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What a Historic Announcement…. But there is always a Funny side to it…

Share Jokes, funny images and videos in this thread.

Best Contribution gets Rs. 1000 PayTM Cash https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Entries will be accepted till 11:59PM, 12th November, Saturday

Winner will be declared on Monday, 14th November

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Sab se jyada problem to Big Boss k contestants ko hone wali h
Un becharo ko to pata bhi nhi bahar kya chal raha h
Jab tak bahar aayenge, tab tak sab khatam
😂😂😂

Beacon Beacon
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#Jumped red light, caught by police walah, gave him 1000 ka note. Police walah- Sir 100 hi de do…😂

Deal Captain Deal Captain
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Isliye bola tha Chai wale ko pm mat bano, 5, 10 Rs. ke note ke alawa or kuch samaj nhi aata usko
- Rahul Gandhi 😜😜😜

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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जिनके पास दिसम्बर के बाद भी 500/1000 के नोट बच जाएं, वो उन्हें बेधड़क होठों में दबा कर शादियों में नाच सकते हैं …😂

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@paritoshgpt1900 wrote:

Modi Ji ne kaha tha sabhi k Bank account mei 15 Lakh Ayenge 😂😂😂 Kisne socha tha log khud hi jma kraenge…!! 😂😂


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Only 90’s kids will remember those golden-greenish coloured ₹500 note and reddish coloured ₹1000 note https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

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@kumar785307 wrote:

Bye bye US Black President
Bye bye Indian Black money


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#Racist comment

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किसी के पास 500 1000 के नोट हो तो घबराये नहीं मेरे खाते में डाल सकते हैं किसी को नहीं कहुंगा😜😜😜आखिर आपका ये दोस्त कब काम आएगा😳😳😄😄😄

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Modi. .the only chaiwala on earth who can wake up a billion people without chai 😜😂

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Maza tab aayega agar kal modi bol de ki kal raat zada ho gayi thi maaf kar do mitro.😜😜😜😜😜😜

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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Money can’t buy happiness

I think you are using 500 and 1000 notes

Deal Lieutenant Deal Lieutenant
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Maza tab aayega agar kal modi bol de

ki kal raat zada ho gayi thi maaf kar do mitro 😜😜😜😜😜😜

Deal Captain Deal Captain
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Modi Ji ne kaha tha sabhi k Bank account mei 15 Lakh Ayenge 😂😂😂 Kisne socha tha log khud hi jma kraenge…!! 😂😂 #modinailedit #noblackmoney

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Epic Msg from big bazaar after PMs announcement… Might be everyone got this one…

Our stores are OPEN till midnight today for shopping. Come soon & enjoy shopping at the nearest Big Bazaar, Central, Home Town, Ezone & Brand Factory Near You.

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@singh2189 wrote:

Maza tab aayega agar kal modi bol de

ki kal raat zada ho gayi thi maaf kar do mitro 😜😜😜😜😜😜


U r late by few secs bro https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif

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बड़ी मुश्किल में साफ़ किये थे वाट्सएप के दीपावली मैसेज।

अब मोदीजी ने फिर लबालब भर दिए।।

😳😳😳😔

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मुझे बाहर निकालो मुझे भी नोट बदलने हैं

आसाराम बापू😰😰😰

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The volume of jokes and memes generated within just 1 hour of PM’s announcement shows that black money isn’t the biggest problem of this country,
unemployment is.
😂

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@roneybabber wrote:

@singh2189 wrote:

Maza tab aayega agar kal modi bol de

ki kal raat zada ho gayi thi maaf kar do mitro 😜😜😜😜😜😜


U r late by few secs bro https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif


Yeah. https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_wink.gif

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Dholna: Abey suna tha Saddam Hussein ke bete ne dollar ko roll kar ke cigarette peeta tha ?

Bolna: Yeh aisi kya baat hai? Kaal se hum bhi piyenge 1000 ki note se.

Dholna: Tera dimaag kharaab ho Gaye kya? 1000 ki note se? Pehle 500 se peekay toh dikha .

Bolna: Thik hai do minute ruk ja. Hum peete hai. Nehi to mera Naam Bolna nahi

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PM Narendra Modi to all black money holders “CHECKMATEhttps://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_eek.gif https://cdn1.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_biggrin.gif https://cdn2.desidime.com/assets/textile-editor/icon_toungueout.gif

Deal Captain Deal Captain
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The volume of jokes and memes generated within just 1 hour of PM’s announcement shows that black money isn’t the biggest problem of this country,
unemployment is.
😂

Deal Cadet Deal Cadet
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साला जिनको उधार दिया था वो मेरा फोन नही उठा रहे थे

अब खुद फोन करके पूछ रहे है सेठ पैसे कब पहुँचाऊ

जय जय मोदी
😂😂

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After midnight, even Anna Hazare is planning to change his name to Anna Dohazare.

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⁠⁠⁠Isliye bola tha Chai wale ko pm mat bano, 5, 10 Rs. ke note ke alawa or kuch samaj nhi aata usko
- Rahul Gandhi 😜😜😜

Analyst Analyst
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Modi. .the only chaiwala on earth who can wake up a billion people without chai 😜😂

Deal Captain Deal Captain
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फूलो का तारो का सबका कहना ह एक हजारों (₹1000) मैं मेरे सौ (₹100) के नोट ह न ।

सारी उमर हमे संग रहना ह ।

😂😂😂😂😂

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PM’s Economical Surgical strike

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