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Shopping

Women love to window shop and they can spend hours doing that. Well, let’s be honest we window shop to actually shop.
Window shopping is just an excuse.
What happens when men try to window shop.

First, most men (not all, we get it) hate to shop and on top of that, window shopping is pointless for them.
But what happens when they try their hand at it?
This hilarious video by Shitty Ideas Trending is an epic take on just that.

So, next time a man spends thousands on shopping, you will know what made them do it?.


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Cultural Shock

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Ha ha… Chavvi Mittal & this actor,, both I have seen before…
Only boys… Bachelor boys can do that
DD pe bahut hai…. Boys… ..
It could have been funnier though…
😂

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Shitty Ideas Trending..perfect name

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@rajrocks wrote:


@A2Zdeals wrote:

@[email protected]_0_0_D sir pls give me YouTube link, can’t see in app video


@[email protected]_0_0_D bro pls share here contact no./link , want to see her face to face wink biggrin toungueout twisted

Here you go

@[email protected]_0_0_D

No offense to anyone

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@A2Zdeals wrote:

@rajrocks wrote:


@A2Zdeals wrote:

@[email protected]_0_0_D sir pls give me YouTube link, can’t see in app video


@[email protected]_0_0_D bro pls share here contact no./link , want to see her face to face wink biggrin toungueout twisted

Here you go

@[email protected]_0_0_D

No offense to anyone


loz

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@A2Zdeals wrote:

@rajrocks wrote:


@A2Zdeals wrote:

@[email protected]_0_0_D sir pls give me YouTube link, can’t see in app video


@[email protected]_0_0_D bro pls share here contact no./link , want to see her face to face wink biggrin toungueout twisted

Here you go

@[email protected]_0_0_D

No offense to anyone


this is not face to face lol its pic to face
i asked her contact no. toungueout

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@rajrocks wrote:


@A2Zdeals wrote:

@rajrocks wrote:


@A2Zdeals wrote:

@[email protected]_0_0_D sir pls give me YouTube link, can’t see in app video


@[email protected]_0_0_D bro pls share here contact no./link , want to see her face to face wink biggrin toungueout twisted

Here you go

@[email protected]_0_0_D

No offense to anyone


this is not face to face lol its pic to face
i asked her contact no. toungueout

Dial 100

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@rajrocks wrote:

@A2Zdeals wrote:

@rajrocks wrote:


@A2Zdeals wrote:

@[email protected]_0_0_D sir pls give me YouTube link, can’t see in app video


@[email protected]_0_0_D bro pls share here contact no./link , want to see her face to face wink biggrin toungueout twisted

Here you go

@[email protected]_0_0_D

No offense to anyone


this is not face to face lol its pic to face
i asked her contact no. toungueout


See my dp !

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@[email protected]_0_0_D wrote:

@rajrocks wrote:

@A2Zdeals wrote:

@rajrocks wrote:


@A2Zdeals wrote:

@[email protected]_0_0_D sir pls give me YouTube link, can’t see in app video


@[email protected]_0_0_D bro pls share here contact no./link , want to see her face to face wink biggrin toungueout twisted

Here you go

@[email protected]_0_0_D

No offense to anyone


this is not face to face lol its pic to face
i asked her contact no. toungueout


See my dp !


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THE PHONE CALL

For all Golfers and non Golfers……..so they start to understand the passion behind the game.

“Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house.”

“Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?”

“Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he is dead”.

“My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?”

“Si, Senor, that’s the one.”

“Damn! That’s a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?”

“From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod.”

“Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?”

“Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.”

“Dead horse? What dead horse?”

“The thoroughbred, Senor Rod.”

“My prize thoroughbred is dead?”

“Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.”

“Are you insane? What water cart?”

“The one we used to put out the fire, Senor.”

“Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?”

“The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.”

“What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!”

“Yes, Senor Rod.”

“But there’s electricity at the house! What was the candle for?”

“For the funeral, Senor Rod.”

WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!”

“Your wife’s, Senor Rod”. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G15 204g titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft."

SILENCE……….. LONG SILENCE………VERY LONG SILENCE.

“Ernesto, if you broke that golf club,
you’re in deep shit!!”


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As the carpenter went home after shutting down his workshop, a black poisonous cobra entered his workshop.

