Murphys Funny laws!!
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Murphys Funny laws:
1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.
3) Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
9) Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the screen arrive last.
11) Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
12) Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you will get a better one..
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13th Law in DD:
either the thread is locked or someone suspended.
14 th law—- If one sees a post of Ni…. it is either a repost/ invalid/ directly copied frm other sites .
rajdesidime wrote:
14 th law—- If one sees a post of Ni…. it is either a repost/ invalid/ directly copied frm other sites .
Ni → Newbie
I Don’t Agree With U……
Here Many Gets their First FPD From their Very First Thread……
Utsav wrote:rajdesidime wrote:
14 th law—- If one sees a post of Ni…. it is either a repost/ invalid/ directly copied frm other sites .
Ni → Newbie
I Don’t Agree With U……
Here Many Gets their First FPD From their Very First Thread……
NO nt newbie bhai….hw can u forgt repost king…
rajdesidime wrote:Utsav wrote:rajdesidime wrote:
14 th law—- If one sees a post of Ni…. it is either a repost/ invalid/ directly copied frm other sites .
Ni → Newbie
I Don’t Agree With U……
Here Many Gets their First FPD From their Very First Thread……
NO nt newbie bhai….hw can u forgt repost king…
10 ka dum
15th Law of DD : If u run a give away with FIFO, Either u will get loads of PM or yours coupons gone to OOS !
U missed d 5th
PunjabiBoyz wrote:
U missed d 5th
5th law == Yogesh’s every thread has comments,,
tera var na jaye khali..
pboyz ab to khush ho na…. ?
(not related to this thread)
kafi shanti hai aajkal, ?
“Anything that can go wrong,
will go wrong”.
U can add this as the 5th
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@PunjabiBoyz wrote:
U missed d 5th
5th law == Yogesh’s every thread has comments,,
tera var na jaye khali..
pboyz ab to khush ho na…. ?
(not related to this thread)
kafi shanti hai aajkal, ?
Im always happy bhai
5th law:- Best deal comes when you are not on desi dime or you are asleep 
yogeshgemini wrote:
5th law:- Best deal comes when you are not on desi dime or you are asleep
Yogesh Bhai, how come you’re not posting thread about Wife and Marriage these days? This has been one of your all time fav topic on DD, if I’m not wrong 
buddyisin wrote:yogeshgemini wrote:
5th law:- Best deal comes when you are not on desi dime or you are asleep
Yogesh Bhai, how come you’re not posting thread about Wife and Marriage these days? This has been one of your all time fav topic on DD, if I’m not wrong
yogeshbhai posts many gud stuff in dost & dimes..
bt hwcum u wrote a single line…as far as i remembr u hav habit of writing atlest a page on stretch,,,
if I’m not wrong
rajdesidime wrote:buddyisin wrote:yogeshgemini wrote:
5th law:- Best deal comes when you are not on desi dime or you are asleep
Yogesh Bhai, how come you’re not posting thread about Wife and Marriage these days? This has been one of your all time fav topic on DD, if I’m not wrong
yogeshbhai posts many gud stuff in dost & dimes..
bt hwcum u wrote a single line…as far as i remembr u hav habit of writing atlest a page on stretch,,,
if I’m not wrong
Bhai, kyon meri lines hi copy karke meri le rahe ho?
Maine kya bigada hai tumhara bhai?:-}
le nhi rha bhai kheech rha huu….jst for fun…nthing personal
& itna senti kyo hoo rhe hoo
buddyisin wrote:rajdesidime wrote:
<br /buddyisin wrote:@*
<br /bt hwcum u wrote a single line…as far as i remembr u hav habit of writing atlest a page on stretch,,,
if I’m not wrong
Bhai, kyon meri lines hi copy karke meri le rahe ho?
Maine kya bigada hai tumhara bhai
blockquote>*@
buddy i seen u doing the same thing many a times, its good now,
above post is something of different sort,,
thanks for giving it a try..
i hope u will rise more and share much..
yogesh is not a writer, he is a sharer. 
