Online Dating (share ur experience )
without wasting time lets start with this example coming to my mind at 7.30am.
after lot of dating u will be able to easily categorize.
1st category somewhat will ask u r u coming by car or bike if u said none date will be called off so u can go by bus or walking ( no sweating mind it) then freshn up and sit on the chair so she doesnt see ur sweaty shirt as we men sweat more on our backs( yes full back till the bottoms) now if u in ccd this kinda chic will order the most expensive coffee.. they read the menu arab style thats first the rate then the product… the coffee which we never got to drink until now she will order also some non veg sandwitches and u r soon going to realise she is not interested in u but just an evening outing.
now before @Spock sir abuses me in his heavy grammar of i not respecting women i am just talking repetitive facts.
i came across many such cases that i started feeling Used. so i thought of doing something now on.. i made the girl order at one such instance and mentioned that i am.not having anything.. she assumed i will pay as i had told her i am.coming by my car… my profile photo on daying site was i leaning against a car she assumed it was mine .. so she wanted to go for a spin later which was any way not possible as i went walking.. later after all her internal burps and pastries the bill came and i looked the other way round… i was just so sire she will act cheap and thats wat she did told me something for u on the table.. i told her bluntly i have not had a bit nor did u ask me to have i habe known u just for last few hours and i am not gonna entertain such acts as i represent all the men (bakras) she told me r u a psycho..
i told her i am ###### (my name);
i also told her incase she walks out without paying it was she who has ordered and eaten so i wont wash the plates any wayas she.told me.she has.not got cash (.its a lie)
this category girls only use men ffor a great outing … i have had friends who love to get used as they have lot of money but someone using u feeling is so bad…
i typed a lot bro i have still lot to say i donr know if anyone even will read this as less karma peoples threads r looked like dead rats on the road in monsoon season..
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9:30 baje ke vichaar kya hein bhai eskimo, humein bhi subah subah thand lagti hai aur aise waale vichaar dhyaan aate hein. But 8:30 tak sab normal ho jaata hai 😁
Cc :@sukhichd710 Eskimo ko de do koi Rai ho toh. . .
@eskimo sir great and karmas effect can be seen in hot deals section otherwise all are treated equally
I also skipped once thought who will read this esaay when plato tagged me but its really good atleast interesting……….
If you are still dating or left alone and how much money stock a person must have before dating will do if suits my pocket otherwise @Plato is here to make fun of singles like me 
I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned — What do I do if she’s really unattractive? I’ll be stuck with her all night.
Turns out, There’s an app for that.
It’s called “Mom Are You Ok”. It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet her.
If you like her, you ignore it.
If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”
It works every time.
So I knocked on the girl’s door. Turns out I needn’t have worried.
She was gorgeous!
I couldn’t get over how attractive she was!!
Just as I was about to speak to her, her phone rang!!!
She answered it and said, “Mom, what’s the matter? Are you okay?” !!!!!!!!!!
@iamspl.xxx wrote:
See how the man’s provider and protector role starts in just few hours of knowing a woman.
What would have happened if you had said, you also don’t have enough money and can only dutch ?
Ye @sparkles hota rahta hai,
Bang bang ke baad, I miss him, the real person, who can write during sleep and dreams.
@eskimo nice going, keep going with Shonaya.
Dont Go for coffee, enjoy gateway luft or bandstand chana.
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned — What do I do if she’s really unattractive? I’ll be stuck with her all night.
Turns out, There’s an app for that.
It’s called “Mom Are You Ok”. It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet her.
If you like her, you ignore it.
If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, “Mom? What’s the matter? Are you okay?”
It works every time.
So I knocked on the girl’s door. Turns out I needn’t have worried.
She was gorgeous!
I couldn’t get over how attractive she was!!
Just as I was about to speak to her, her phone rang!!!
She answered it and said, “Mom, what’s the matter? Are you okay?” !!!!!!!!!!
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@A2Zdeals
true to nahi lag raha but its a laughter dose 
Bro samna wali ka Dil dekhoo car,money,ccd,pvr not matter. First see what she really want from you or they simply using you. You’re Dimer sir.
According to me if you pay or buy something from poor who really needs money for run his/her family which is much better than these all show-off.
#Nachoo 
they read the menu arab style thats first the rate then the product
@sagardrokr wrote:
they read the menu arab style thats first the rate then the product
best line 
@eskimo Bro, I don’t have my own experience as until now I have never ever spent a single dime of my hard earned money on any girl. But from what I see, what happened with my some of my friends the story is the same everywhere. Indian boy/men are taken as money minting machines by female gender. Some are insulted even after they are providing full luxuries. In this country only one gender is always at receiving end and that is MEN The problem is anything wrong happening with women is because of them only and anything wrong happening to men is because of women around him only.
