There’s a new illness

discovered at the University of Bheja. It’s a condition called “WhatsApia”.

The symptoms are:
1. Having an app called WhatsApp.

2. Constantly

checking to see if you have messages.

3. Checking if someone has been online and why they haven’t replied to you.

4. Anxiety that you must reply

or the other person will feel bad.

5. Expecting comments if you change your profile pic and/or update your status.

6. Pretending to listen to

someone, while busy chatting on whatsapp.

7. First thing when you wake up needing your dose of whatsapp.

8. Copying this message and pasting in

other groups.

The only treatment for it is to dump your smart phone!

यह जिस्म तो किराये का घर है
एक दिन खाली करना पड़ेगा,

जाना पड़ेगा,

ले भले तू यहा
खाली हाथ आया खाली हाथ
जाना पड़ेगा,

भरी जेब ने ’ दुनिया ’ की पहेचान करवाई… और खाली जेब ने ’ इन्सानो ’ की..

Wats app love song

Aashiqui 3…


Hum offline ab reh nahi sakte
Tere bina kya status mera
Tujhse BLOCK kabhi ho jayenge to
Khud se ho jaayenge Khafa😫

Kyonki tum hi ho
Ab tum hi ho
Zindagi.. ab tum hi ho😇
Status bhi; mera Dp bhi;
Mera update📋 bhi ab tum hi ho

Tere mera rishta hai kaisa
Ek pal offline gawara nahin
Tere liye online😀 hain rehte
Tujhko diya mera waqt sabhi⌚⏰
Koi lamha mera na ho WHATSAPP bina
Har post mein naam teraaaⓂ

Kyonki tum hi ho😎
Ab tum hi ho😋
Zindagi ab tum hi ho😑
Morning bhi…mera noon bhi…meri evening bhi
Ab tum hi ho.

Raat nahi khwab badalta h,
Manzil nahi kaarwan badalta h,
Jazba rakho hardam jeetne ka kyuki,
Kismat bhale na badle, par waqt zarur badalta h.

You attract people by the qualities you display, but people stay in your life by the qualities you possess.

Democratic difference between USA & INDIA : b
.
.
.
.
Americans can kiss in public but cannot shit …Indians can shit in public but cannot kiss

Crazy image of the Queen Mary 2 and it’s captain

We receive a lot of unconditional love when we’re born.
We receive a lot of unconditional respect when we die.
We just need to learn how to handle the between…

Men or Women don’t exist without ‘E’.
House or Home can’t be made without ‘E’.
Bread or Butter can’t be found without ‘E’.
‘E’ is the beginning of Existence and the end of Trouble.
It’s not at all in War but twice in Peace.
It’s once in Hell but twice in Heaven’.
‘E’ represents Emotions.. hence all emotional relations like
Father,
Mother,
Brother,
Sister have ‘E’ in them.
‘E’ also represents Effort Energy,
hence to be Better from Good,
both ‘E’ added.
Without ‘E’, we would have no Love, Life, Wife or Hope
bq.
See, Hear, Smell, or Taste.
As, Eye, Ear, Nose and Tongue are made of ‘E’.
Hence, Go with ‘E’ but without EGO

Marriage vows

Ken and Marjorie finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in the library.
“You know,” said Marjorie, “today, in most marriage ceremonies, they don’t use the word ‘obey’ anymore.”
“Too bad, isn’t it?” retorted Ken. “It used to lend a little humor to the occasion.”

Philistine

A well-dressed gentleman entered an upscale restaurant in the East End of Manhattan, and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came over and asked “What can I get you to drink, sir”?
The gentleman responded, “Nothing, thank you. I tried alcohol once, didn’t like it, and never tried it again.”
The bartender was a bit perplexed, but being a friendly, outgoing sort, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and offered the gentleman a cigarette.
The gentleman refused, saying, “I tried smoking once, didn’t like it, and never did it again. The point is, I wouldn’t be in here at all, except that I’m waiting for my son.”
The bartender retorted, “Your only child, I presume?”

Opening

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his application, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his application and said, “We have an opening for people like you.”
“Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?”
“It’s called the door!”