a.—Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

-b .==. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

c.. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

d.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

e.. A closed mouth gathers no feet.

f.. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

g.. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

h.. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious

j.. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

k.. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

l.. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

m.. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques

n.. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

o.. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

q.. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

r.. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

s.. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

t.. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

u.. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

v.. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

w.. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

x.. Thou shalt not weigh more than the refrigerator.

y.. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.

z.. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

Logic …..

Story of a 6-year-old kid..
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What ? How is this possible ?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic..!!
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Little girl: why do we call the man who picks our garbage bag from home everyday as kachrawala?
Mother: because he collects the garbage.
Little girl: why is he called kachrawala when he keeps the environment clean.
He should be called safaiwala and because we throw the garbage we should be called kachrawala.
How many of us recognized that !
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TRUST is the glue of life.
It’s the most ESSENTIAL ingredient in effective COMMUNICATION.
And, it’s the fundamental PRINCIPLE that HOLDS all relationships.

As long as you think NOT NOW,
success becomes NEVER.

But the moment you think WHY NOT,
success surely will become yours.