The cobra was hungry & hoped to find its supper lurking somewhere within. It slithered from one end to another & finally bumped into an axe & got very slightly injured. In anger & revenge, the snake bit the axe with full force. What could a bite do to a metallic axe? Instead the cobra ‘s mouth started bleeding.Out of fury & arrogance, the cobra tried it’s best to strangle & kill the object that was causing it pain by wrapping itself around the axe. The next day when the carpenter opened the workshop, he found a dead cobra wrapped around the axe blades. The cobra didn’t die because of someone else’s fault but faced these consequences merely because of it’s own anger & wrath.

- Sometimes when angry, we try to cause harm to others but as the time passes by, we realise that we have caused more harm to ourselves.
- For a happy life, it’s best we should ignore & overlook things, people, incidents, affairs & matters.

It is not necessary that we show a reaction to everything. Step back & ask urself if the matter is really worth responding to .

People that show no inclination to change, are best handled with silence & prayers.

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@[email protected]_0_0_D wrote:

As the carpenter went home after shutting down his workshop, a black poisonous cobra entered his workshop.

The cobra was hungry & hoped to find its supper lurking somewhere within. It slithered from one end to another & finally bumped into an axe & got very slightly injured. In anger & revenge, the snake bit the axe with full force. What could a bite do to a metallic axe? Instead the cobra ‘s mouth started bleeding.Out of fury & arrogance, the cobra tried it’s best to strangle & kill the object that was causing it pain by wrapping itself around the axe. The next day when the carpenter opened the workshop, he found a dead cobra wrapped around the axe blades. The cobra didn’t die because of someone else’s fault but faced these consequences merely because of it’s own anger & wrath.

- Sometimes when angry, we try to cause harm to others but as the time passes by, we realise that we have caused more harm to ourselves.
- For a happy life, it’s best we should ignore & overlook things, people, incidents, affairs & matters.

It is not necessary that we show a reaction to everything. Step back & ask urself if the matter is really worth responding to .

People that show no inclination to change, are best handled with silence & prayers.

@Magus @ashu99213196
@sheetalvarunyadav2223


NAMYO HO RENGE KYO

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[ ♥Tech: In-Ear Language Translators ]

New York City-based company Waverly Labs says they will soon release the Pilot, a pair of in-ear translators designed to let people who speak different languages understand each other in real-time.​

“It’s real,” says Andrew Ochoa, CEO and founder of the New York City-based company Waverly Labs, which claims to be the first to pioneer an in-ear language translator that is capable of rendering human speech in real-time.

They’re calling it the Pilot, and the “smart earpiece” could soon be in users’ hands.

The technology makes use of an embedded app that does the translating, which is delivered to the earpiece that is shared by two people. The Pilot is also supposed to come with an additional earpiece for wireless streaming music and an app that allows people toggles between languages.

In their video and blog post, Ochoa says that he was driven to fulfill the idea of real-time translation after, apparently, meeting a French girl (whom we should probably thank).

The company intends to develop support for European and Germanic languages first, but the Slavic Semitic, Hindi, and East Asian languages are not too far behind.

Through a crowdfunding campaign, the Pilot will be available at $410 by next year. But if you’re already too excited, they have an early-bird special right up on their webpage.

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An Obituary printed in the London Times…..Absolutely Dead Brilliant!!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn’t always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when wellintentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I’m A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. 😊
-————-

@Magus @Plato
@asoka @Mr.Attitude02
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History of Wedding Cake

The tradition of wedding cake comes from ancient Rome, where tradition marked, the cake, at that time, a loaf of bread was broken over the head of the bride, to wish fertility, represented by wheat . It was later, in England, when he began making sweet cakes, containing nuts and various fruits. These were placed in a pyramid, on which the couple were kissing. But as it always ended up falling in the mid-seventeenth century, it was decided to make one big pie.

In England there were two very curious custom, which today are still being made. One was thrown out the window a plate with cake. If the plate broke, it meant that the bride would be happy with her ​​husband, but their future is uncertain.

On the other hand, we have the habit of putting a ring inside the cake, and invited you find it , you ’re assured happiness for a year.
And in Mexico, there is still the custom, the bride throwing the cake. So when cutting the cake, many pray for no man, groom ’s family, have the bad idea of breaking the cake on his head.

