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PM Modi- announce economic package of 20 lakh crore for the country

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Pm anmounced economic package of Rs 20 lakh crore to the country.
Itā€™s 10% of gdp.
It will help to farmers and labour.

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Whats the hurry in creating thread. At least wait for the public addressing to complete rolleyes

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@MJ911 even our financial minister made a hugh mistake smiley kya jaldi thi post karne ki sweat_smile sweat_smileĀ 

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That awkward moment when FM tells the truth & ppl consider it as typo. She knows better than anyone we donā€™t have 20 lakh crore

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fm ā€“ corona badh raha hai, gareeb, majdoor mar rahe hain. package announce karna hai

pm ā€“ 20 lakh ka intezam karo

fm ā€“ 20 lakh crore kahan se layenge?

pm ā€“ 20 lakh crore nahi 20 lakh. 5 lakh arnab ko, 5 lakh sudheer ko, 5 lakh anjana ko aur 5 lakh apne b&d ko bhej do.

fm ā€“ usse kya hoga?

pm ā€“ wo hindu musalman, india pakistan karke gareebi, bhukmari, majboori logo ke dimaag se mita denge

fm ā€“ ek fakeeri to hai aapme

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Where the money is coming from?

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Itā€™s not going to come sweat_smile

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Most profitable from this package afaik are the ones who took BHEL shares today šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ totally nailed it

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Did the most stupid thing today. Was holding the shares since two months and seeing profit today, exited the share by 10am only to see it increase by further 15%!!

Am confused now whether to be happy with 10k earned or 20k opportunity lost by exiting early.

On a serious note, should i again go for it, at this price as all experts have given prediction of 35/-+?

Edit: Sorry for being offtopic

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As per PMO, the 20 L cr includes everything that had already been announced as relief right from the first day and not completely new one. Possibly that also includes the so called 85% subsidy on railfare for the sramik express and the bringing of high income people from Europe/US who went there for personal pleasure trips.

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effort appreciated

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Getting Income Tax Refund, Reduction in TDS and getting Previous Dues From Government is also Package. Shows how good this package is.

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Sources say our bank savings account balance will also be in stimulus sweat_smile

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bees lakh crore mein bees milega gareeb ko lakh milega ameer ko aur crore humare taali aur thaali bajawaane wale saheb le jayenge.

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Ye shayad viswa ka pehla aisa neta hai jo kehke le raha hai ke kuch doonga nahin sirf jumlon ke alava aur phir bhi bagoole log yakin pe yakin liye baithe hain.. ki.. kuch to achha hoga! ā€Aise kaise..? Matlab..? Le lega hamaari..??ā€

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15000ā‚¹ Credited to my account.thanks Motiji

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ā‚¹15k for what? Staying at home?

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Even if Elections are held Tomorrow Modi will win by landslide. There is no fear of losing so current policies are result of that.

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That I agree without a second thought. I feel everyone who questions him do it in a very irrational stupid way. If someone who is neutral speaks in a rational way about any govt policies or decision and even the slightest hint of support to the govt gets them branded as Bhakt. When these idiots just go on and on cursing the govt some stupid guy will come with a communal comment and this makes those people who are neutral to become ā€œbhaktsā€. These idiots donā€™t even ask the proper question and just copy paste some memes and stupid non-verified stuff.

Modi is not winning because of him or his work, he is winning because of his haters. His haters are making him a hero by not asking him the right questions. They will always abuse him and his cabinet which a common man interprets as the hindu community being targeted. They are showing unity and we should show ours.

PS- I have voted for him in both the elections with the hope he does something about the corruption and ā€œgujarat modelā€. None of it has happened sadly, so I have all rights to question him as his voter. Yes my one vote gives me the right to question.

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Irony (and some migrants) died when finance minister announced that 53 crores animals will be vaccinated spending 13,343 crores from coronavirus package. But migrants with no money canā€™t travel in bus or train. :claps:

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#AtmanirbharPackage
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Now modi will privitise each and everything. He knows, next time patta saaf hai.

He will collect as much possible in commissions.

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nice nomenclature ā€¦lakh crore to trillion hushed

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fun fact ā€“ lenskart ne voucher mein is package se kahin jayda diya hai.

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+1

Even Supercash was useful somehow ( Swiggy ā€“ Mobikwik deal) as compared to this useless economic package. stuck_out_tongue

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fm ā€“ corona badh raha hai, gareeb, majdoor mar rahe hain. package announce karna hai

pm ā€“ 20 lakh ka intezam karo

fm ā€“ 20 lakh crore kahan se layenge?

pm ā€“ 20 lakh crore nahi 20 lakh. 5 lakh arnab ko, 5 lakh sudheer ko, 5 lakh anjana ko aur 5 lakh apne b&d ko bhej do.

fm ā€“ usse kya hoga?

pm ā€“ wo hindu musalman, india pakistan karke gareebi, bhukmari, majboori logo ke dimaag se mita denge

fm ā€“ ek fakeeri to hai aapme

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This guy has summerised lockdowns very nicely.
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@MJ911 Political comment in dnd please take action

On behalf of Drupal sir who want dost and dime to bee free from politics

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