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The Pasta Diet ________________

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The Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET — IT REALLY WORKS !!

1. You walk pasta da bakery.

2. You walka pasta da candy store.

3. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND….

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat And suffer fewer heart attacks than
The English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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the script is actually in Devanagari (hindi) so sorry if you can’t read (I’ve given google translation) शेयर मार्केट में पैसा कैसे डूबता है ??

एक बार एक आदमी ने
गाँव वालों से
कहा कि वो 100 रु. में एक बन्दर 🐒
खरीदेगा,
ये सुनकर सभी गाँव वाले
नजदीकी जंगल की ओर
दौड़ पड़े
और वहां से बन्दर पकड़ पकड़ कर 100
रु. में उस आदमी को बेचने लगे …….
कुछ दिन बाद ये सिलसिला कम
हो गया और
लोगों की इस बात में
दिलचस्पी कम
हो गयी …….
फिर उस आदमी ने
कहा की वो एक एक 🐒बन्दर के
लिए 200 रु. देगा ,
ये सुनकर लोग फिर बन्दर 🐒 पकड़ने में
लग गये।
लेकिन कुछ दिन बाद
मामला फिर
ठंडा हो गया ….
अब उस आदमी ने
कहा कि वो बंदरों के लिए
500 रु. देगा ,
लेकिन क्यूंकि उसे शहर
जाना था, उसने इस काम के
लिए एक असिस्टेंट नियुक्त कर
दिया ……..
500 रु. सुनकर गाँव वाले बदहवास
हो गए ,
लेकिन पहले ही लगभग सारे बन्दर
पकड़े जा चुके थे
इसलिए उन्हें कोई हाथ
नहीं लगा ……।
तब उस
आदमी का असिस्टेंट उनसे आकर
कहता है …..
“आप लोग चाहें तो सर के पिंजरे में
से 400 -400 रु. में बन्दर 🐒 खरीद सकते हैं ,
जब सर आ जाएँ तो 500-500 में बेच
दीजियेगा।”
गाँव वालों को ये प्रस्ताव भा गया और उन्होंने (100-200 रु. में बेचे हुए) सारे बन्दर 🐒 400 – 400 रु. में खरीद लिए ….।
अगले दिन न वहां कोई असिस्टेंट था और न ही कोई सर.।
बस बन्दर ही बन्दर.

Google translation
How the money in the stock market sets ??
Once a man
From villagers
He said that Rs 100. A monkey 🐒
Buy,
Hearing all these villagers
Close to the wilderness
Rushed
And the monkey catch hold 100
Rupee. The man began to sell …….
A few days later, at the continuation
And got
People in this
Low interest
Delusional …….
Then the man
He said one of the 🐒bnder
200 to Rs. Will
These hearing people catch the monkey 🐒
Took.
But a few days later
The resurfacing
Got cold ….
Now the man
He said that for monkeys
500. Will
But because the city
Had to go to work, he
Appoint an assistant
Gave ……..
500. Hearing panicked villagers
Have become ,
But already, almost all apes
Had been arrested
Therefore, no hands
Not …….
Then
Man’s assistant came to him
Says …..
“If you guys want to head into the cage
Rs 400 -400. Bandar in 🐒 can buy
Fall Sir sold in the 500-500
Please give. "
The proposal appealed to the villagers and he (Rs 100-200. The sold) in Bandar 🐒 400 – 400 Rs. Purchased in …..
The next day it was not there, and no assistant head ..
Just as monkeys and apes.😂😂😂😂😞
🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
😂😜😜😜
Welcome to share market 😂😂😂😂😞

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@yuvidubi wrote:

the script is actually in Devanagari (hindi) so sorry if you can’t read (I’ve given google translation) शेयर मार्केट में पैसा कैसे डूबता है ??
एक बार एक आदमी ने
गाँव वालों से
कहा कि वो 100 रु. में एक बन्दर 🐒
खरीदेगा,
ये सुनकर सभी गाँव वाले
नजदीकी जंगल की ओर
दौड़ पड़े
और वहां से बन्दर पकड़ पकड़ कर 100
रु. में उस आदमी को बेचने लगे …….
कुछ दिन बाद ये सिलसिला कम
हो गया और
लोगों की इस बात में
दिलचस्पी कम
हो गयी …….
फिर उस आदमी ने
कहा की वो एक एक 🐒बन्दर के
लिए 200 रु. देगा ,
ये सुनकर लोग फिर बन्दर 🐒 पकड़ने में
लग गये।
लेकिन कुछ दिन बाद
मामला फिर
ठंडा हो गया ….
अब उस आदमी ने
कहा कि वो बंदरों के लिए
500 रु. देगा ,
लेकिन क्यूंकि उसे शहर
जाना था, उसने इस काम के
लिए एक असिस्टेंट नियुक्त कर
दिया ……..
500 रु. सुनकर गाँव वाले बदहवास
हो गए ,
लेकिन पहले ही लगभग सारे बन्दर
पकड़े जा चुके थे
इसलिए उन्हें कोई हाथ
नहीं लगा ……।
तब उस
आदमी का असिस्टेंट उनसे आकर
कहता है …..
“आप लोग चाहें तो सर के पिंजरे में
से 400 -400 रु. में बन्दर 🐒 खरीद सकते हैं ,
जब सर आ जाएँ तो 500-500 में बेच
दीजियेगा।”
गाँव वालों को ये प्रस्ताव भा गया और उन्होंने (100-200 रु. में बेचे हुए) सारे बन्दर 🐒 400 – 400 रु. में खरीद लिए ….।
अगले दिन न वहां कोई असिस्टेंट था और न ही कोई सर.।
बस बन्दर ही बन्दर.

Google translation
How the money in the stock market sets ??
Once a man
From villagers
He said that Rs 100. A monkey 🐒
Buy,
Hearing all these villagers
Close to the wilderness
Rushed
And the monkey catch hold 100
Rupee. The man began to sell …….
A few days later, at the continuation
And got
People in this
Low interest
Delusional …….
Then the man
He said one of the 🐒bnder
200 to Rs. Will
These hearing people catch the monkey 🐒
Took.
But a few days later
The resurfacing
Got cold ….
Now the man
He said that for monkeys
500. Will
But because the city
Had to go to work, he
Appoint an assistant
Gave ……..
500. Hearing panicked villagers
Have become ,
But already, almost all apes
Had been arrested
Therefore, no hands
Not …….
Then
Man’s assistant came to him
Says …..
“If you guys want to head into the cage
Rs 400 -400. Bandar in 🐒 can buy
Fall Sir sold in the 500-500
Please give. "
The proposal appealed to the villagers and he (Rs 100-200. The sold) in Bandar 🐒 400 – 400 Rs. Purchased in …..
The next day it was not there, and no assistant head ..
Just as monkeys and apes.😂😂😂😂😞
🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒
😂😜😜😜
Welcome to share market 😂😂😂😂😞


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