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जी मैं आम आदमी हूँ,
मुझे zero बैलेंस एकाउंट भी खोलना है साथ में रॉयल फैसिलिटी भी चाहिए, मुझे प्राइवेट बैंक्स के मिनिमम बैलेंस से रत्ती भर भी अंतर नही, लेकिन सरकारी बैंक के मिनिमम बैलेंस मुझे बर्दाश्त नहीं।
जी मैं आम आदमी हुन, Facebook, Twitter, Tinder, Whatsapp धड़ल्ले से चलाता हूँ लेकिन Net Banking, Mobile Banking aur UPI का मतलब मुझे पता नहीं।
जी मैं आम आदमी हूँ, सरकारी बैंक्स में अपना काम सबसे तेज़ और फोकट में करवाना चाहता हूं भले ही ट्रेन टिकट बुक करते टाइम dynamic pricing से ज़्यादा पैसे देने पडें।
जी मैं भोजन करता हूँ लेकिन अगर बैंक वाला भोजन करे तो ये मुझे गवारा नहीं। जी मैं आम आदमी हूँ, डोमिनोज़ में खड़े या बैठ के अपने टोकन का इंतज़ार चुप्पी मार के कर सकता हूँ लेकिन बैंक में जाते ही मैं शेर बन जाता हूँ।
जी मैं आम आदमी हूँ, और बैंकर्स मेरे बाप के नौकर, मैं जो बोलू वो करें, जब बोलूं तब करें, जहां बोलू वहां करें। जी मैं आम आदमी हूँ, मैं 10 के सिक्के बैंक वालो के पास RBI का circular दिखा के जमा कराऊंगा और जब payment लेनी होगी तो गुलाबी या नारंगी नोट ही लूंगा, सिक्के नहीं।
जी मैं आम आदमी हूँ, मैं सिर्फ 5 मिनट के लिए बैंक जाता हूँ वो भी हफ्ते में एक बार और वहां 8 घंटे रोज़ काम करने वाले लोगों को मैं उन 5 मिनट में ही judge कर लेता हूँ।
जी मैं आम आदमी हूँ, मैं बैंक में पैसे जमा करता हूँ, रसीद लेता हूँ, लेकिन इतना वहमी हूँ कि पासबुक की एंट्री 2 बार करवाता हूँ और उसके बाद पूछता भी हूँ।
मैं आम आदमी हूँ
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Confessions of an lazy, unproductive bank employee 
please don’t expose me 😍
From last 1 year i am trying to get my debit card from bank which was closed for security purposes and to be replaced by electronic chip card.
Ji haan main “aam admi hoon”😉😉
U can get Debit card from bank app
No need to visit branch
Electronic chip card automatically generated to all customers who holds debit card previously and delivered at individual address
If u didn’t get that card might be ur address is not found by delivery man and in that case u have to visit branch to get it by yourself
And if u won’t, ur card will be destroyed by bank for security reasons within 6mths
Is there any free debit card in sbi or central bank of india ?
That is why @rogerthat hope all psb except sbi get privatized & then aam aadmi won’t trouble you 
exactly
you got my point
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Partially agree and partially don’t agree
Jime ek dimer hu, muje debit card se sirf credit card ka bill bharna hai aur uspe muje 1.5-2% cashback bhi chahiye.
New card le ke PayPal bhi lootna hai
Prepare for Regulatory bodies exams. 
Far better than bank jobs.
In the whole 2019, i had to visit bank just twice,
For surrendering my ‘Mag Strip card’ and for collecting ‘Chip card’.
Then i do everything online.
This might be clearly written by a lazy bank employee, stupid Mango Man.
You never experienced something like this this then when you are in a hurry to catch metro,visited bank on the way to deposit a chq(which just needed to be handed over to counter guy) patiently waiting while uncle in front of you has given his passbook for entry printing which are at least in dozens & just when you thought that it is done,the uncle takes out another passbook & start discussing some entry he does not recognize in 1st passbook.Thankfully the counter guy still took the chq while discussing with the uncle. 
decades old cry baby saga
This reminds me the lyrics to The Nameless by Slipknot
Pathetic (benign)
Accept it (undermine)
Your opinion (my justification)
Happy (safe)
Servant (caged)
Malice (utter weakness)
No toleration – invade (committed)
Enraged (admit it)
Don’t condescend (don’t even disagree)
Desire (decay)
Disappoint (delay)
You suffered then (now suffer unto me)
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Obsession – take another look
Remember – every chance you took
Decide – either live with me
Or give up – any thought you had of being free
[Chorus 1]
(Don’t go) I never wanted anybody more than I wanted you…
(I know) the only thing I ever really loved was hate…
[Verse 2]
Anyone (no) anything (yes) anyway (fall)
Anybody (mine) anybody (tell me)
I want (you) I need (you) I’ll have (you)
I won’t (let anybody have you)
Obey (me) believe (me) just trust (me) worship (me) live for (me)
Be grateful (now) be honest (now) be precious (now) be mine (just love me)
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Possession – feed my only vice
Confession – I won’t tell you twice
Decide – either die for me
Or give up – any thought you had of being free
[Chorus 2]
(Don’t go) I never wanted anybody more than I wanted you…
(I know) the only thing I ever really loved was hurting you…
(Don’t go) I never wanted anybody more than I wanted you…
(I know) the only thing I ever really loved was hate…
[Break]
Yeah!
Yeah!
[Bridge]
Stay inside the hole – let me take control
Dominate
You are nothing more – you are something less
Innocent
Something has to give – something has to break
Omnipresent
Fingers on your skin – let my savage in
You deserve it
You deserve it
You deserve it
You deserve it
You deserve it
[Chorus 3]
(Don’t go) I never wanted anybody more than I wanted you… (I wanted you)
(I know) the only thing I ever really loved was hurting you… (was hurting you)
(Don’t go) I never wanted anybody more than I wanted you… (I wanted you)
(I know) the only thing I ever really loved was hate…
[Outro]
You’re mine (I know who you are)
You’re mine (I know who you are)
You’re mine (I know who you are)
You’re mine (I know who you are)
source: https://genius.com/Slipknot-the-nameless-...cs
Kya post Kiya hai Bhai ne . Lekin bank wale bhi har baar sahi nahi hote .
Fuck to all those who support privatisation of psu if it will happened then all u don’t have any idea what will happen to normal people and private bank charges such a hefty charges u will not be able to run any account plus private bank not at all interested in govt schemes they only interested in profit
I guess you weren’t around when people used to celebrate the occasion of getting bsnl landline phone installed in their home by inviting the entire colony.
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