They say women get marure more faster than men but it is a universal lie. Women never matures. They can only care about themselves and if they do for others they charge for the same exhorbitantly.
Nature assigned roles to both. Men- The Provider and Women- The Nurturer. But tha latter role changed and they more becoming The Consumer then nurturer. Days are not far when dating/marriages will become things of past. The day men will awake for their rights, no place will be left for women.
I always consider myself lucky that I have no place for any girl in my heart. Never got a feeling for the same. Thank God for it. The most happiest times of my life is when I am all alone. 
@chingumboy wrote:
@eskimo Bro, I don’t have my own experience as until now I have never ever spent a single dime of my hard earned money on any girl. But from what I see, what happened with my some of my friends the story is the same everywhere. Indian boy/men are taken as money minting machines by female gender. Some are insulted even after they are providing full luxuries. In this country only one gender is always at receiving end and that is MEN The problem is anything wrong happening with women is because of them only and anything wrong happening to men is because of women around him only.
They say women get marure more faster than men but it is a universal lie. Women never matures. They can only care about themselves and if they do for others they charge for the same exhorbitantly.
Nature assigned roles to both. Men- The Provider and Women- The Nurturer. But tha latter role changed and they more becoming The Consumer then nurturer. Days are not far when dating/marriages will become things of past. The day men will awake for their rights, no place will be left for women.
I always consider myself lucky that I have no place for any girl in my heart. Never got a feeling for the same. Thank God for it. The most happiest times of my life is when I am all alone.
Can’t wait to hear the dimers’ reactions to this.
@chingumboy wrote:
@eskimo Bro, I don’t have my own experience as until now I have never ever spent a single dime of my hard earned money on any girl. But from what I see, what happened with my some of my friends the story is the same everywhere. Indian boy/men are taken as money minting machines by female gender. Some are insulted even after they are providing full luxuries. In this country only one gender is always at receiving end and that is MEN The problem is anything wrong happening with women is because of them only and anything wrong happening to men is because of women around him only.
They say women get marure more faster than men but it is a universal lie. Women never matures. They can only care about themselves and if they do for others they charge for the same exhorbitantly.
Nature assigned roles to both. Men- The Provider and Women- The Nurturer. But tha latter role changed and they more becoming The Consumer then nurturer. Days are not far when dating/marriages will become things of past. The day men will awake for their rights, no place will be left for women.
I always consider myself lucky that I have no place for any girl in my heart. Never got a feeling for the same. Thank God for it. The most happiest times of my life is when I am all alone.
Thank God u r chingamboy not c**mboy.
How long it will go, unless 1 is gay ?
@iamspl.xxx
@panchabhut
@Magus
@Achilles
@mr.lonely
@BUTTERFLYBOY
@asoka
Thank God u r chingamboy not c**mboy.
How long it will go, unless 1 is gay ?
@B@R_0_0_D Bhai, It is going on from ages and will continue till ages until I immerse completely in the light (you know which light).
If most don’t have control over their senses or no time to know how to control them, then it doesn’t mean some who are not part of wordly things (even though they are appearing here) are at fault? It depends on one mind. We have wisdom provided by God. Everything is available here and it is on us to chose that satisfy us. Some reach satisfaction with worldly things and others don’t want to make them part of their lives. Their are numerous things available outside but the one available inside is more precious than the outer ones. The day one reaches it, all outer things fade away.
Don’t take my previous post as a hate towards a gender. But at last it is your eyes and how one see things depends on his thoughts only.
कामि करोधि नगरु बहु भरिआ मिलि साधू खंडल खंडा हे ॥
पूरबि लिखत लिखे गुरु पाइआ मनि हरि लिव मंडल मंडा हे ॥१॥
करि साधू अंजुली पुंनु वडा हे ॥ करि डंडउत पुनु वडा हे ॥१॥
साकत हरि रस सादु न जानिआ तिन अंतरि हउमै कंडा हे ॥
जिउ जिउ चलहि चुभै दुखु पावहि जमकालु सहहि सिरि डंडा हे ॥२॥
हरि जन हरि हरि नामि समाणे दुखु जनम मरण भव खंडा हे ॥
अबिनासी पुरखु पाइआ परमेसरु बहु सोभ खंड ब्रहमंडा हे ॥३॥
हम गरीब मसकीन प्रभ तेरे हरि राखु राखु वड वडा हे ॥
जन नानक नामु अधारु टेक है हरि नामे ही सुखु मंडा हे ॥
If anyone needs translation of lines, it will be provided. 
