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How Do You Get Them Out?
The problem is not how did they get in there…
It’s how do you get them out?
*A Jew and an Arab in bar
An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl / Tzitzit and traditional locks of hair.
He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. so he shouts over to the bartender loudly enough that everyone can hear:
“Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there”.
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud voice.
This infuriates the Arab.
He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”
The Arab asks the bartender:
“What the hell is the matter with that Jew? I’ve ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all this silly bugger does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?”
“Nope,” replies the bartender.
“He owns the place.”*
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Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Duniya Ko Dekho!
Duniya Ka Saab Se Perfect Man – Uska Daddy,
Duniya Ka saab Se Dukhi Pati – Uska Bhai,
Duniya Ka Saab Se Sunder Boy – Uska Beta,
Duniya Ka Saab Se Nasibdar Aadmi – Uski Bahen Ka Patti,
Aur Duniya Ka Saab Se Kharab, Selfish, Jhootha, Kanjus, Bekar Aadmi!
- Yeh Bhi Likhna Padega Kya…???
Asif Ali Zardari is upset that Hina Rabbani Khar is interested in his son and not in him.
Hina is upset that Bilawal is more interested in playing with her children than with her.
Bilawal is upset because Hina’s children call him bhai-jaan rather than abba-jaan.
Hina is upset with Bilawal because he often calls her ammi-jaan instead of just jaan.
Hina’s husband is upset because he also likes Bilawal but Bilawal chose Hina over him.
Soooo much is happening in Pakistan and we in India are fighting over coal-gate and FDI ~ soooo boring !
*Change Your Thinking *
*It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking. *
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Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. *
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One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs..*
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*His bed was next to the room’s only window. *
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The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back. *
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The men talked for hours on end. *
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They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..
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Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.*
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The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside..*
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*The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. *
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Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
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*As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene. *
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One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.*
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Although the other man could not hear the band – he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.*
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Days, weeks and months passed. *
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*One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. *
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She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away. *
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As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone. *
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Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed. *
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It faced a blank wall.*
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The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.*
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*The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall. *
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*She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’ *
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*Epilogue: *
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There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.*
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Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. *
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If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.
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‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present.’
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The origin of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.*
Señorita – Kolaveri – Flash Mob Dance in Madrid 2012…
This is a Flash Mob song-dance number that happened in Madrid, Spain, in 2012.
There are two songs…which start with a Spanish song Señorita (sung by Maria del Mar Fernandez)
and then switches to a Hindi song Kolaveri, an Indian song which was a worldwide hit…
This flash mob is an initiative to promote Indian culture and pay tribute to Bollywood
as well as flamenco in the heart of the Spanish capital, Madrid.
The song Señorita from Zindegi Na milegi dobara has been a super-hit in India and has been on the news here in Spain.
Maria del Mar Fernandez, the official singer of Señorita commemorates the entire flash mob and all the dancing,
which took place in Plaza de Callao, commercial centre of the city of Madrid.
As an Indian, I also wanted to pay homage to the song Kolaveri di which has become the most popular Indian song worldwide.
Jai Hind and Viva España!
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
*A Jew and an Arab in bar
An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl / Tzitzit and traditional locks of hair.
He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. so he shouts over to the bartender loudly enough that everyone can hear:
“Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there”.
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, “Thank you!” in an equally loud voice.
This infuriates the Arab.
He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.
As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile, and again yells, “Thank you!”
The Arab asks the bartender:
“What the hell is the matter with that Jew? I’ve ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all this silly bugger does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts?”
“Nope,” replies the bartender.
“He owns the place.”*
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