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अफवाह य सच ????

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नमक पर टैक्स न होने के कारण ब्लैकमनी होल्डर्ज़ ने नमक का स्टॉक आज बड़ी मात्रा में भरा है और उसके बाद आज बाज़ार में अफ़वाह है कि नमक 200/किग्रा हो गया है जबकि नहीं है, इस प्रकार की अफ़वाहों पर बिलकुल ध्यान न दें

नोट – नमक महँगा नहीं हुआ बल्कि नमक पर टैक्स न होने के कारण ब्लैकमनी वाले उसे वाइट मनी में कन्वर्ट कर रहे हैं स्टॉक करके

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Any link for the source?

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@sherlock wrote:

Any link for the source?

In lucknow no shop is having salt

Entertainer Entertainer
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Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Petrol pump is accepting 1000 rs note ?

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@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

भाई मैं मोटा नही हु

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@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Petrol pump is accepting 1000 rs note ?

है ले रहे ह । कार की टंकी फूल करा ली मैंने ।

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Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@blue wine wrote:

Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

पता नही । लेकिन मैं तो 4 पैकेट order कर दिए grofers से । bigbasket प oos ह ।

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@Alpha.Barood wrote:

@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Petrol pump is accepting 1000 rs note ?


yea till 3 more days

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@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Alpha.Barood wrote:


@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Petrol pump is accepting 1000 rs note ?


yea till 3 more days
Is the date limit has increased?

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@Lala wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

पता नही । लेकिन मैं तो 4 पैकेट order कर दिए grofers से । bigbasket प oos ह ।


bhai etransaction pe koi black money nhi hai, govt ka panga hardcashpe hai jo black money hai, aapne koi acha nhi kiya hai jo bhi kiya buy karke
upwale black money ko salt money bna rhe hai, kya hoga country ka jb yh km ho rhe hai

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@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

पता नही । लेकिन मैं तो 4 पैकेट order कर दिए grofers से । bigbasket प oos ह ।


bhai etransaction pe koi black money nhi hai, govt ka panga hardcashpe hai jo black money hai, aapne koi acha nhi kiya hai jo bhi kiya buy karke
upwale black money ko salt money bna rhe hai, kya hoga country ka jb yh km ho rhe hai
अरे मेरे भाई मैं इस नमक को बेचूंगा नही और अब मैं 2-3 महीने तक नमक नही खरीद दूंगा ।

मेरी जॉइंट परीवार ह । इस्तमाल होगा घर म ।

और लखनऊ मैं नमक नही मिल रहा ह तो मैं कर भी क्या सकता हु ।।।

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

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@Lala wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Alpha.Barood wrote:


@Plato wrote:

Mein toh 5 bottles le aaya Patanjali Aloe Vera Juice ki 1000 ke note mein https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Lala jaisa Pet ho rela hai mera bhi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Petrol pump is accepting 1000 rs note ?


yea till 3 more days
Is the date limit has increased?

hmmmmm

Deal Lieutenant Deal Lieutenant
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@Lala wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

पता नही । लेकिन मैं तो 4 पैकेट order कर दिए grofers से । bigbasket प oos ह ।


bhai etransaction pe koi black money nhi hai, govt ka panga hardcashpe hai jo black money hai, aapne koi acha nhi kiya hai jo bhi kiya buy karke
upwale black money ko salt money bna rhe hai, kya hoga country ka jb yh km ho rhe hai
अरे मेरे भाई मैं इस नमक को बेचूंगा नही और अब मैं 2-3 महीने तक नमक नही खरीद दूंगा ।

मेरी जॉइंट परीवार ह । इस्तमाल होगा घर म ।

और लखनऊ मैं नमक नही मिल रहा ह तो मैं कर भी क्या सकता हु ।।।

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


use bb wha milega, koi tension na lo, cm dekhlega

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@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

पता नही । लेकिन मैं तो 4 पैकेट order कर दिए grofers से । bigbasket प oos ह ।


bhai etransaction pe koi black money nhi hai, govt ka panga hardcashpe hai jo black money hai, aapne koi acha nhi kiya hai jo bhi kiya buy karke
upwale black money ko salt money bna rhe hai, kya hoga country ka jb yh km ho rhe hai
अरे मेरे भाई मैं इस नमक को बेचूंगा नही और अब मैं 2-3 महीने तक नमक नही खरीद दूंगा ।

मेरी जॉइंट परीवार ह । इस्तमाल होगा घर म ।

और लखनऊ मैं नमक नही मिल रहा ह तो मैं कर भी क्या सकता हु ।।।

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


use bb wha milega, koi tension na lo, cm dekhlega
नही ह bb प ।

अर cm तो अपना घर तो देख नही प रहा ह ये क्या देखेगा ।

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@Lala wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

पता नही । लेकिन मैं तो 4 पैकेट order कर दिए grofers से । bigbasket प oos ह ।


bhai etransaction pe koi black money nhi hai, govt ka panga hardcashpe hai jo black money hai, aapne koi acha nhi kiya hai jo bhi kiya buy karke
upwale black money ko salt money bna rhe hai, kya hoga country ka jb yh km ho rhe hai
अरे मेरे भाई मैं इस नमक को बेचूंगा नही और अब मैं 2-3 महीने तक नमक नही खरीद दूंगा ।

मेरी जॉइंट परीवार ह । इस्तमाल होगा घर म ।

और लखनऊ मैं नमक नही मिल रहा ह तो मैं कर भी क्या सकता हु ।।।

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


ye hindi font mob m kaha se use kar raha h ?

