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neck practice was very good!
we wnt more!
akkiii wrote:
neck practice was very good!
we wnt more!
YA i will surely update more…..
enjoy your laugh……
lol….
nice thread
LOL
Pin for ATM dedo… lol!!!
chinzzz wrote:
Pin for ATM dedo… lol!!!
A LIE
Telling a lie is a ……………..
Sin for a child.
Fault for an adult.
An art for a lover.
A profession for a lawyer.
A requirement for a politician.
A Management tool for a Boss.
An accomplishment for a bachelor.
An excuse for a subordinate and
A Matter of Survival for a married man
Lol!!! Very funny…post more:-D
TIGER WOODS IN IRELAND
Tiger Woods was in Ireland to play an important Golf Tournament.
He was driving the latest swanky BMW car and had to take a halt to refuel the car.
He pulled up his car at a gas station with self fill up facility. The old Irish owner
of the gas station welcomed Tiger Woods. He did not know who Tiger Woods was.
Irishman:
“Ai Sire, welcome to the gas station. That’s a lovely car you have”.
T. Woods:
“Yeh. This is the latest model. Is’t it lovely?”
After that Tiger Woods bent down to pick up the nozzle, filled up the car, hung up the
nozzle and paid up the bill. During the bending, two mushroom shaped tees which hold
the golf ball before tee off, fell off his shirt pocket. He picked them up to put them in his shirt pocket. Irishman saw this and asked:
“Ai sire, what on earth are these two little things for?
Tiger Woods:
“They are meant to hold the balls”.
Irishman:
“Blime !! These Germans are really cleaver. They think of every minute detail to keep you comfortable
while driving aint it?
GOD BLESS TIGER WOODS !!!
The time is coming……………………..
Texting for OAP’s (seniors)
The kids have all their little SMS codes…like BFF, WTF, LOL etc.
So here are some codes for the seniors:
ATD – At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friends Funeral
BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
CBM – Covered by Medicare
CUATSC – See You at the Senior Centre
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL…CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing…Can’t get Up!
TTYL – Talk to You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA – Wet the Furniture Again
WTP – Where’s the Prunes
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kickin in
Anshu Good ones
Thanks ashik bhai and indianmonk……
and barood bhai for posting more…….
Why Mobiles are not allowed in classrooms
Ashiik bhai mobile one was good……..
dimer93 wrote:
Ashiik bhai mobile one was good……..
Yup
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