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these words meaning has change
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
A place where women curl up and dye.
Someone who is fed up with people.
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Someone me-deep in conversation
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
A female moth.
An insect that makes you like flies better.
Grape with a sunburn.
Something you tell to one person at a time.
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
The pain that drives you to extraction.
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
Something other people have. You have character lines.
Corporate lesson :
Jack and Max are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer..
Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Max replies, “Why don’t you ask the Priest?”
So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I smoke while I pray?”
The Priest replies, “No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion.”
Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.
Max says, “I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.”
And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, “Father, may I pray while I smoke?”
To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to.”
Moral of the story: The approval you want depends on the way u ask for it!!
Dedicated to all professionals !!
School Name: Life
Class: (All students are above 35 years)
Anger – Present sir
Anxiety – Present sir
Boredom – Present sir
Desires – Present sir (in full volume)
Frustration – Present sir
Monthly EMI – Present sir (in full volume)
Office Tension – Present sir
Sadness – Present sir
Worries – Present sir
Uncertainties – Present sir
Happiness – ? (no sound)
Happiness – ?
Happiness – Absent sir
Peace of mind – Absent sir
Contentment – Absent sir
Class teacher: In life, there is nothing called sadness. Either Happiness Present or Happiness Absent.
Life is very simple to live, but many find it difficult to be simple.
Make it Simple!
Have a fabulous Life
“The amount of money that’s in your bank at the time of death, is the extra work you did which was not necessary”
👌 Three beautiful thoughts 👌
1. None can destroy iron, but its own rust can!
Likewise, none can destroy a person, but his own mindset can.
2. Ups and downs in life are very important to keep us going, because a straight line even in an E.C.G. means we are not alive.
3. The same Boiling Water that hardens the egg, Will Soften the Potato!
It depends upon Individual’s reaction To stressful circumstances!
4. Mobile has taught us three things ….
Whatever makes you happy — save it…..
Whatever makes others happy — forward it…..
Whatever will make no one happy — Delete it….
An unemployed engineer graduate was looking out
suitable job in his stream.
He attended several
exams and many personal interviews, only to
Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that
satisfy his food and daily needs.
He visited a
circus group and asked for a job.
But the owner
said that there wasn’t any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to
as a monkey and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he
at least afford his daily food.
So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the
Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into
lion’s ring. No one knew that he was a man
dressed up as a monkey.
The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life.
He felt pity for
himself as he going to be a victim of
The lion came closer to him but didn’t attack.
was surprised. The lion whispered,
Gupta…..ghabra mat…!! Main hun tera senior,
Sumit trivedi. 2009 batch… computer science..”
एक दिन एक कुत्ता जंगल में रास्ता खो गया..
तभी उसने देखा, एक शेर उसकी तरफ आ रहा है..।
कुत्ते की सांस रूक गयी..
“आज तो काम तमाम मेरा..!” उसने सोचा..
फिर उसने सामने कुछ सूखी हड्डियाँ पड़ी देखि..
वो आते हुए शेर की तरफ पीठ कर के बैठ गया और एक सूखी हड्डी को चूसने लगा..
और जोर जोर से बोलने लगा, “वाह ! शेर को खाने का मज़ा ही कुछ और है.. एक और मिल जाए तो पूरी दावत हो जायेगी !”
और उसने जोर से डकार मारा.. इस बार शेर सोच में पड़ गया.. उसने सोचा- “ये कुत्ता तो शेर का शिकार करता है ! जान बचा कर भागो !”
और शेर वहां से जान बचा के भागा..
पेड़ पर बैठा एक बन्दर यह सब तमाशा देख रहा था..
उसने सोचा यह मौका अच्छा है शेर को सारी कहानी बता देता
हूँ ..शेर से दोस्ती हो जायेगी और उससे ज़िन्दगी भर के लिए जान का खतरा दूर हो जायेगा.. वो फटाफट शेर के पीछे भागा..
कुत्ते ने बन्दर को जाते हुए देख लिया और समझ गयाकी कोई लोचा है..
उधर बन्दर ने शेर को सब बता दिया की कैसे कुत्ते ने उसे बेवकूफ बनाया है..
शेर जोर से दहाडा, -“चल मेरे साथ, अभी उसकी लीला ख़तम करता हूँ”.. और बन्दर को अपनी पीठ पर बैठा कर शेर कुत्ते की तरफ लपका..
Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG…???
कुत्ते ने शेर को आते देखा तो एक बारफिर उसकी तरफ पीठ करके बैठ गया और जोर जोर से बोलने लगा,- “इस बन्दर को भेजे 1 घंटा हो गया..
साला एक शेर को फंसा कर नहीं ला सकता !”
यह सुनते ही शेर ने बंदर को पटका और वापस भाग गया ।
Moral of the story:
There are many such monkeys around us, try to identify them..
Be a Smart Worker rather than a Hard Worker..
A successful businessman was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.
Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together.
He said, “It is time for me to step down and choose the next C.E.O..
I have decided to choose one of you.”
The young executives were shocked, but the boss continued.
“I am going to give each one of you a SEED today – one very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next C.E.O..”
One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed. He went home and excitedly told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed.
Everyday he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.
Jim kept checking his seed but nothing ever grew. Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing. By now others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn’t have a plant and he felt like a failure.
Six months went by — still nothing in Jim’s pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn’t say anything to his colleagues, however, he just kept watering and fertilizing the soil – he so wanted the seed to grow.
A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the C.E.O. for inspection. Jim told his wife that he wasn’t going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened.
Jim felt sick to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right.
He took his empty pot to the boardroom. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful — in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!
When the C.E.O. arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives. Jim just tried to hide in the back.
“My, what great plants, trees, and flowers you have grown,” said the C.E.O.. “Today one of you will be appointed the next C.E.O.!”
All of a sudden, the C.E.O. spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, “The C.E.O. knows I’m a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!”
When Jim got to the front, the C.E.O. asked him what had happened to his seed – Jim told him the story.
The C.E.O. asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, “Behold your next Chief Executive Officer! His name is Jim!”
Jim couldn’t believe it. Jim couldn’t even grow his seed.
“How could he be the new C.E.O.?” the others said.
Then the C.E.O. said,
“One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead – it was not possible for them to grow.
All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new Chief Executive Officer!"
- If you plant honesty, you will reap trust
- If you plant goodness, you will reap friends
- If you plant humility, you will reap greatness
- If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment
- If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective
- If you plant hard work, you will reap success
- If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation
So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.
“Whatever You Give To Life, Life Gives You Back”