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ranaboys wrote:ashik94 wrote:
bharat ki galiyan
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ranaboys wrote:ashik94 wrote:
Perhaps I have a poor sense of humour, but I do not find anything funny in this pic at all. The poor guy is in pain and the people around are laughing, that’s sadist pleasure in my opinion… the other pics posted are funny for sure. 
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AWESOME COLLECTION 
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Loose Morals
A nun in Warsaw, Poland, filed a case against ISKCON (International Society for Krishna Consciousness). The case came up in court.The nun remarked that ISKCON was spreading its activities and gaining followers in Poland.
She wanted ISKCON banned because its followers were glorifying a character called Krishna “who had loose morals,” having married 16,000 women called Gopikas.
The ISKCON defendant to the Judge: “Please ask the nun to repeat the oath she took when she was ordained as a nun.”
The Judge asked the nun to recite the oath loudly. She would not.
The ISKCON man asked whether he could read out the oath for the nun. Go ahead, said the judge.
The oath said in effect that ‘she (the nun) is married to Jesus Christ’.
The ISKCON man said, “Your Lordship! Lord Krishna is alleged to have ‘married’ 16,000 women. There are more than a million nuns who assert that they are married to Jesus Christ. Between the two, Krishna and Jesus, who has a loose character?”
The case was dismissed…
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/funny-fun?page=3#post_1106455
A couple on bike, going to Mall ?
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/funny-fun?page=3#post_1125289
Party ho jaye ?
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/funny-fun?page=3#post_1155253
New Jersey State Police have announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles.
with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles,
4 grenade launchers, 2 tons of heroin,
$25 million in forged bills and a ring of 25 prostitutes
all in a housing project behind the Camden Public Library.
Camden residents were stunned.
A community spokesman said:
h1. “We’re shocked. We never knew we had a library!!”
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/funny-fun?page=3#post_1162708
This baby loves strawberries
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/funny-fun?page=3#post_1166089
एक बार संता ट्रेन से सफर कर रहा था। जल्दी में टिकट नहीं ले पाया और ट्रेन आ गई थी। उसे पता नहीं क्या सूझाकि उसने प्लैटफॉर्म पर पड़ाएक पुराना टिकट उठा लिया औरउसे पानी में डुबोकर जेब में आराम से रख लिया।
ट्रेन चल पड़ी और आधे घंटे बाद जब टीटी के आने की हलचलसुनाई पड़ी तो उसने टिकट निकालकर हाथ में ले लिया।
उसने जेब से 2 पेन निकाल करदोनों हाथों में एक-एक पेन लेकर टिकट को पेन से पकड़ा (हाथों से दूर रखा)।
टीटी: टिकट, टिकट दिखाओ अपना…
संता ने वैसे ही पेन से पकड़कर टीटी को दूर से ही टिकट दिखाने लगा। टीटी को बड़ा अजीब लगा।
टीटी (गुस्से से): ये क्या बेहूदा हरकत है, हाथ से क्यों नही दिखाते ?
संता: कैसे छुएं इसे… टॉयलेट में गिर गया था।
टीटी: दूर रखो इसे, न जाने कहां-कहां से आ जाते हैं।.
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/funny-fun?page=3#post_1167193
Judge (to accident victim):
Do you not know that when a woman is driving on the road, you should walk on the extreme end of the footpath?
Victim:
What footpath? Sir, I was exercising in the park!
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