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Wen ur LYF is in DARKNESS,PRAY GOD n ask him 2 free u frm Darkness.
Even aftr u pray,if U R still in Darkness- Plz PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL
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अभी सूरज नहीं डूबा ज़रा सी शाम होने दो;
मैं खुद लौट जाउंगा मुझे नाकाम होने दो;
मुझे बदनाम करने का बहाना ढूँढ़ते हो क्यों;
मैं खुद हो जाऊंगा बदनाम पहले नाम होने दो
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3 Idiots – Facebook Style:
Rancho: Smiling
Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me
account
banane ki ichha thi…aaj bana diya
hai…bohot
maza aa raha hai.
Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat
nai hai…Tell
me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on
Facebook is
Post, Sir.
Teacher: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir…jo bhi Facebook pe log
daalte hai
post hai sir…Ghumne gaye…photo
daal diya!
Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal
diya! Post
hai Sir… Sir actually hum post se
ghire hue hai
sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick
tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me
comment, ek
second me like!
Comment-Like… Comment-Like
Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye
karoge?
Comment-Like… Comment-Like…
Hey Chatur tum batao,
Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos
posted through
mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop
via
different operating system using
internet on
Facebook is called a Post…
Teacher: Excellent!
Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi
bola seedhe
shabdo mein…
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai
toh orkut
ya twitter ke pages pe account
banao… :@
Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh…
Teacher: Get out!
Rancho: Why sir?
Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar
jaiye.
Rancho goes out and comes back*
Teacher: Kya hua?
Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.
Teacher: Kya?
Rancho: An utility button given to us,
to protect
our private data i.e pictures,
messages or
personal information for being stolen
or used
for bad purpose by hackers or anyone
else…
Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul
gaya tha.
Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol
sakte the?!
Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha
sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya…
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Wife: Give me your phone for a second
Husband: Wait let me switch it on. Delete video. Delete picture. Delete music. Delete private folder. Delete number. Delete sms. Delete out goin calls. Delete incomin calls. Delete mms. Delete what’s app. Delete bbm. Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete Delete FORMAT Memory Card. Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!! Wife: I just wanted to see the time… Husband: O heroine, time puch bhi to sakti thi
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I am a disaster and a half in the kitchen, so this has been quite helpful.
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Young people have theirs; now Seniors have their own texting codes: By the way start using them!!!!
- ATD – At the Doctor’s
- BFF – Best Friends Funeral
- BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
- BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
- CBM – Covered by Medicare
- CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
- DWI – Driving While Incontinent
- FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
- GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
- GHA – Got Heartburn Again
- HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
- LMDO -Laughing My Dentures Out
- LOL – Living on Lipitor
- OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, gas
- TOT – Texting on Toilet
- WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help.
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
Finally
MYM – Missing your messages
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Mumbai is rich,
Mumbai is poor.
Mumbai is fast,
Mumbai is slow.
Little bit sweet,
and little bit sour,
Sometimes it’s hot
but not too more’.
Mornings are energetic
and evenings are electric.
Noons are lazy but
Nights are crazy..
And any one you ask,
he always say “M busy”
Dude, life in Mumbai’’
Is not so easy…!
There is lot of Masti with
little bit of Maska…
Welcome to the city
that can’t live, without Bollywood Chaska.!
Sev puri and bhel puri
are all Mumbai chaat..
Relishing it with spicy chutney is no easy art..
From popcorn to ice-cream, all sold on cart,
Mumbai o Mumbai you’re always close to my heart.!
Where local trains
usually run on time,
And violently rushing
for a seat is not a crime..
Here 3 PM for lunch and
12 AM to dine,
People face hardships,
but still say “it’s fine”.!
From Mt. Mary in Bandra
to Mumba Devi in Town,
And ISKCON in Juhu to Haji Ali in Mumbai’s Crown,
Marathi, Punjabi, Gujarati and Bengali,
Everyone together celebrate Id and Diwali,
Holi is colorful and Christmas is cheerful,
Spend some time here and your life will be unforgetful.!
Billionaire to beggars,
all found in this city,
Be careful dude,
this place is a bit witty..,
Overall this dream-world
is huge but pretty,
Mumbai o Mumbai,
you’re wonderful city.
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