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“The sense of humour should be directed towards oneself. It is a very great thing to laugh at oneself, and he who can laugh at himself gradually becomes full of concern and compassion for others.
In the entire world no event, no subject invites laughter like oneself."
— Osho
What’s it’s like being married.
Parents:
Are given that name, because it is through them that we have the wonderful chance of life on earth. For the sacrifices that they have made for us,
we must PAY RENTS to them.
Parents:
Are given that name, because it is through them that we have the wonderful chance of life on earth. For the sacrifices that they have made for us,
we must PAY RENTS to them.
When Bobby Darling was born, Doctor said “Mubarak ho, Dhokha hua hai”
When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said “Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Mubarak ho. Kon hua jaanne ke liye dekhiye agla episode”.
When Manmohan Singh was born, Sholay was playing on the hospital TV, and AK Hangal said…..“Itna sannata kyun hai bhai?”.
When prabhudeva was born, the doctor said “Thoda bachcha hilna band karega toh check karke batate hain”.
When Arnab Goswami was Born – Before Doctors could say anything, Arnab Said “C’mon Tell me… How you pulled me. Nation wants to know That”.
When Kangana Ranawat was born the doctors said, “Mubalak ho ek totali beautiful girl hui hai”.
When Rahul Gandhi was born, Doctor said, " Mubarak ho, aapke sath majaak hua hai".
When Daya was born – Doctors ran away to open all the doors of hospital.
When Kamaal R Khan was born, Doctor tried to push him in.
When Tusshar Kapoor was born, the doctor said to Jeetendra……"Maaf kar dijiye. Galti ho gayi.
When Mayavati was born doctor said mubarak ho Hathi hua hain.
When Nargis Fahkri was born doctor said "mubaraq ho Duck ki behen Hui hai.
When Harman Baweja was born doctors
बिसात-ए-इश्क में हर दाव दिल से चला जाता है
ज़रा भी चुके कहीं, तो हार हुआ करती है
इजहार-ए-इश्क का सबक आप हम से लीजिए
पहली दफा हमेशा इनकार हुआ करती है
न हो इनकार तो होता इकरार भी नहीं
इस तरह की कशमकश कई बार हुआ करती है
अगर न बने बात तो बढ़कर हाथ ही थाम लो
जंग-ए-इश्क आर या पार हुआ करती है
टेलीफोन संयुक्त परिवार था.
मोबाइल
ने घर के एक एक आदमी को अलग कर दिया.
तकदीरे बदल जाती हैं जब जिंदगी का हो कोई मकसद !
वरना जिंदगी कट ही जाती है तकदीर को इलज़ाम देते देते !!
“जिंदगी तो उसकी है
जिसकी मौत पे
जमाना अफसोस करे,
वरना
जनम तो हर किसी का मरने के लिए ही
होता है…।।।
Boy Texts His Girl Friend
“Jaan I Can’t Live Without You! Will You Marry Me?”
Here Is The KILLING Reply -
“Kaun Mar Raha Hai Ab!
I Lost All My Contacts,
Kindly Msg Me Your Name”
Dost Aaye the
kabar pe
diya jalane k liye..
Dost Aaye the 👬
Kabar pe
Diya jalane k liye.
Rakha hua phool
bhi le gaye
kamine,
valentine day
manane k liye….
Ab Shadiyon ke invitation Card me sabse niche ek line likhi rahegi,
Vishesh Nivedan’:
Plzzzz 2005 se pahle ke note Lifafe main rakhkar nahi layen
Dhanywaad