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The Humanization of Economics

(The Urgent need to shift it from the present Demonization)

There is an urgent need to free economics from mechanization and change it into a real Humanity governed by the basic urge to be humane. Many thinkers are actually repelled by economics as it is taught now. Environmentalists, Ecologists, Behavioural Psychologists, Group Psychologists, Naturalists…, are actually fighting the basic dictums of economics. Many economists themselves do not want to be called economists. They want to be called Futurists.

EF Schumacher titled his wonderful book—‘Small is Beautiful—Economics as if People Mattered’. He wrote about the tyranny of economics. Hazel Henderson titled her book—‘Creating Alternative Futures—The End of Economics’. The sum (or Sun) and substance of her work is about Humanity’s war against the biosphere. Fritzof Capra wrote about the Impasse in Economics. There is an urgent need to change radically economics as it is taught today. I suggest the following changes:
1) Human curiosity is infinite; instead of Human wants are unlimited.

2) The urge to know and understand being infinite, but life being short, every human being faces the problem of competition among topics. (Instead of the present dictum that human wants compete with each other).

3) Economics is a branch of Ecology and it has nothing to do with Mechanics.
4) Altruism and not competition is the basic urge behind human actions or human life.

5) Economic Life is based on symbiosis, synthesis, auto-poesies’, cooperation, coordination and ultimate harmonization with nature, ecosphere, environment…with nature and fellow human beings along with other organisms. Economics is not the dismal science which actually advocates mankind’s war against the biosphere.

6) Human curiosity to know is actually because of the basic urge for the ultimate enlightenment or the experiencing of one’s oneness with the Universe, and economic life is the path.

7) In the name of development the sacred nature shall not be damaged. As Lynn Margulis and Dorian Sagan assert in their work ‘Microcosmos’, human beings are just equals and in no way superior to all other life forms. All are equally evolved and every organism has its own ecological mission.

8) There is no competition in the biosphere or among the human beings. Nature evolves by co-opting, teaming and mutating as a result of the need to harmonize with the ever changing Universe.

Instead of teaching competition, monopoly etc and the various equilibrium acrobatics in the name of equilibrium analysis, the topics shall be changed to symbiosis analysis, synergy analysis etc, we need to recognize that economics as it is taught now is a dismal science in every respect.
As it is, where is economics taking us? In India trying to know the psychology and behaviour of 130 crore people to influence their behaviour in planned direction is like trying to influence the behaviour of the billions of stars in the Milky Way. The basis of economic life is nature and the ecological symbiosis in nature which includes the biosphere, ecosphere, troposphere, hydrosphere and the lithosphere with their rhythmic interaction. Economic planners are like bulls in a china shop.
Today in our country, the most puzzling or astounding things are happening in economic matters. People are sought to be chased into the share market to make money available to the big business. For that banks are targeted for fatal attack.
YM

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APHORISM:

A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE THAT EXPRESSES A WISE OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH.

1. The nicest thing about the future is . . . that it always starts tomorrow.

2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

3. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you probably don’t have any sense at all.

4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

7. Business conventions are important . . . because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

9. Scratch a cat . . . and you will have a permanent job.

10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.

11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. – like, it could be the right number.

13. No one ever says “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

14. I’ve reached the age where ‘happy hour’ is a nap.

15. Be careful about reading the fine print . . . There’s no way you’re going to like it.

16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos in strange places? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!)

18. Money can’t buy happiness — but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Yugo.

19. After 60, if you don’t wake up aching in every joint, you’re probably dead.

20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don’t mind . . . and the ones that mind don’t matter.

21. Life isn’t tied with a bow . . . but it’s still a gift.

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The Reality of Unreality or the layers of consciousness

We have accustomed ourselves to many words, phrases, sentences, notions, cults…that ultimately appear as oxymorons after they are subjected to the inevitable scrutiny we carry out in the course of our lives. Let us start with the most dominant phrase today—-the scientific method. Scientific approach needs the objective approach which means that you have to be an outside observer, detached from your subject matter of observation.

Though you are a part of the dynamic and ever changing Universe, you have to separate yourself mentally so that you can observe and understand without bias. But understanding itself needs connection to a concept already existing in you. If there is no concept to connect to, you simply cannot understand. So understanding always is a subjective experience and objectivity is impossible. Secondly in science we tailor the truth, to make understanding manageable viz, reducible into a mathematical equation.

