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Hi,
Decided to open a separate thread for all my shares, articles, good reads, parables, forwards, pics, jokes, what not… everything 
Was posting in TT most of the times. Separate post more for easy reference/read
Do let me know for any suggestions or feedback.
Thanks,
ethicalshopper
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ethicalshopper wrote:
Second one is true for DD deal posting too 
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If Internet Explorer can be brave enough to ask you to set him as your default browser, please don’t tell me you can’t dare ask a girl out. 
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hmmm… Could be True!
Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at..
https://www.desidime.com/discussions/to-read-and-to-watch-sharesforwards-by-ethicalshopper?page=2#post_1166884
Best slogan seen on a famous beauty parlor
“Dont whistle at da girl going out from here ..she might be ur grandmother !!”
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This is a picture taken from directly above these camels in the desert at sunset. It is considered to be one of the best pictures of the year. When you look closely, you can see that the camels are the little white lines in the picture.
The black images you see are just the shadows!
LOOK ONCE MORE. YOU CANNOT BELIEVE IT, RIGHT? Amazing !
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Ever done this?
I did this in work too, not for long though. Some self-realization and came out of that habit 
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True
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The Art of Appraisal
Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is “average”.
Kumar: What? How come ‘average’?
Big Boss: Because…err…uhh…you lack domain knowledge.
Kumar: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant.
Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded this year.
Kumar: What???
Big Boss: Yes, I didn’t see you sharing knowledge on Purchasing domain.
Kumar: Why would I? Because I am not in Purchasing, I am in Manufacturing.
Big Boss: This is what I don’t like about you. You give excuse for everything.
Kumar: Huh? Confused
Big Boss: Next, you need to improve your communication skills.
Kumar: Like what? I am the one who trained the team on “Business Communication”, you sat in the audience and took notes, you remember?
Big Boss: Oh is it? Errr…well..I mean, you need to improve your Social Pragmatic Affirmative Communication.
Kumar: Huh? What the hell is that? Confused
Big Boss: See! That’s why you need to learn about it.
Kumar: head spinning
Big Boss: Next, you need to sharpen your recruiting skills. All the guys you recruited left within 2 months.
Kumar: Well, not my mistake. You told them you will sit beside them and review their code, and most resigned the next day itself. Couple of them even attempted suicide.
Big Boss:stunned (recovers from shock) Err…anyway, I tried to give you a better rating, but our Normalization process gave you only ‘average’.
Kumar: Last year that process gave me ‘excellent’. This year just ‘average’? Why is this process pushing me up and down every year?
Big Boss: That’s a complicated process. You don’t want to hear.
Kumar: I’ll try to understand. Go ahead.
Big Boss: Well, we gather in a large room, write down the names of sub-ordinates in bits of paper, and throw them up in the air. Whichever lands on the floor gets ‘average’, whichever lands on table gets ‘good’, whichever we manage to catch gets ‘excellent’ and whichever gets stuck to ceiling gets ‘outstanding’.
Kumar: (eyes popping out) What? Ridiculous! So who gets ‘poor’ rating?
Big Boss: Those are the ones we forget to write down.
Kumar: What the hell! And how can paper bits stick to ceiling for ‘outstanding’?
Big Boss: Oh no, now you have started questioning our 20 year old organizational process!
Kumar: faints
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Genext Kids
Girl: Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Ghana and he lives in UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed to me on skype, and now we’ve had 2 months of relationship through viber. I need ur blessings and good wishes Daddy … !!
Dad says: Wow ! Really !! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango, Buy your kids on e-bay, send them thru gmail, and if you are fed up with your husband…. sell him on amazon !!
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Wife: U had lunch?
Husband(in fun mood) : U had lunch?
Husband(in fun mood) : U had lunch?
Wife : Im asking u.
Husband : Im asking u.
Husband : Im asking u.
Wife: U copying me?
Husband: U copying me?
Husband: U copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping
Husband: I had lunch
Husband: I had lunch
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1970: A groom used to ask radio as a dowry….
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1980: Cycle…..
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1990: Motor cycle…
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2000: Car….
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2013…A girl who doesnt have a boyfriend is enough… rest I can earn
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CHANGING EXAM PATTERN
Year 1995 : Answer all questions.
Year 2000 : Answer any 5 question.
Year 2005 : Select the correctanswer (A, B or C).
Year 2010 : Write either a or b.
Year 2015 : Please only read the questions.
Year 2020 : Thanks for Coming !!!
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True that!
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India lost 220 languages in last 50 years, survey finds
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very good keep updating…
i have bookmarked your thread..
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Creativity
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ethicalshopper wrote:
So said Barood bhai too
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pennychaser wrote:
So said Barood bhai too
bhai i just copy pasted from somewhere !
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@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@pennychaser wrote:
So said Barood bhai too
bhai i just copy pasted from somewhere !
One pastes …..what one approves
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