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any 1 watched bankey ki crazy baarat :p

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how’s the movie ?

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@krishan42933- hahaha,mere peche pad gye. missed ur comments frm last 4-5days.

Main tum dono ki gf se chakkar chala rha hu aajkal:-D
Bhai teri wali k to bade nakhre hain:-P

Waise ye renu naam kahan se socha tum dono ne:-P

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@Gr@h@m@lkene™ wrote:

@Aarya wrote:



Dahej me Kyaa milega https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Pahle uski Photo dikhao https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


Foodpanda k coupons. Don’t expect much from her. She is very poor.


Bhai ek kam jar Teri party keep liye Maine foodpanda GC advanced me lite hai

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Bhai ek kam jar Teri party keep liye Maine foodpanda GC advanced me lite hai


U r so kind. Thanks a lot bro!

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@prinkle wrote:

@krishan42933- hahaha, mere peche pad gye . missed ur comments frm last 4-5days.

Main tum dono ki gf se chakkar chala rha hu aajkal:-D
Bhai teri wali k to bade nakhre hain https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Waise ye renu naam kahan se socha tum dono ne:-P


abey feku hum dono ki gf se chakkar kaise chalega bewde hum dono ki koi gf nahi hai abhi to dhoond rahe hain pehle hum dono apni behan ki shaadi kara dein phir gf dhundenge hum dono ki koi gf nahi hai abhi hamare do dost log hi hain arey bewde lekin kahin tera hamare doston ke saath chakkar to nahi chal DOSTANA WALA CHAKKAR ha ha ha @Gr@h@m@lkene™ dekh bhai soch raha hai hamari gf hai aur chakkar wo dono ladke hai na sam aur sid jo waxing karate hain aur clean shave rehte hain inko ladki samajh betha bewda kahinka @prinkle https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif aur haan renu naam socha nahi kaam wali aunty ki beti ka naam renu hi hai jiske peeche tu pada hai hume sab pata hai https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif
P.S. meri wali to nakhre dikhaegi hi pagal wo ladki nahi hai ladka hai jiske saath tera khoob dostana chal rha hai bewde itni drink mat kiya kar ki ladke ko ladki samjhe bewde https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif aur haan hum bade chipkoo log hain ek baar kisi ke peeche par jaye khas kar doston ke to peecha nahi chorte hain jaldi se https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_twisted.gif

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@Troll wrote:

@krishan42933 wrote:

@Gr@h@m@lkene™ wrote:

@krishan42933 wrote:


behan kiski hai @Gr@h@m@lkene™


Vo tumhari behen nahi hai kya lol?


haan bhai meri bhi behan hai @Troll aise SARPHIRE bhai behan mil gaye i’m very happy https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


Dowry per ban h

Rakshabandhan ke gift per nahi

kabhi bhi de sakto ho pure sal (year)

lots option available

woohoo gv

amazon gv

flipkart gv https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


theek hai meri behan @Troll tujhe jonsa gv chahiye le liyo bas meri job lag jaye to maza aa jaye pakka apni salary ke 10% se jo marzi le liyo meri taraf se raksha bandhan gift meri job lag jaye bas last week hi maine safai karamchari ka interview diya tha reject ho gya https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_sad.gif peon/chaprasi ka exam diya tha pass nahi ho paya mein https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_cry.gif ab bas car wash ya laundry mein try karna hai par job lag jaegi 5k ki sahi job to job hai par koi baat nahi jitne bhi garib ho hum apni behan ki shaadi jarur karenge @Aarya ji ki lambi list padh ke @Gr@h@m@lkene™ to bechara sadme mein hai list padh ke use doctor ke pass leke gya tha abhi thoda theek hai https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_confused.gif

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@krishan42933 wrote:

@Troll wrote:

@krishan42933 wrote:

@Gr@h@m@lkene™ wrote:

@krishan42933 wrote:


behan kiski hai @Gr@h@m@lkene™


Vo tumhari behen nahi hai kya lol?


haan bhai meri bhi behan hai @Troll aise SARPHIRE bhai behan mil gaye i’m very happy https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


Dowry per ban h

Rakshabandhan ke gift per nahi

kabhi bhi de sakto ho pure sal (year)

lots option available

woohoo gv

amazon gv

flipkart gv https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


theek hai meri behan @Troll tujhe jonsa gv chahiye le liyo bas meri job lag jaye to maza aa jaye pakka apni salary ke 10% se jo marzi le liyo meri taraf se raksha bandhan gift meri job lag jaye bas last week hi maine safai karamchari ka interview diya tha reject ho gya https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_sad.gif peon/chaprasi ka exam diya tha pass nahi ho paya mein https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_cry.gif ab bas car wash ya laundry mein try karna hai par job lag jaegi 5k ki sahi job to job hai par koi baat nahi jitne bhi garib ho hum apni behan ki shaadi jarur karenge @Aarya ji ki lambi list padh ke @Gr@h@m@lkene™ to bechara sadme mein hai list padh ke use doctor ke pass leke gya tha abhi thoda theek hai https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_confused.gif


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In Delhi-NCR all PVRs, all show, all days sold out! Bekaar mein JD app pe mehnat ki, its no use https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_sad.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_evil.gif

Can someone tell me the work around or share a few tickets for Bankey Ki Crazy Baarat?