@chingumboy wrote:
Thank God u r gay
कामि करोधि नगरु बहु भरिआ मिलि साधू खंडल खंडा हे ॥
पूरबि लिखत लिखे गुरु पाइआ मनि हरि लिव मंडल मंडा हे ॥१॥
करि साधू अंजुली पुंनु वडा हे ॥ करि डंडउत पुनु वडा हे ॥१॥साकत हरि रस सादु न जानिआ तिन अंतरि हउमै कंडा हे ॥
जिउ जिउ चलहि चुभै दुखु पावहि जमकालु सहहि सिरि डंडा हे ॥२॥
हरि जन हरि हरि नामि समाणे दुखु जनम मरण भव खंडा हे ॥अबिनासी पुरखु पाइआ परमेसरु बहु सोभ खंड ब्रहमंडा हे ॥३॥
हम गरीब मसकीन प्रभ तेरे हरि राखु राखु वड वडा हे ॥
जन नानक नामु अधारु टेक है हरि नामे ही सुखु मंडा हे ॥
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
@chingumboy wrote:
@eskimo Bro, I don’t have my own experience as until now I have never ever spent a single dime of my hard earned money on any girl. But from what I see, what happened with my some of my friends the story is the same everywhere. Indian boy/men are taken as money minting machines by female gender. Some are insulted even after they are providing full luxuries. In this country only one gender is always at receiving end and that is MEN The problem is anything wrong happening with women is because of them only and anything wrong happening to men is because of women around him only.
They say women get marure more faster than men but it is a universal lie. Women never matures. They can only care about themselves and if they do for others they charge for the same exhorbitantly.
Nature assigned roles to both. Men- The Provider and Women- The Nurturer. But tha latter role changed and they more becoming The Consumer then nurturer. Days are not far when dating/marriages will become things of past. The day men will awake for their rights, no place will be left for women.
I always consider myself lucky that I have no place for any girl in my heart. Never got a feeling for the same. Thank God for it. The most happiest times of my life is when I am all alone.
Thank God u r chingamboy not c**mboy.
How long it will go, unless 1 is gay ?
@iamspl.xxx
@panchabhut
@Magus
@Achilles
@mr.lonely
@BUTTERFLYBOY
@asoka
Bhai, quora par post kar, girls reply degi, yahan Dimers ki sahanibhuti se kuch naa hoga.
Some girls contribute their share
bro are you the frequent visitor of red light area because my friends are also satisfied by going into these kind of places
Sites for online dating??
@shyamjindal19170 wrote:
Sites for online dating??
tinder mobile app os currently doing excellent.. juat put good photos of urs.
and edit it in photo shop before publishing it..
one.photo should be with googhallls
one with a english dog one with a german car one with little stubble…
whats ur asl bro
He met her at a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him.
At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised but being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, and she thought to herself, “Please, let me go home…”
Suddenly he asked the waiter, “Would you please give me some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee.” Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, “Why you have this hobby?” He replied, “When I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there.” While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That’s his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home… Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family.
That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story. They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, and then they were living the happy life… And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that’s the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said, “My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life’s lie. This was the only lie I said to you—the salty coffee. Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything… Now I’m dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth, I don’t like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste… But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again.”
Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday, someone asked her, “What’s the taste of salty coffee?” She replied, “It’s sweet.”
Love is not to forget but to forgive, not to see but understand, not to hear but to listen, not to let go but HOLD ON!
Barood OP asked to shares ones’ own opinion..not to spam by posting essays from google
@Achilles wrote:
Barood OP asked to shares ones’ own opinion..not to spam by posting essays from google
haha 
@Achilles wrote:
Barood OP asked to shares ones’ own opinion..not to spam by posting essays from google
1- essays r not available on Google,
2- who on DD sticks to op /content ?
3- any story/ article always written bya some1 if not by a dimer.
I will delete the objectionable essay, in case you r going to post your opinions as per the op.
@Achilles wrote:
Barood OP asked to shares ones’ own opinion..not to spam by posting essays from google
archilles ko bhi gusa ata hai
@sukhichd710 wrote:
@Achilles wrote:
Barood OP asked to shares ones’ own opinion..not to spam by posting essays from googlearchilles ko bhi gusa ata hai
He was the most successful mod.
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:was?
@sukhichd710 wrote:
@Achilles wrote:
Barood OP asked to shares ones’ own opinion..not to spam by posting essays from googlearchilles ko bhi gusa ata hai
He was the most successful mod.
now left or admin
@sukhichd710 wrote:
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:was?
@sukhichd710 wrote:
@Achilles wrote:
Barood OP asked to shares ones’ own opinion..not to spam by posting essays from googlearchilles ko bhi gusa ata hai
He was the most successful mod.
now left or admin
Waitimg for @@@Achilles@@ story ?
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See how the man’s provider and protector role starts in just few hours of knowing a woman.
What would have happened if you had said, you also don’t have enough money and can only dutch ?