Loot on Loo: You Can Sell Your Poop For $13,000 a Year
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Loot on Loo: You Can Sell Your Poop For $13,000 a Year
http://time.com/3689384/you-can-sell-your-poop-…
Some patients need fecal transplants to aid their digestive system
Money definitely doesn’t grow on trees, but it might be growing in your bowels. If you’re really healthy, you can sell your poop to sick people who need it for as much as $13,000 a year.
People who are infected with a bacteria called C. difficile need healthy fecal matter in their gut in order to survive — otherwise they need to be on constant antibiotic treatment. Some people with Crohn’s disease also benefit from fecal transplants. So a company called Open Biome has been facilitating fecal transplants to patients in need, and paying healthy poopers a hefty sum for their services.
Fecal matter is transferred either through endoscopy or swallowed capsules, and Open Biome has already shipped about 2,000 treatments to almost 200 hospitals, according to the Washington Post. They’ll pay you $40 per sample, plus an extra $50 if you come in 5 days a week (the donations have to be made on-site.) The only thing is, you have to be super-healthy: only about 4% of prospective donors make the cut.
Open Biome gives their anonymous donors names like Vladimir Pootin, Albutt Einstein, and Dumpledore, to help make the poop-handling thing go a little more smoothly, according to a New Yorker piece on the poop-donation industry. So who knows? Maybe you could be the next Rumpoostiltskin.
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Poopya ke liye loot
slayer wrote:
Poopya ke liye loot
exactly bro; mai ye hi bolne waala tha 
ye angrez sab ulta kaam karte hain 
So guys what are you waiting for……hahahaha…..start packing your bags. 
@poopya where are you
eat healthy stay healthy 
Only 40 out of 1000 ‘applicants’ were healthy enough so I doubt its that simple.
They will really have to keep checks against disgruntled employees though.
Amolverma.6 wrote:
@poopya where are you
last time i saw him he was busy collecting bags.
Bags 
At a time I could at most help 6 patients [or seven outer limit]
http://img.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-...
still_guessing wrote:
So guys what are you waiting for……hahahaha…..start packing your bags.
ab bus bhi karo http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2014-11/20/...
the donations have to be made on-site.
this is not a donation, they are getting paid!!
donation is like what Aishwarya or others advertise
netra daan, rakt daan [eyes/ cornea, blood]
makes one wonder if another movie insulting a profession is in the making
Poopy Donor 
with some weird plot
The (potential) brides folks are there to check on the boys family.
Father of the Bride: Tou ladka karta kya hai?
Mother of Prince: ji tut Tea [herbal tea]
Bride: dafaq
Father of the Boy: ji hum khatey peetey ghar ke log hein.. heehee he
Mother of Girl: ji woh toh theek hai, khatey peetey ghar ke ’nd all ..par kuch khila payega ya nahi
[Yeah yeah, you are from well to do family, but what will he feed?]
Answer: http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-...
by the way, while on the noble subject,
this book series: “Passing Time in the Loo” has wonderful synopsis of many great books
I could only manage to get a copy of Volume 1 locally 9780953735709 (not new, but original)
www.amazon.ca/dp/0953...02
but there are quiet a few good reads
it has almost 600pages with one page snapshot of each work. Some like Macbeth, Othello have two page synopsis. Tiny fonts are the only downer.
https://i.imgur.com/ebw8u...pg
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Maa kasam !
Full Zehar….
People have to eat ten times a day to become millionaire.
Grow and bowl it money .
Jesus Christ!