side effects of relationship ( totally put off ...

side effects of relationship ( totally put off bro )

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without wasting much time let me tell u bro its really nothing great to b in relationship let me explain bro eith examples as i am not @Spock english talker or @Plato the english AR Rahman.
one girl i remember use to b very shy and hardly use to talk cutie type britney spears indian version after i was in relarionship with her she started to get comfortable and then became herself..the Biteney sheeee eeers (eeeks)
she was a Big Hogger man… eating habits were so putting off bro.. eating big to very big bites.. putting tongue out everytime before taking bite.. she had tartar plague in her teeth.. and i use to insist she eats more and more as it helped me develop sisterly feeling towards her and soon i never met her again..

another girl totally international typenagain man.. i went to her house home alone drinking plan and i visited chemist to buy some ayurvedic tablet like adult bro.. and i never knew ayurvedic also costs in 3figures.. i was going then chemist called me saying i can give u 1 also for 60 and have with milk 2 hours before i had kept energee bottle in my kit ( kit u can guess all fancy stuff bought with pocket moneybover months and aboutnto expire products durex gel was expired)) anyway vodka was on her.. soon after i entered her house i was all so excited and tooofan was in my mind… after a while of drinks i cant rupe ling stories so cutting it short she started to vomit puke oh my godddd wat a bad scene she told me to get bucket from the bathroom what a site man she wity her full head inside the bucket vomit sound in Dolby digital i could hear for very first time vomit echo and bucket hitting floor sound made it the worst music for ny ears… let me tell u bro the babydoll vomit is not a garden of flowers that it will have a lingering fragrance…
soom she started to walk in the room and she was about to hit her head against the wall i held her… boss girls weight was not much but my thin arms couldnt hold her.. work out dude … i was almost tired arms paining and i was breathless in what a boring way man… how much can i type bro my arms and fingers r thin
good nigutzzzz

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wow, what a narration. https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

vomit sound in Dolby digital

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@eskimo Even though both girls looks international, they are human. If one eat alot, another vomit with Dolby digital effect, you may find third girl fart like a bomb!

My advice is, concentrate on what exactly you want. I hope u get it https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

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Kaha se aaye ho bhai ?

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so finally ?? https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_rolleyes.gif looks like you r heavily drunk till today early morning and now u went for sleep https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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@deadman wrote:

@eskimo Even though both girls looks international, they are human. If one eat alot, another vomit with Dolby digital effect, you may find third girl fart like a bomb!

My advice is, concentrate on what exactly you want. I hope u get it https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif


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i also hope he gets it https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

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@eskimo wrote: let me tell u bro the babydoll vomit is not a garden of flowers that it will have a lingering fragrance…

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@Tejaa wrote:

@eskimo wrote: let me tell u bro the babydoll vomit is not a garden of flowers that it will have a lingering fragrance…

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@eskimo stories and
@Tejaa script will make the killing.
@MovieSeeker

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why everyone is ripping his english, appreciate his effort in typing such paragraph https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Exactly. I wouldn’t have enjoyed if he had typed like an English Teacher. Keep it coming @eskimo

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Aapki english se to badiye meri hindi hai https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif
Aapka liye ek line arzz hai: Jaisa Phool ki daal par kanta hota hai, aur Diya ke nicha andhaara waisa hi buddy har kuch sugandhit aur roshni se bhara hi nahi Hota https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_cool.gif

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@[email protected]_0_0_D wrote:

@Tejaa wrote:

@eskimo wrote: let me tell u bro the babydoll vomit is not a garden of flowers that it will have a lingering fragrance…

Yaak https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif


@eskimo stories and
@Tejaa script will make the killing.
@MovieSeeker


should send this to anurag kashyap.
My feeling tho he deserved it https://cdn3.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_lol.gif

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