Funny Facts!!!

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Dear Hungry Wives Club,

You waited. I came on time. You looked at me and went back to your husbands.

Bitches!

Feeling used,
The Moon

Gender discrimination at its best:

Cow dung is holy…

Bull Shit is not

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This dog had to spend the night at the emergency clinic last night. His owner stayed with him all night.

How It’s Made Eggs

1. If you are a girl named Khushi

and you cry, people
won’t take it seriously as that would be ‘Khushi ke aansoo’.

2. If Sridevi is

running a shop, I wonder whether she
would say “Abhi Boney ka time hai..”

3. I love it when my Sony

smartphone hangs and gives me Problems.
….
Because,
Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu. xD
4. Cricket

team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hain

Sochoo

KYUKI team allout

hain naa. 

Now Don’t kill me for this joke

- One day om puri came late….
All school boy’s said

omelette aaya

" DARD "


Sabhi insano me hai…
Magar…
Koi dikhata hai…
to…
Koi chupata hai…


. " HUMSAFAR "


Sabhi hai…..
magar…
Koi sath deta hai…
to…
Koi chod deta hai…


" PYAR "


Sabhi karte hai…
Magar…
Koi dil se karta hai…
to…
Koi dimag se karta hai…


" DOSTI "


Sabhi karte hai….
Magar…
Kuch log nibhate hai…
Kuch log aazmate hai…


. " RISHTA "


Kai logon se hota hai…
Magar…
Koi pyar se nibhata hai…
to…
Koi nafrat se nibhata hai…


" AHSAAS "


Sabko hota hai…
Magar…
Koi mehsoos karta hai…
to…
Koi samaj nahi pata…


" ZINDAGI "


Sabhi jeete hai…
Magar…
Koi sabkuch pane ke bad bhi dukhi rahate hai..
to…
Koi lutake khush rehte hai..

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