Me- what do you wanna do in your life.
She – bhai socha nhi maine ab tk
End of conversation

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Samaj Na Aaya sleeping

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surajsengar wrote:

Samaj Na Aaya sleeping

is that what she said stuck_out_tongue

assuming you didn’t understood the contest – in simple words, how would you start a conversation with someone you like. what would be your first sentence.

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Huh what? I have never been awestruck by anyone’s beauty or nature, the whole notion of pick up line is hilarious to me as well.

However, in college a girl kept saying to me let’s go and practise this chapter over after classes were over. Never understood that it meant going over biological chapters. I look like a piece of crap, so it could never have been beauty, whatever. I am not even sure whether this counts as a pick up line Lol.

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Do you believe in love at first sight or I should get your specs ?!!

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Me: What’s the time now ?
Her: Hmmm.. its 9:20am ☺️
Me: Its a good time for me to meet a pretty girl (without makeup)
Her: Oh Thanks.. Are you flirting?
Me: No jogging/Joking 😁

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Bhaizoned wrote:

When I asked my crush
Me- what do you wanna do in your life.
She – bhai socha nhi maine ab tk
End of conversation

As your name states bhaizoned that’s why she called you bhai hehehehe stuck_out_tongue

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bumblefoot wrote:

is that what she said stuck_out_tongue

assuming you didn’t understood the contest – in simple words, how would you start a conversation with someone you like. what would be your first sentence.

Ok, Well Let Me Describe My One Incidence,
That Time I Was in 8th Standard And I Called To My Crush Number.
As, That time it was difficult to have personal phone in 8th for a girl.

When I called her, her father picked up.

Me : Uncle, I am her friend can I talk to her. (In Girl Voice)
Her Father : Ok, Wait but what is your name?
Me : I was confused and tool at least 5 girls name in boy voice.

When I realized the same , I disconnected the call. Then after few minutes, he called me back.
Then i disconnected the call and blacklisted it.

Next day: everyone was discussing, the incident that was happened with my crush.
I was very afraid fearful after that i am living a normal life grinning.

Sab Moh Maaya Hai

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Never been awestruck by someone’s beauty or nature instantly but there’s one incident during my college days
I used to know a girl (never had a real conversation before*) from a different section. So one day we ended being friends on orkut (not sure who sent the request) and the first thing I asked her is this
“Are those butterflies in your dp” smile
That was a very generic question (as I didn’t know how to start a conversation) but she took it otherwise and was seriously impressed (Only came to know about the relation later on) stuck_out_tongue

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bumblefoot wrote:

is that what she said stuck_out_tongue

assuming you didn’t understood the contest – in simple words, how would you start a conversation with someone you like. what would be your first sentence.

You should have just included this in your op. No questions asked! sunglasses




PS: Not my entry! stuck_out_tongue

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Me: Smile
Her : Smile

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“..Mere man m ek baat aayi h !! Shiv ji ki kripa hui toh ek din phool sarike sa ek chota sa lalla hoga mera kammo ji !! Aur uska naam m rakhunga shri Ganga Prasad..!!
kammo ji kya aap mere us lalle ki Maa banengi..” Jis Desh me Ganga Bahti Hai

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You are the chutney to my samosa and I wanna be the sambhar to your dosa.

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In aankhon ki namkeen mastiyaan. Yeh Chehre ki beparwah gustakhiaan.

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bikidas2060 wrote:

“..Mere man m ek baat aayi h !! Shiv ji ki kripa hui toh ek din phool sarike sa ek chota sa lalla hoga mera kammo ji !! Aur uska naam m rakhunga shri Ganga Prasad..!!
kammo ji kya aap mere us lalle ki Maa banengi..” Jis Desh me Ganga Bahti Hai

“…I have came across a thought! If Lord Shiva blesses then I ll have a lil, cute, cuddly, soft like a flower child, Kammoji. And I ll name him Shri Ganga Prasad..
kammoji, would you like to be his mother? "

Awwwwww

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BubbleBoyChickenLittle wrote:


https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/615071/original/EU2FAJNUUAcgasp.jpg?1588306483

Yeh log contest karaa karaa ke puraani mohabbaton ki yaad dilaa rahe hein 😭😩

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Me: I don’t want to walk behind You..I need to walk with You.. wink
Lover: It’s OK..But my Father is with me always.. flushed
Me:Sorry,Wrong Number.. sunglasses

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parmar.nikhil9 wrote:

As your name states bhaizoned that’s why she called you bhai hehehehe stuck_out_tongue

Nope.
After that I invented that name joy

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saucap wrote:

Yeh log contest karaa karaa ke puraani mohabbaton ki yaad dilaa rahe hein 😭😩


https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/615073/original/EWx_aUJWkAM--pd.jpg?1588307088

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Case:1
Me:do you love dogs?
Girl: Yes i love them a lot and also have 1 at home
Me: want another dog free for lifetime?
Girl:Shocked
Me: Rocked joy

Case:2
Me:hi
Girl:hi
Me: looking beautiful today
Girl: thanks
Me: Nice dress
Girl: thankyou
Me: aaj shaam ko kya kar rahi ho?
Girl: Boyfriend k saath movie dekhne ja rahi hu
Me: scream scream scream weary

Case:3
Me:tumhe kaisa ladka chhaiye?
She: Smart handsome dashing intelligent
Me:Tera dhyan kidhar hai ter hero idhar hai sunglasses

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I was inter school drawing competition.
A girl was sitting behind me she was cute enough .
I started with hi
she : hi
ME: can we talk for some time .
she: and why should we talk.
Me: you like drawing and me too and competition has not started yet i think this is enough we can talk blush(pickup line)
she :ok

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Wontdisplaymyname wrote:

You sure? stuck_out_tongue

Aur kya, पुरानी यादों se toh kabka उठ चुके. वो अलग baat है, present तो pleasant है ही stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye

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Me: I want to marry you.

Her: Marriages are made in heaven to trouble people on earth.

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Bhaizoned wrote:

Nope.
After that I invented that name joy

Ohh this shows how much you love her.
Good Way to remember her . stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes

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I see
She see
I smile
She smile
Her father came
and end of the game joy

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Worst one I’ve heard till date : You turn my software into hardware

Cheesiest one I’ve heard till date :
You are so sweet, you can put Nutella out of business stuck_out_tongue

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