The moment when exam results are going to come (Offline exams)😂😪
What was your 'Aaj toh maut se mulakat' moment
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Do share in comment, I am sure everybody of us might have at least one "maut se mulakat hogya aaj tho" moment
When the neighborhood aunty caught me peeping 😥😩
1) when I was a kid I fell face down in a mud pool. I drowned. I was pulled by my friends.
2) Then our rented car hit a bike n then a big stone carrying truck. The truck was not in speed. All fault was car driver's. It was a Maruti Omni, literally a tin coffin. 😞 Front of the car was a gonner. Driver n helper walked away spotless. I was asleep peacefully in pure ignorance. Ignorance is a bliss n not many can afford. 🙂
3) I have survived 3 malaria infections. I was in critical condition.
4) I was learning to drive. The problem was I was only 8/9. 😭 So, it was obvious that nobody wanted to teach me. I the stupid underestimated the power of M&M 4x4/Jeep. I just turned the ignition, put the gear. I copied our driver's activities. I would have mowed down 4 people. I was lucky. I was a good student(I used to ask billions of questions. All were WH questions). So, I safely parked the jeep. 😞
5) While learning bike I almost drove into a truck. My shoulder was shaking. Then I crashed near my house. I was a gonner that day.
6) Got hospitalized because of an ampoxin overdose. I would have died that day. I had blisters in my nether regions. A doctor n his band of all girl students came n examined me. I died there because of shame. They were very professional n kind.
7) I had a paranormal encounter. 😭
8) Covid happened. My lungs failed.
actually everyday is a near death experience. A lot of people experience stroke in toilet. That's because blood pressure drops when one sits n stands up. If some debris/clot is there in our blood vessels we might be sitting on a time bomb. 😞 Same situation is with our Indian roads. Anything can happen.
If you don't have any problem then please elaborate point 7😬
When almost about to caught red handed while watching p**n.😂😂
no doubt it’s a new experience and definitely i fight with maut and ask him “bhai thoda time de dosto k sath party kar lu, fir le chalana”
when I was cycling and at the same time shot circuit on the road just beside me and a burning wire moved near from my bicycle and I rid my cycle very fast and went directly in a Temple. Thank god I was saved.
Admitted with COVID in hospital , condition bit serious ... and people dying in adjacent rooms .... was like aaj to number ayega .
What was your CT score during Covid ?
When my gf met her friend who was also my gf
And both shared pic of one's bf (me) 🤐
I was crossing GT road in my village with bike
I clearly saw both side and decided according to speed of truck that i will cross the road.
in between this my brother behind me started wait wait wait.. OMG i slow down my bike and almost 1-2 sec margin i crossed 😔
While returning back, my mom was about to check my purse, suddenly I remembered that my then gf photo was still in it. Ran and snatched it from mom's hands citing I misplaced ticket reason. Luckily I was on time.
Cycle, petrol, cycle store, scooter, cycle...
Ki chal raha hai paaji ?
Went to Tawang with family. On the way back, got stuck in on road for about 3 hours near Sela pass, with continuous snowing, narrow road, tyres skidding on snow and steep drop just on the side of the road. Even the driver got afraid.
I took friends scooty to meet my cousin. It’s been 2-3hrs and my friend started calling back for scooty.
I drove back to my place at high speed at a point scooty was going to skid and i thought peeche se lorry aa rahi hey aur mey girunga and Gaya kaam se.
But some how scooty stabilised and i stopped aside for a moment and from that incident i drive consciously and slowly
driving bike in full speed on the wrong side on highway in extreme dark (no lights on highway at night). “rasta bhatak gaya tha” so was nervous. still I get goosebumps! almost collided with a car. saved!
Bhaisahab garmi aa gayi hai ab to aap swimming lessons 🏊♀️ lelo.
1. Fell down from 2nd floor and had a injury on the head when I was 5.
2. Got shocked from my PC when I tried to connect headphone on the jack behind the computer when I was 15. It pulled out my upper skin of pointing finger with 2 liters of blood.
3. Got caught with road accident when I drove a bike with the speed of 70 and collided with a car which was parked on the road. Had a injury on hand/ankle but no injury on head and face because of the helmet.
4. About to caught for watching P0*n with my friends on TV when parents were out of the town.
5. had a fight with my Senior in College and got hospitalized.
For me, it was falling from terrace of 6th storied building while fixing the antenna for connectivity (in 90s).
I have seen similar video on social media, and was so amazed to see their quick reflex 🙌🏼😯
Was in copassanger seat of my car, one of my friend was driving car at speeds 145-150 at 4 AM . Although ,he was quite good at driving but at one sharp turn , I told him to drop speeds below 100 but he did not listen, within few seconds, car hit the divider at turn and heard a loud noise.
luckily the car did not rolled . Saw the front tyre running ahead from our car and a loud screeching noise for 5-7 seconds., Car stopped approx 100 meters from the impact.
Glad to be alive with minor injuries to all occupants.
Yamraj ko agar pata chal gaya ki unke naam pe majaak chal raha hai idhar toh sabke account mein miscellaneous credits kar denge 😐😥
jab 1 baar pta chla ki russian vale pardesi is door ke rishtedaar of putin.true story.
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So one evening when I was going to my aunt's place which was across the road, I was suddenly attacked with an Alcohol bottle on my head by some kid I don't remember now, and was hit badly and was bleeding like hell, luckily one of our neighbour came and hold my head tightly and ask to call my parents, & then like got 6 stitches with dizziness and headache as complimentary 🙈
River rafting in rishikesh.
Was pumped for adventure. I left the raft in the river after few minutes the rope was loose and I started drifting. I was wearing life jacket. It was a narrow escape!!
Downloaded p0rn, turned out to be G ay p0rn
1) when I was a kid I fell face down in a mud pool. I drowned. I was pulled by my friends.
2) Then our rented car hit a bike n then a big stone carrying truck. The truck was not in speed. All fault was car driver's. It was a Maruti Omni, literally a tin coffin. 😞 Front of the car was a gonner. Driver n helper walked away spotless. I was asleep peacefully in pure ignorance. Ignorance is a bliss n not many can afford. 🙂
3) I have survived 3 malaria infections. I was in critical condition.
4) I was learning to drive. The problem was I was only 8/9. 😭 So, it was obvious that nobody wanted to teach me. I the stupid underestimated the power of M&M 4x4/Jeep. I just turned the ignition, put the gear. I copied our driver's activities. I would have mowed down 4 people. I was lucky. I was a good student(I used to ask billions of questions. All were WH questions). So, I safely parked the jeep. 😞
5) While learning bike I almost drove into a truck. My shoulder was shaking. Then I crashed near my house. I was a gonner that day.
6) Got hospitalized because of an ampoxin overdose. I would have died that day. I had blisters in my nether regions. A doctor n his band of all girl students came n examined me. I died there because of shame. They were very professional n kind.
7) I had a paranormal encounter. 😭
8) Covid happened. My lungs failed.
actually everyday is a near death experience. A lot of people experience stroke in toilet. That's because blood pressure drops when one sits n stands up. If some debris/clot is there in our blood vessels we might be sitting on a time bomb. 😞 Same situation is with our Indian roads. Anything can happen.
how is the condition, bhai???