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Santa:how many apples can u eat on empty stomach??
banta:i can eat 6 apples
santa:wrong, u can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach coz when u eat the 2nd thats not on empty stomach.
banta: super joke yaar i will tell this 2 my other friends
then banta went 2 his frnd
banta: how many apples can u eat on empty stomach??
frnd:10 apples.
banta:huut yaar 6 bolta toh mast joke sunata 
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govt hospital
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some of them are toooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooooood bhai
really liked them
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usa11 wrote:
some of them are toooooooooooo goooooooooooooooooooood bhai
really liked them
yeah…….some of them can be watched over and over again and it will still make you chuckle 
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cockroach’s reply to a guy who’s about to kill it: “You’re just jealous that I can make your wife scream louder than you can !!!”
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Dad: I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintu: I started cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintu: I cleaned it with your tooth brush.
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*A HANDSOME DOG SAID 2 BEAUTIFUL BITCH
ON CANDLELIGHT DINNER NEAR A ROMANTIC
RIVER IN MOON LIGHT
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BOW BOW
BOW BOW
OR KEH BHI KYA SKTA H BECHARA…
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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO” !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !
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atal bihari vajpai style
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right handed batsmen
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hindi picture
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hair disappears from the head and appears as a beard next day 
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a clean history 
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The best part: you have no friends in common
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Hopes shattered!
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