Grant me a sense of humor, Lord,
The saving grace to see a joke,
To win some happiness from life,
And pass it on to other folk.
Humor is the best gift of all to give.
Sailor And Priest
The sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor was not very good at it, and uttered a loud
“F***! I missed!” each time he missed. The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and couldn’t
take it anymore. “Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will punish you!” It didn’t make a
difference, the sailor continued unabated. One after another, the sailor played badly, and
followed up with “F***! I missed!” Again, the priest said “Do not utter such profanities, or God
will show you a sign!” It didn’t help, and the next stroke missed was followed by a loud “F***! I
missed!” Just then, a bolt of lightning dropped out of the sky and struck the priest dead. A
voice was heard in the clouds…….“F***! I missed!”