The most basic feature of the Universe—light, is conveniently reduced into a few headings from the gamma rays to radio waves. But in reality there is a huge spectrum in gamma rays itself and the other headings. The spectrum of consciousness is the Universe, the ever changing Universe itself. The spectrum itself changes.

Now, in quantum physics, it is established that observation itself is not only participation with the subject matter, but also causes change in the subject matter, that is, that it escapes the definition and scope with which you start your study.

In reality you are dealing with a subject that automatically escapes your observation, it actually vanishes and if you persist, you have entered the realm of illusion.

The only reality in our lives is fantasy.
99.99999…per cent of an atom is empty space. Within an atom again the quarks in the nucleus are 99.999…per cent empty spaces. The reality is emptiness or vacuum or zero—-the dynamic zero.

You live in feelings and emotions. But not one feeling or emotion can be reduced into a mathematical situation or quantification. Can you tell your happiness, in kilos, or litres, or meters or as geometrical shapes? Everything has an infinite extension in the invisible spectrum. We have imprisoned our consciousness in the confines of length, breadth, height and the most important dimension according to Einstein-time. But what about the extension of the piece of that matter in the invisible spectrum? If you agree that there is extension in the invisible spectrum also, then where does that piece of matter end and another piece begin? And what is there between the two pieces?

In the quantum world of atoms, particles, energies, thoughts create the micro cosmic flows. Your observation actually creates particles from the super position wave changing the subject matter of study. Ultimately whatever you take up for study, you end up studying yourself, your own bias,likes,dislikes,fears,fantasies,ambitions,the spectrum of your thoughts and yearnings is infinite.

Today we have obfuscated science as technology. We have reduced thought itself into the mechanical, mechanized techno logic—the logic of the machine. We are the captives of the dismal science—economics, ignoring ecology. Accounting instead of being the quantification of every micro activity in an organization, is confined to the notion of profit, loss, assets, and liabilities to/of the organization only as something cut off from the rest of the Universe.

We have made accountancy the prisoner of economics. Profit must mean, profit to the environment, to the biosphere, to the community in terms of enlightenment and the most unimportantly, profit to the trader. Enlightenment is itself reduced into greed.

But enlightenment needs freedom from the tyranny of economics.
“You create reality by looking at it, is what Quantum Mechanics suggests.”
“One of the most bizarre facts of quantum theory is that there is nothing that is real unless we observe it. That is, there is no moon until you look at it, literally. We create reality by observation. This has been proved experimentally beyond any doubt for small objects like electrons and protons. The same theory holds good for objects of any size like a chair, a tree, a mountain, an ant, or you and me. But since the quantum effects are so weak for large objects, we can hardly create large objects in empty space by merely looking at them.

As to why this theory is not yet demonstrated for larger objects, is not a limitation of the theory itself, but due to practical difficulties of setting up the experiment and the phenomenal budget and resources required to do so.”(The Speed of Time by Sharad Nalawade)
The original meaning of physics was meditation—dyana.The Greeks practised physics or meditation to experience physis which means the essential reality.

Today we have changed physics into economics—- the science of the Bhasmasura. In the name of comforts etc, we are shifting the function of each organ by the employment of a techno device to that device. We are making our organs redundant. Our biologies are in disarray. Technologies are eliminating us. That sir is the scientific approach.

We are today ruled by the machines, for the machines and of the machines. Apart from greed, no other emotion is surviving. There is no need for any courage to do even war. The warriors sit in comfortable offices and send drones thousands of miles away to kill the defenceless, to eliminate them from those lands so that the MNCs can start factories or mine them.
YM

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No one believes the elderly …..Everyone thinks they are senile

 

 

An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered. They found the old desk they’d shared, where Jerry had carved ‘I love you, Sally’.

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money –  fifty thousand dollars!

Jerry said, “We’ve got to give it back.”

Sally said, “Finders keepers.”
She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers, who were canvassing the neighbourhood looking for the money, knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?”

Sally said, “No.”

Jerry said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.”

Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”

The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.  

One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”

Jerry said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday ..”

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, “Let’s get out of here.”

 

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