Karma Productions (not by Karan Johar)

Karma & Dimes

First thing a new dimer learns after landing in DD.

First it sounded like Karma Productions to me similar to Dharma Productions (Karan Johar movies).
Rightly so as you post more, you produce more karma for yourself.
But this Admins must have gone through tough entrance exams so kept negative karma as well.
Are yahan to chod dete.

Dimes sound as soothing as rhymes to babies.
All want this digital currency.

FPD : Free Papad Denge / Free Pickle Denge / Free Pizza Denge
Agar aapne kuch aisa teer mara ki admin khush hua (Mogamo ko khush karne se bhi difficult) to kuch to milega…

Deal Newbie : a BEE hounding for CB (cashback)

Deal Cadet : a deal snifer trainee who is all day lost in searching deals

Deal Subedar : apne aap ko Jo DD ka zamindar samjhe

Deal Lieutenant : dictionary meaning
An assistant with power to act when his superior is absent =deputy

Jahan admin nahi pahunche wahan yeh log aa jate hai

Deal Captain : like tennis non playing Captain, ek baat captain ban gaye to Bas, newbie instinct gone
Yaad nahi ganguly also declined to carry water as twelveth men, so they made him captain

Is se upar ke logo ke baare me jyada nahi pata so can’t comment

PS : just for fun, may not sound funny though, not to offend anyone