Thanks

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@Aarya wrote:

@Gr@h@m@lkene™ wrote:

@Aarya wrote:


She is Poor but not u https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif
Tu Uska Bhai Hai Na.. Kuch to Tujhe bhi dena Padega https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


I will organize a charity thread where all Dimers will come and donate the spare coupons they have. That will be too much for both of u for lifetime. @B@R_0_0_D Sir and @Magus ji will donate “Gyan.” Bahot kaam ayega aage-peeche.


I want from u not dimers https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

My list-

1.5 Ton Split Ac 5 star wala.
Switzerland Package.
Renault Kwik Suv
Double Door Refrigerator
Lg Washing Machine
Baki teri Marji se jo dena ho wo bhi add kr dena https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


MANNIYE HONE WALE JIJAJI KRIPYA DHYAN PURVAK SUNE HUM BAHUT GARIB LOG HAIN HUM AAPKO ITNA SAMAAN NAHI DE SAKTE THODA SASTE WALE SAMAAN SE ADJUST KARNA PADEGA HOPE YOU DON’T MIND IT https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

1st item 1.5 ton AC. iski koi jarurat nahi padegi hum aapko 1 mast haath waala pankha denge na bijli ke bill tension na voltage ki jab chahe hawa kar lo

2nd item switzerland package dene ki na hamari aukat na hi app ke jaisa nikhatu bewda deserve karta hai aur na hi hamari behan ka passport banwaya hai humne hum to bus ka paas bhi nahi banwate hamesha bina ticket ke hi travel karte hain without worries aap pata nahi itna kyun darte ho https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

3rd item Renault suv yeh bhi bahut mehngi hai hum aapko apni car de sakte hain hamare ghar mein ek acchi gud condition mein car hai maruti 800 bas uska horn nahi chlata toh @Gr@h@m@lkene™ muh se peep-peep horn ki awaaj nikalta hai mein drive karta hun haan last week tyre fatt gye the ab aap hi dalwa lena

4th item refrigator ki bhi jarurat nahi humari behan zyada kuch khaati peeti nahi to fridge kiske liye bheje aapke liye woh usually drink karti hai nahi nahi kuch galat mat sochna she drinks frooti her fav. drink from childhood she is very sushil and sankari types you can relax

5th item washing machine LG wali yeh bhi cross x bcoz hamari behan kapde haath se wash karti hai hamesha lekin sirf apne tumhare nahi apne kapde khud wash karna tum tumhare ghar wife bhej rahe hain tumhare ghar ki naukrani nahi samajh aayi apne kaam khud kiya karo aur agar hamari behan ko tang kiya to yaad hai @Gr@h@m@lkene™ aur maine kaise pittai kari thi us din waise hamari behan ko bhi taekwondo aati hai wasie koi need nahi thi uski aapko toh 5th standar ka kid bhi peet sakta hai https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@krishan42933 wrote:

@Aarya wrote:

@Gr@h@m@lkene™ wrote:

@Aarya wrote:


She is Poor but not u https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif
Tu Uska Bhai Hai Na.. Kuch to Tujhe bhi dena Padega https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


I will organize a charity thread where all Dimers will come and donate the spare coupons they have. That will be too much for both of u for lifetime. @B@R_0_0_D Sir and @Magus ji will donate “Gyan.” Bahot kaam ayega aage-peeche.


I want from u not dimers https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

My list-

1.5 Ton Split Ac 5 star wala.
Switzerland Package.
Renault Kwik Suv
Double Door Refrigerator
Lg Washing Machine
Baki teri Marji se jo dena ho wo bhi add kr dena https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


MANNIYE HONE WALE JIJAJI KRIPYA DHYAN PURVAK SUNE HUM BAHUT GARIB LOG HAIN HUM AAPKO ITNA SAMAAN NAHI DE SAKTE THODA SASTE WALE SAMAAN SE ADJUST KARNA PADEGA HOPE YOU DON’T MIND IT https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

1st item 1.5 ton AC. iski koi jarurat nahi padegi hum aapko 1 mast haath waala pankha denge na bijli ke bill tension na voltage ki jab chahe hawa kar lo

2nd item switzerland package dene ki na hamari aukat na hi app ke jaisa nikhatu bewda deserve karta hai aur na hi hamari behan ka passport banwaya hai humne hum to bus ka paas bhi nahi banwate hamesha bina ticket ke hi travel karte hain without worries aap pata nahi itna kyun darte ho https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

3rd item Renault suv yeh bhi bahut mehngi hai hum aapko apni car de sakte hain hamare ghar mein ek acchi gud condition mein car hai maruti 800 bas uska horn nahi chlata toh @Gr@h@m@lkene™ muh se peep-peep horn ki awaaj nikalta hai mein drive karta hun haan last week tyre fatt gye the ab aap hi dalwa lena

4th item refrigator ki bhi jarurat nahi humari behan zyada kuch khaati peeti nahi to fridge kiske liye bheje aapke liye woh usually drink karti hai nahi nahi kuch galat mat sochna she drinks frooti her fav. drink from childhood she is very sushil and sankari types you can relax

5th item washing machine LG wali yeh bhi cross x bcoz hamari behan kapde haath se wash karti hai hamesha lekin sirf apne tumhare nahi apne kapde khud wash karna tum tumhare ghar wife bhej rahe hain tumhare ghar ki naukrani nahi samajh aayi apne kaam khud kiya karo aur agar hamari behan ko tang kiya to yaad hai @Gr@h@m@lkene™ aur maine kaise pittai kari thi us din waise hamari behan ko bhi taekwondo aati hai wasie koi need nahi thi uski aapko toh 5th standar ka kid bhi peet sakta hai https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif


I am not agree with this :p

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