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Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long
as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to
figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he
would be put to death. The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young
Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death,
He accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: The princess, the
priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone,
but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to
consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price
would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the
exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to
the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to
her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights
of the Round Table, And Arthur’s closest friend! Young Arthur was
horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled
like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He
refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden,
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said
nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life. And the
reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the
witch answered. Arthur’s question thus: “What a woman really wants?”
She said, “Is to be in charge of her own life.”
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great
truth. And that Arthur’s life would be spared.
And so it was.
The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.
And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific experience, entered the bedroom.
But, what a sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared
as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only
half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.
“Which would you prefer? She asked him. “Beautiful during the day …. or
at night?”
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends,
But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
Or,
Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day?
But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments
with?
(If you are a man reading this…) What would YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would YOUR MAN’S choice be?
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Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question,
He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time.
Because, he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.
Now… what is the moral to this story?
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The moral is…
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1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!
2) If you don’t let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.*
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So, always remember:*
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IT’S EITHER “HER WAY” OR IT’S “NO WAY” !!!
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One day, one rich man wanted to punish a man named Hasan. He blamed him for stealing a necklace from his house. The rich man forced Hasan to put a red hot iron in his hands to prove his innocence. Hasan, on the other hand, refused to do it. Birbal intervened, suggesting the rich man to put the red hot iron on his bare hands as well. This would help him prove his innocence. The rich man refused to do it, and decided against it. Thus, the court knew Hasan had not stolen the necklace.
There will always be assignments or duties that you won’t enjoy doing, but to transfer them to someone else isn’t fair either. Don’t force other people to do things you wouldn’t do yourself.
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Many people say that men and women are opposites. Others hold the notion that they compliment each other, while others believe them to be both. Despite it all, we cannot help but be a little comical about the differences between the two sexes, so if you agree with us on this, the following short jokes will surely have you bursting into laughter!
Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in…
While those inside are desperate to come out.
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most.
But when a man does that – the slide show begins….
Whisky is a brilliant invention.
One double and you start feeling single again.
Wives are magicians…
They can change anything into an argument.
There are 3 kinds of men in this world: Some remain single and make wonders happen, some have girlfriends and see wonders happen…
…the rest get married and wonder what happened!
Q- Why can’t women drive well?
A- Because there are too many mirrors in a car that distract them.
Q- Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no shopping centers.
Q: How can you save a dying woman?
A: Tell her about a 90% sale going on somewhere.
Q: If a Woman is quiet, which day is it?
A: Who cares, just enjoy that day!
Women live a better, longer and more peaceful Life, compared to men. Do you want to know why?
A very smart man replied: Women don’t have a wife!
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LEAD
10 Things Successful Leaders Remember When Things Go Wrong
It doesn’t matter how good your leadership, plan, or team is. Sooner or later, you’re bound to run into trouble. When it happens, truly successful leaders are ready to bring everything back into line.
BY LOLLY DASKALWe tend to think of good leadership in conjunction with smooth sailing. If you’re smart and resourceful, and you build and nurture a good team and generate good ideas, what can go wrong? A lot.
Whether it’s a failure of planning, a bad judgment call, or an accident of fate, trouble eventually comes to every leader. And that’s when leadership really matters.
Here are the principles that can guide you through the next storm:
1. Positivity fuels productivity. Our reactions and moods are like a steering wheel that can move us in the right direction or take us further off course. You can choose to get caught up in the negativity of failure, or you can decide to do something positive about the situation. You always have a choice. Whatever the situation, positive energy can help you make the best of it.
2. There’s no progress without action, and no action without risk. What failed yesterday could be a new chance tomorrow, and some of the greatest successes grew out of failures. But you will fail in 100 percent of the things you don’t try.
3. Change is the only constant. Trust the power of change by staying flexible and adaptable. If things are not going well, make adjustments along the way. And when things go wrong, forego the quick fix. Instead, adjust your focus and concentrate on how you can do better. The power of a successful leader lies in evaluating the situation, learning from mistakes, shifting direction, and continuing to move forward.
4. Keep your eyes wide open. Leadership requires vision. If you’re looking behind you, you’re missing what’s coming up; if you never focus clearly you’ll miss important details. Keep your eyes straight ahead and focused on the outcome, not the obstacles.
5. Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. At the heart of successful leaders is a willingness to take risks, to leap into the abyss, a refusal to stay stuck in the status quo. The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure.
6. Be the driver. You can take responsibility, or you can blame others and lose all control. The right thing to do and the hard thing to do are usually the same. Accept the responsibility for your driving and keep your hands on the wheel.
7. Failure is necessary. You will never hear a successful person complain about the things they’ve failed at, because they know that failure is necessary in order to meet success. The best leaders, the most successful are willing to fail and learn along the way. Interpret each failure as a lesson on the road to success.
8. You can have results or excuses, but not both. What do you have to let go of? Who do you need to forgive? Who do you have to stop blaming? The only way to assure you’ll do better next time is by making no excuses today. Often the only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself about why you can’t achieve it.
9. Hold tight to your beliefs and values. Failure can sometimes make you feel like you have lost your footing, but there’s always strength in the things you believe. How do successful people find the will to keep trying? Because they believe in what they’re doing and they find a place within themselves where they know it is possible. You don’t believe things because they make your life better; you believe them because you know they’re true.
10. Persistence and determination prevail. Successful leaders know that persistence always wins. As Winston Churchill said, success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. Remember, a river cuts through rocks not because of its power at any given moment but because it has persistence over time.
Failure will come—that much is guaranteed. But successful leaders know that where you’re standing at the moment isn’t nearly as important as what direction you’re moving in.
Failure Is Never as Scary as You Think It Will Be
Shama Hyder, founder of Marketing Zen Group, says not to get caught up in counting your failures or successes.
The opinions expressed here by Inc.com columnists are their own, not those of Inc.com.
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