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@blue wine wrote:

@Lala wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

पता नही । लेकिन मैं तो 4 पैकेट order कर दिए grofers से । bigbasket प oos ह ।


bhai etransaction pe koi black money nhi hai, govt ka panga hardcashpe hai jo black money hai, aapne koi acha nhi kiya hai jo bhi kiya buy karke
upwale black money ko salt money bna rhe hai, kya hoga country ka jb yh km ho rhe hai
अरे मेरे भाई मैं इस नमक को बेचूंगा नही और अब मैं 2-3 महीने तक नमक नही खरीद दूंगा ।

मेरी जॉइंट परीवार ह । इस्तमाल होगा घर म ।

और लखनऊ मैं नमक नही मिल रहा ह तो मैं कर भी क्या सकता हु ।।।

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


ye hindi font mob m kaha se use kar raha h ?


google keyboard krlo ho jayega

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@blue wine wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

पता नही । लेकिन मैं तो 4 पैकेट order कर दिए grofers से । bigbasket प oos ह ।


bhai etransaction pe koi black money nhi hai, govt ka panga hardcashpe hai jo black money hai, aapne koi acha nhi kiya hai jo bhi kiya buy karke
upwale black money ko salt money bna rhe hai, kya hoga country ka jb yh km ho rhe hai
अरे मेरे भाई मैं इस नमक को बेचूंगा नही और अब मैं 2-3 महीने तक नमक नही खरीद दूंगा ।

मेरी जॉइंट परीवार ह । इस्तमाल होगा घर म ।

और लखनऊ मैं नमक नही मिल रहा ह तो मैं कर भी क्या सकता हु ।।।

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


ye hindi font mob m kaha se use kar raha h ?

Hinglish h y …english m likho…hindi m apne ap type hoga….

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@ajaya gupta wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

@Lala wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

पता नही । लेकिन मैं तो 4 पैकेट order कर दिए grofers से । bigbasket प oos ह ।


bhai etransaction pe koi black money nhi hai, govt ka panga hardcashpe hai jo black money hai, aapne koi acha nhi kiya hai jo bhi kiya buy karke
upwale black money ko salt money bna rhe hai, kya hoga country ka jb yh km ho rhe hai
अरे मेरे भाई मैं इस नमक को बेचूंगा नही और अब मैं 2-3 महीने तक नमक नही खरीद दूंगा ।

मेरी जॉइंट परीवार ह । इस्तमाल होगा घर म ।

और लखनऊ मैं नमक नही मिल रहा ह तो मैं कर भी क्या सकता हु ।।।

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


ye hindi font mob m kaha se use kar raha h ?


google keyboard krlo ho jayega

na bahut time lagta h i though lala ke paas koi trick hogi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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Sorry ulta hoga….😅😅😅😅

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@blue wine wrote:


@ajaya gupta wrote:


@blue wine wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@ajaya gupta wrote:


@Lala wrote:

@blue wine wrote:

Namak ko kaha rakhenge

Its not hidden commodity

18 rs kg namak https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

पता नही । लेकिन मैं तो 4 पैकेट order कर दिए grofers से । bigbasket प oos ह ।


bhai etransaction pe koi black money nhi hai, govt ka panga hardcashpe hai jo black money hai, aapne koi acha nhi kiya hai jo bhi kiya buy karke
upwale black money ko salt money bna rhe hai, kya hoga country ka jb yh km ho rhe hai
अरे मेरे भाई मैं इस नमक को बेचूंगा नही और अब मैं 2-3 महीने तक नमक नही खरीद दूंगा ।

मेरी जॉइंट परीवार ह । इस्तमाल होगा घर म ।

और लखनऊ मैं नमक नही मिल रहा ह तो मैं कर भी क्या सकता हु ।।।

😑😑😑😑😑😑😑


ye hindi font mob m kaha se use kar raha h ?


google keyboard krlo ho jayega

na bahut time lagta h i though lala ke paas koi trick hogi https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

अरे बहुत आसान ह ।

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@Lala wrote:

https://cdn0.desidime.com/attachments/photos/243982/medium/3689668IMG_20161111_234515.jpg?1480949260

@blue wine

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jab tak e Hindustan me cinema hai…tab tak lot chutiya bante rahenge

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@AKA wrote:

jab tak e Hindustan me cinema hai…tab tak lot chutiya bante rahenge

मतलब

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Abe lala ye tune Kya kara ..namak gayab hai bazaar se ?

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@Lala wrote:

@AKA wrote:

jab tak e Hindustan me cinema hai…tab tak lot chutiya bante rahenge

मतलब

Namak Kam khayoge to goiter ho jayega re ..fir ola Uber main kaise ghoomoge.

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@DealLooter0015 wrote:

@Lala wrote:

@AKA wrote:

jab tak e Hindustan me cinema hai…tab tak lot chutiya bante rahenge

मतलब

Namak Kam khayoge to goiter ho jayega re ..fir ola Uber main kaise ghoomoge.
uber इस्तमाल नही करता म ।

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@Lala wrote:

@DealLooter0015 wrote:

@Lala wrote:

@AKA wrote:

jab tak e Hindustan me cinema hai…tab tak lot chutiya bante rahenge

मतलब

Namak Kam khayoge to goiter ho jayega re ..fir ola Uber main kaise ghoomoge.
uber इस्तमाल नही करता म ।
Karlo Maine kaha mana kara

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