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I am go out to get 50 lcd orders of tony tv
To count no. of masks and kerchiefs
For a simple traditional Thirupathi smiling girl.
Came to met girlfriend 👩❤️💋👨but govt announced lockdown, now stuck with gf in her flat 😍 but wife wants location
I came out after seeing the news that Condoms are gonna be out of stock ….🤪
To Play POKEMON GO.
Gonna Catch them all before police catches me.
Haircut
I will definitely join the movement when group of people march on road and chanting loudly ""Go corona Go""
To fetch drinking water
to become laziest person
Pani puri
I would go out with Driving Test inspector and challenge him to take my test on any street / road
If my wife finally Blasts out at me for being at home and asking her for some snacks every 2 hrs.
I am telling you, this can really happen in next 5-6 days.
Purani udhari ke paise lene
if my old friend calls to repay an old unsecured personal loan which i had written off.
When I get gold at loot price ! Thoda lathicharge seh lenge
To Play Chor-Police with Real Police 🚨
There are Zombies rushing out from my garden
To escape from the tortures of monster-in-law. Oops, I mean mother-in-law. 😉
Muft me bat rahi daal aur chawal k packet lene
I will go out to check if police is really beating ppl or not
Police wali se ho rahi thukayi dekhane
I won BMW from one of the contest and they will deliver my gift if and if I visit their store at today.. So, I have to go no choice..!!!
To go to office to deposit salary cheque in bank
Being an introvert, I thoroughly enjoy being home but since last few days I’m having serious itch (चुल्ल ) to go out and see extroverts struggle through the lockdown.
When all extroverts are in their home, how are you going to watch their struggle at home ?
When my crush calls me to her home,
and asks me to buy a sanitizer!
Ohh really?
I will be forced to go out when I get bored in the home and want to count the number of shops closed in my neighborhood street for the lockdown.
When i will get the notice that tomorrow is the recruitment drive of amazon or google in Chandigarh university and you all have to present there otherwise your name will be cut from further placement drives …at that time i can t resist myself to get out of my house because every student have a dream to get placed in companies like amazon or google
To check which street dog is barking on the road….
When I have ordered a deal from any e-commerce website in a price error loot deal and it has reached my nearest hub but not out for delivery!
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Missing the gym and when you know police are offering free squat drill outside