Dont drink water or any liquids in front of your laptop.
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This the third time it is happening to me. I was drinking water and a friend of mine shared a picture in FB and I spat all over my laptop. I dont remember what was the other two , but this time its this one.
Damn you jimmy fallon
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
@sence
@@Gr@ham@@
@thrifty_indian
@dimepincher
@bagpiper
Same here… you reminded me of my bucket list…visiting Oktoberfest once. Cheers!
Edit: Tagging @Gr"@Gr@h@m@lkene™":http://www.desidime.com/users/...14 properly.
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
Good ones.
@sence You are late. I did the same with my morning coffee.
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
@sence
@@Gr@ham@@
@thrifty_indian
@dimepincher
@bagpiper
7up/cola,Designated driver and finally lone cleaning crew. Only some people know the feeling
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
@prinkle
@thrifty_indian
Typical CBSE board. Same goes for other subjects too.
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
@Troll
@sence
I can only c her teeth
nothing else
@Troll wrote:@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
@Troll
@sence
I can only c her teeth
nothing else
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@Troll wrote:@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
@Troll
@sence
I can only c her teeth
nothing else
U cant reconize yourself ?
@Troll recognized himself in the DARK,
just on the basis of teeth,
Perhaps some teeth broken and he could not replaced them due to no offer from Tooth Panda
find another pic of u, dancing on the shoulders
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
Agar aisi susheel dulhan mil jayein to zindagi gulzar ho jayein
aur bachi aag wo tum rakh liyo,waise barood aur aag donon made for each other hein dono ek dusre k bagair nhi reh sakte
A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money!?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?” they asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. “Don’t know her name — they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money!?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?” they asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. “Don’t know her name — they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“Oh my goodness!” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting flowers. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she has sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
@raviteja425 @sheetalvarunyadav2223“Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary. Then apparently she stole all his money and stranded him there! Well he called me, without a dollar to his name, and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So that’s exactly what I did.”
@krishan42933 @prinkle
@asoka @bookface
@Aarya @Smarty
@srocks @the king
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
h1. The Cheap Porsche
A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money!?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?” they asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. “Don’t know her name — they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that car?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money!?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?” they asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy. “Don’t know her name — they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“Oh my goodness!” moaned the mother, “she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting flowers. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she has sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
bq. “Well,” she said, “this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary. Then apparently she stole all his money and stranded him there! Well he called me, without a dollar to his name, and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So that’s exactly what I did.”
@raviteja425 @sheetalvarunyadav2223
@krishan42933 @prinkle
@asoka @bookface
@Aarya @Smarty
@srocks @the king
I m ready to pay u 15$ sir…
plz give me
@the king never bargains
For plastic Porsche !
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:
@the king never bargains
For plastic Porsche !
Wo kya h aajkl paise nhi h sir..
peppertap referral , holiday iq, shiksha, bike dekho,etc kuch nhi aaya
@sence
@@Gr@ham@@
@thrifty_indian
@dimepincher
@bagpiper