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
buddy i seen u doing the same thing many a times, its good now,
above post is something of different sort,,
thanks for giving it a try..
i hope u will rise more and share much
Bhai, How are you?
buddyisin wrote:
Bhai, How are you?
OMG! lol. First time I’ve seen you write like this. Good try.
neoman wrote:buddyisin wrote:
Bhai, How are you?
OMG! lol. First time I’ve seen you write like this. Good try.
Lol. Bhai, ab tum bhi mat lo yaar.
We r ready to see the viewpoint on the other side of the coin , which u show us.
But like the Mirinda way
Zor ka jhatka dheere se. Not like bhago buddy is in.
Now, we will be happy to say buddy is in.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Apne Indian site se order na karne ki kasam tori ya kayam hai ?
@BAROOD—- ya we liked shorter side of buddy
One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help.
So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out.
His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.
Even with the smile on his face, she was worried.
No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her?
He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry.
He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold.
He knew how she felt. It was those chills which only fear can put in you.
He said, ’I’m here to help you, ma’am. Why don’t you wait in the car where it’s warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.’
Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough.
Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two.
Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.
As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him.
She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through.
She couldn’t thank him enough for coming to her aid.
Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her.
She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped.
Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him.
This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past.
He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.
He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, ‘And think of me.’
He waited until she started her car and drove off.
It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.
A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe.
She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home.
It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her.
The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair.
She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn’t erase.
The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude.
The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan.
After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill.
The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door.
She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be.
Then she noticed something written on the napkin.
There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote:
‘You don’t owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I’m helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you.’
Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.
What goes around comes around.
Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day.
That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the
Money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it?
With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard…..
She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low,
’Everything’s going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson.’
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@
h4. What goes around comes around
One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help.
So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out.
His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.
Even with the smile on his face, she was worried.
No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her?
He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry.
He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold.
He knew how she felt. It was those chills which only fear can put in you.
He said, ’I’m here to help you, ma’am. Why don’t you wait in the car where it’s warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.’
Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough.
Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two.
Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.
As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him.
She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through.
She couldn’t thank him enough for coming to her aid.
Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her.
She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped.
Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him.
This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past.
He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.
He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, ‘And think of me.’
He waited until she started her car and drove off.
It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.
A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe.
She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home.
It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her.
The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair.
She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn’t erase.
The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude.
The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan.
After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill.
The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door.
She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be.
Then she noticed something written on the napkin.
There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote:
‘You don’t owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I’m helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you.’
Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.
What goes around comes around.
Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day.
That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the
Money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it?
With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard…..
She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low,
’Everything’s going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson.’
h1. There is an old saying ‘What goes around comes around.’
h1. Today I sent you this story and I’m asking you to pass it on Let this light shine.
God works in mysterious ways and sometimes puts people in our lives for a reason.
@barood bhai, bs last me ye aur add kr dete ki “if you dont pass it, then blah blah blah”….
ankurjpr94 wrote:
@barood bhai, bs last me ye aur add kr dete ki “if you dont pass it, then blah blah blah”….
No bhai, i am NOT that kind of person, its just mail forward, nobody is supposed to act on that, so dont take load. Moreover, anybody take the meaning from any story if he/she wants to take, if one does take only the negative conclusion from it, who am i to stop him/her ?
@B@R_0_0_D wrote:@ankurjpr94 wrote:
@barood bhai, bs last me ye aur add kr dete ki “if you dont pass it, then blah blah blah”….
No bhai, i am NOT that kind of person, its just mail forward, nobody is supposed to act on that, so dont take load. Moreover, anybody take the meaning from any story if he/she wants to take, if one does take only the negative conclusion from it, who am i to stop him/her ?
Well said!
12th Law Seems To Be most Practical…..I Am An Exceptional Example For It…..
