'If he's alive nail him, if he's dead blame him.'

'If he's alive nail him, if he's dead blame him.'

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Stop judging: Pilot of Jet Airways Goa runway crash writes a strong letter
‘If he’s alive nail him, if he’s dead blame him.’

http://www.dailyo.in/variety/jet-airways-flight...

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Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General motors’!!!!

An Interesting Story

Never underestimate your Clients’ Complaint, no matter how funny it might
seem!

This is a real story that happened between the customer of General Motors
and its Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on…..

A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:

‘This is the second time I have written to you, and I don’t blame you for
not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a
tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after dinner each night,
but the kind of ice cream varies so, every night, after we’ve eaten, the
whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have and I drive
down to the store to get it. It’s also a fact that I recently purchased a
new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a
problem…..

You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from the
store my car won’t start. If I get any other kind of ice cream, the car
starts just fine. I want you to know I’m serious about this question, no
matter how silly it sounds “What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not
start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any
other kind?” The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the
letter, but sent an Engineer to check it out anyway.

The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well
educated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man just
after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to the ice
cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that night and, sure enough, after
they came back to the car, it wouldn’t start.

The Engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they got
chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got strawberry. The car
started. The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.

Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man’s
car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue
his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And toward this end
he began to take notes: He jotted down all sorts of data: time of day, type
of gas uses, time to drive back and forth etc.

In a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time to buy vanilla than
any other flavor. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla,
being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the front of the
store for quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept in the back of the
store at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out
the flavor.

Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car wouldn’t start when it
took less time. E..ureka – Time was now the problem – not the vanilla ice
cream!!!! The engineer quickly came up with the answer: “vapor lock”.

It was happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the other
flavors allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When the man
got vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapor lock to dissipate.

Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all problems seem to be
simple only when we find the solution, with cool thinking.

Don’t just say it is " IMPOSSIBLE" without putting a sincere effort….
What really matters is your attitude and your perception.

Moral of the Story “Try to Fix the Bug instead of making it as a Known
Issue”
Real Great Story…..!!!!!!!

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The titled reminded me of Om Puri’s death

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StupendousMan wrote:

The titled reminded me of Om Puri’s death

you nailed it https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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I missed you @Aplha.Barood

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9oXvlILx wrote:

I missed you @Aplha.Barood

How r u ?

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किरदार शिद्दत से निभाइये ज़िन्दगी में,

कहानी एक दिन सभी को होना है।

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संक्रांति स्पेशल✨💃🏻😂

अपनी पत्नी का फोटो पतंग पर चिपकाएं और उसे अपनी अँगुली पे नचाने का आनंद उठायें …!!😝😝😝😝😝

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