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What a Historic Announcement…. But there is always a Funny side to it…

Share Jokes, funny images and videos in this thread.

Best Contribution gets Rs. 1000 PayTM Cash https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Entries will be accepted till 11:59PM, 12th November, Saturday

Winner will be declared on Monday, 14th November

Want to have a serious discussion? Head over to this thread: https://www.desidime.com/forums/dost-and-dimes/t...

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thx runjesh….I saw this contest on their twitter handle and came here https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

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https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif Winner is @nids13

There is something fishy

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Lafda h Khuch to

I Get it https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Do u ?

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How could I miss this https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif

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nothing fishy…i am not active…i saw the contest link on their twitter page. I was tweeting my jokes there and they asked me to post here…u can go to their twitter page and check for yourself

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@blue wine wrote:

:shock: Winner is @nids13
There is something fishy

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Lafda h Khuch to


I Get it https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif Do u ?

Bhaut lafda h mere bhai…..

Din rat ek kar diye the Maine is contest ke lie ar badle me kya Mila mujhe baba Ji ka thullu…..🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤕🤕🤕🤕

That’s why I don’t believe in contest & Lottery…..😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢

I believe only in Loots…..🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

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@Lala wrote:

@Plato @Chotta Bheem @sidbhai @Amit Goyal

Sikh raho ho English https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

Baki Politics Har jagah hoti hai https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif
Forgot to add @KuttaJi.
May be @mahidada can have some hint about it.

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@Amit Goyal wrote:

@Lala wrote:

@Plato @Chotta Bheem @sidbhai @Amit Goyal

Sikh raho ho English https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

Baki Politics Har jagah hoti hai https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif
Forgot to add @KuttaJi.
May be @mahidada can have some hint about it.

Ha bhai is zalim dunia m mere lie kuch nhi free nhi h

बस सीख रहा हु धीरे धीरे अंग्रेजी ।।।

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Any particular JOKE?

where Admin was rolling on the FLOOR https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif from winner guy https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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Aapke liye ek joke… https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

आज सनी लीओन जब 3 करोड कैश बैंक में जमा करवा के बहार निकली तो IT deptt वालो ने घेर लिया – मैडम income का source दिखाओ !!! 😜

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@mahidada wrote:

Dont be naiive https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_twisted.gif

Right said….

ऐडा बन के पेड़ा खा रहा है ।।।

Trans – Eating peda by becoming aeda

@Amit Goyal

I have right translation….

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Done***

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@vijkap201 wrote:

Aapke liye ek joke… https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

आज सनी लीओन जब 3 करोड कैश बैंक में जमा करवा के बहार निकली तो IT deptt वालो ने घेर लिया – मैडम income का source दिखाओ !!! 😜

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Palang Tod joke tha

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@vijkap201 wrote:

Aapke liye ek joke… https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_smile.gif

आज सनी लीओन जब 3 करोड कैश बैंक में जमा करवा के बहार निकली तो IT deptt वालो ने घेर लिया – मैडम income का source दिखाओ !!! 😜

hehehehe u deserve the award man https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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@Lala wrote:

@mahidada wrote:

Dont be naiive https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_twisted.gif

Right said….

ऐडा बन के पेड़ा खा रहा है ।।।

Trans – Eating peda by becoming aeda

@Amit Goyal

I have right translation….

भाई तेरे साथ शायद मेरी भी अंग्रेजी कमजोर हो गयी है। https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif

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वाह जी वाह !
खुद की माँ ने पैसे निकाल लिये
तो लिमिट 4500 से 2000 कर दी
-केजरीवाल
😅😅😂😂

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ऐसी वाट लगायी है कहीं-कहीं लोगों की मोदी जी ने

की
सात पीड़ीयां बैठ कर खायेंगे.. ऐसा मुह उठा कर बोलने वाले,
दुध की थैली ऊधार मांग रहे हैं !😮😂😜

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@Amit Goyal wrote:

@Lala wrote:

@mahidada wrote:

Dont be naiive https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_twisted.gif

Right said….

ऐडा बन के पेड़ा खा रहा है ।।।

Trans – Eating peda by becoming aeda

@Amit Goyal

I have right translation….

भाई तेरे साथ शायद मेरी भी अंग्रेजी कमजोर हो गयी है। https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif
Slip of tounge…… Brother…..

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@dealyanodeal wrote:

ऐसी वाट लगायी है कहीं-कहीं लोगों की मोदी जी ने

की
सात पीड़ीयां बैठ कर खायेंगे.. ऐसा मुह उठा कर बोलने वाले,
दुध की थैली ऊधार मांग रहे हैं !😮😂😜

Wake up….offer is over….

U will get only Baba ji ka thullu now ….like we got

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Who won ?

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@bumblefoot

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@Plato wrote:

Who won ?

till 12pm

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..

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1. Modi ji read 1977 news about इंदिरा की इमरजेंसी में हुई नसबंदी https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif
2. Donald knows card game very well & had ace trump https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif
3. This is spelling mistake
1991 salman Khan movie Sanam Bewafa became Sonam bewafa
Abhi Gupta ji kahan se aaye, yeh @Plato ji batayenge

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& 1 fan only that also admin https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif

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Let me know if anyone still has it..

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