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Santa:how many apples can u eat on empty stomach??
banta:i can eat 6 apples
santa:wrong, u can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach coz when u eat the 2nd thats not on empty stomach.
banta: super joke yaar i will tell this 2 my other friends
then banta went 2 his frnd
banta: how many apples can u eat on empty stomach??
frnd:10 apples.
banta:huut yaar 6 bolta toh mast joke sunata 
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/joke-of-the-day?page=44#post_3339752
Girl : Let’s go for a dinner tonight.
Boy(An Engineer) : Ok.:-}
Girl : But where will you take me.:-{
Boy : Should we go to mint food…… ……. ( an economic restaurant )?
Girl : No. That’s a very cheap place. Let’s go to …… ……. Tomato’s …… ……. (A brutally costly place).
Boy : Silent for a minute Ok, see you at 7. I will pick you up from your place.
Boy pick up girl at 7, on the way……… …….
Boy : Once I had pani-puri competition with my sister and she ate 30 pani-puri’s and defeated me.=D =D =D =D
Girl : What so difficult’s in it?
Boy : Defeating me in pani-puri competition is difficult.
Girl : I can easily beat you.
Boy : Please leave it. It’s not your cup of tea.
Girl : Lets see.
They both stop at a pani-puri stall.They start eating,
After above 30 pani-puri the boy gave up.
The girl was also full, but to defeat her boyfriend, she ate one more and shouted, “you lose”.
The bill was Rs.120
Moral -The main aim of an engineer is to satisfy customers with minimum requirements. This is how people should decide to use resources on an individual and a collective basis just4fun……. =D =D =D =D
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