Salute to women !
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I may be the ‘saree’ kind or the ‘skirt’ kind
But I wear my heart on my sleeve
I may be the ‘homemaker’ type or the ‘breadwinner’ type
But I ‘labour’ through my day and night
I may be the ‘yes to all’ sort or the ‘no to all’ sort
But I end up doing everything that needs to get done
I may be the ‘Calvin Klein’ shopper or the ‘mom nd pop tomato’ shopper
But there are people I value higher than my purchases
I may be the ‘masterchef’ breed or the ‘dial-a-pizza’ breed
But I believe that good thoughts provide true nourishment
I may be the ‘fair skin’ make or the ‘wheatish complexion’ make
But my ethics are much beyond than skin-deep
Don’t judge me..don’t jacket me..
I could be a little girl each time I cry myself to pulp..
I could be a daughter each time I move away from my parents..
I could be a sister each time I provide the much needed advice..
I could be a wife each time I save the last bite of the chocolate..
I could be a mother each time I clean up the mess that someone else creates..
But you will need the woman in me..
In every smile and every mile…
In every tear and every cheer…!!!
Cheers to Womanhood!
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Mother/daughter relationship
Note: This is merely a Joke – not applicable to anyone
Phone rings. Mother picks up the phone and answers:
Mother: Hello?
Daughter: Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?
Mother: You’re going out? Tut, tut!
Daughter: Yes.
Mother: With whom?
Daughter: With a friend.
Mother: I don’t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.
Daughter: I didn’t leave him. He left me!
Mother: You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.
Daughter: I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?
Mother: I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.
Daughter: There are lots of things that you did and I don’t.
Mother: What are you hinting at?
Daughter: Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.
Mother: You’re going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?
Daughter: My Ex husband! I don’t think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!
Mother: So you’re going to sleep over at this loser’s place?
Daughter: He’s not a loser.
Mother: A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.
Daughter: I don’t want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?
Mother: Poor children with such a mother.
Daughter: Such a what?
Mother: With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.
Daughter: ENOUGH!!!
Mother: Don’t scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!
Daughter: Now you’re worried about the loser?
Mother: Ah, so you see he’s a loser. I spotted him immediately.
Daughter: Goodbye mother.
Mother: Wait! Don’t hang up! When are you bringing them over?
Daughter: I’m not bringing them over! I’m not going out!
Mother: If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
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