Possible ways on how to die young (kindly read as Don'ts by suitable modification)
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Smoke a lot
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This one’s a classic. With over 4,000 chemicals all teaming up to give you every form of cancer imaginable you’re taking at least 10 years off your life.
By doing this you are actually increasing your chance of dying in the next three years by over 40 percent.
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If you thought skydiving was dangerous then you’re still a rookie at this. BASE jumping has a fatality rate over 43 times higher.
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Or any vegetable for that matter. They are full of vitamins and other good things that might counteract some of the destructive efforts we’ve already implemented.
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We don’t have any statistics on this one but we’re pretty sure it can’t be good for you.
Besides going blind, having your arms and feet amputated, and getting all the blood in your body run through a filter three times a week diabetes can shave nearly 15 years off your life.
Visit Yakutsk, Russia in winter with nothing but a windbreaker and flip flops
It’s the coldest city on Earth with a population of over 100,000 people. Temperatures can reach -60 degrees Celsius (-80 degrees Fahrenheit).
Run with the bulls
Angry animals with horns chasing you down narrow streets sounds like a death wish to us.
Stress over everything
If it’s not a big deal, then make sure it’s a big deal…everything needs to be a big deal. High levels of stress can increase your risk of heart disease, diabetes, and even cancer.
Full of heart clogging fat and an army of impossible to pronounce chemicals, when combined with unnecessary stress processed foods are sure to hasten your demise.
Given their reputation it can come as a surprise that Navy SEALS don’t really die very often. Remember what we said about stress though? It kills you slowly.
In your offtime go be an Alaskan Crab fisherman
Often cited as the most dangerous job in the world, these guys die all the time. Icy waters, storms, 20 hours shifts, eternal darkness, and lots of moving parts are sure to take their toll.
Numerous studies have shown that loneliness in old age is a quick way to destroy your health.
Even a little bit of exercise every day has so many good health benefits that it would be best just to avoid it altogether.
Start a business in Russia without paying off the Mafia
Under most circumstances this is probably the least advisable thing you could ever do.
See how happy he looks in the picture? That is the exact opposite of the way he will look when he is in the process of shorting your life.
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Use krokodil
This cheap Russian alternative to heroine rots your flesh from the inside out and the pictures coming out of Russia have not been pretty.
Move to Zhengzhou, China
This smog ridden city is the most polluted in the world. Combined with smoking…guaranteed lung cancer.
Now move to Ciudad Juarez, Mexico
Between snipers, attack dogs, and other super advanced robotic anti sunbather weaponry this should be one of your last resorts.
With one of the highest levels of violent crime on Earth, Chicago’s gang and drug industry has an astronomically morbid turnover rate if you can follow.
Whatever you do never visit Japan…or the Mediterranean
Sure, the Mediterranean countries might get a bad rap for being lazy and just relaxing all day…but guess what? They live very, very long lives. This is absolutely not where you want to be.
This is more like it. If there is any place on Earth guaranteed to decrease your life expectancy, North Korea would certainly be a contender. Add a public insult to Kimmy Il and you can probably count the seconds you have left on one hand.
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
h4. Sit for more than 11 hours every day -
By doing this you are actually increasing your chance of dying in the next three years by over 40 percent.
Are you serious about this 
Can you please give some bad cause of using computer for more than 11 hours?
VU! It’s a very good initiative. Just read full thread and it’s full of knowledge. Good work Barood bro.
smartnsh wrote:@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
h4. Sit for more than 11 hours every day -
By doing this you are actually increasing your chance of dying in the next three years by over 40 percent.
Are you serious about this
most of those 9 to 5 sarkari babus die only after enjoying pension benefits. 8+an hour going to office, an hour of watch tv or doing nothing at home, an hour of tea and dinner, ho gaye 11..
smartnsh wrote:@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
h4. Sit for more than 11 hours every day -
By doing this you are actually increasing your chance of dying in the next three years by over 40 percent.
Are you serious about this
i also NOT happy about this statement, i am also sitting 12 hours a day on desk
(office-9, home-3)
so, facing the potential hazard as per any theory , if any !
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@smartnsh wrote:@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
h4. Sit for more than 11 hours every day -
By doing this you are actually increasing your chance of dying in the next three years by over 40 percent.
Are you serious about this
i also NOT happy about this statement, i am also sitting 12 hours a day on desk
(office-9, home-3)so, facing the potential hazard as per any theory , if any !
The hazard is there theoretically. The shortcut to understand biology is evolution. Our forefathers did not sit for 11 hours and we shouldn’t either. The body’s metabolism rate becomes very slow when we sit continuously.
The best solution is to do a light exercise every 2 hours but since this is not feasible. The next best solution is to get up from your seat and move every hour or so – talk a walk around the office. Standing desks are also becoming a fashion among health conscious persons
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And preferably have them raw. There’s nothing like a solid influx of cholesterol and saturated fat to clog your veins.