Guess what Prime Minister Modi will say tonight?

Hum bhi hai yaha

Will talk about the needed economic reforms and change in work culture like 6 days working culture & suspension of labour laws.
He will ask us to give our best and ready for the thought times & changes ahead😂.
Mitro – shikayat nahi …kaam karte raho 12 hours * 6 days a week 😂

All women and men should wear saree and stand in the balcony or terrace at sharp 9 PM on 17th May 2020.

Don’t forget Sharp at 9 PM on 17th May 2020.

This will give some business to saree shops, as diwali gave business to potters.

1.Extension of Lockdown till 31th May
2.A long lecture to people on ’we should prepare ourselves to live with corona for next few months/yrs
3.Ask for a new funny task eg; Come pure in the balcony for few minutes.
4.Appraising his governance+Force+Health workers highly.
5.Ask migrant Labourers to die of hunger at their current location instead of walking and dying by road/train accident.
To be continued…

never heard PM giving economic or financial updates on a 8pm

About international nurse day

Might give a task . “BHARAT MATA KI JAI” bolna padega balcony me khaki chaddi pehen ke . and may even say “RAM MANDIR BANNE SE CORONA CHALAJAYEGA” may prioritize construction .

They will gonna test Corona entire India people  

And release lockdown

India awaits PM Modi’s ‘Mangal Sandesh.’
The message may include followings:-
1:-Lockdown 4.0 extension
2:-Migrant labours conditions
3:-lockdown exemptions
4:-economic strategies
5:-village empowerment
6:-opening of new industries
7:-express gratitude to Corona warriors…
8:- CORONA status……

Today Modiji will talk about starting of economic activities in phased manner with lockdown continuing in orange and red zones with lesser restrictions.

He will urge the citizens to therefore follow social distancing and other precautions so that we can continue our fight successfully against Covid19.

Mitro,Ache din aane wale hai.Corona se marne ke Baad aap seedhe swarge jaayenge our waha Apsara ye aapka swagat karengi.

May be He will talk about more relaxation given in lockdown 3.0…beacuse economy our country suffers alot from lockdown..but no relaxation will be given in containment zones so that corona will not spread out of that. That relaxation will be given with new rules and regulations

He lift lockdown and advice to people maitain social distancing.

On the 15th of May at 15:15 (i.e. 3:15 pm), everyone should stand in their balconies and fart for 15 minutes. The virus will die of suffocation. This is now the only way to destroy Karonavirus. The date and time has been decided based on the position of various planets and stars. So be punctual.

Today’s broadcast will be very special….. Modiji with folded hands will:

Apologize to all the Drunkards for the long queues they had to stand in

And thank them for their single handed efforts in economic revival of our country

And finally, Modiji will urge them to keep this ‘spirit’ going on

He will sing the same old song like Mask, Distance, Handwash, Warriors, etc.

But the Slogan changes from
“INDIA FIGHTS BACK CORONA” to
“INDIA ADAPTS TO CORONA”

Complete lockdown only in contentment zone

The location of Mr. India:




#TheNationWantsToKnow

Mere pyaar deshwasiyon,

17 ko khatra hone ke karan, Ar(June) tak badha diya hai.

T: My dear lovely citizens, 17 May not being safe; keep your hopes high until June (Karan Arjun will return with vaccine in June).

“Mere pyare deshwasiyon”
PM Narendra Modi set to announce Covid-19 lockdown extension with certain relaxations in some areas.
-give importance of science and technology
-need support for reduction of transmission rate
-restarting economic activity in green zones
-new message for life “jan se lekar jag tak”
-social distancing persists the “biggest weapon” against the virus till a vaccine is found
-focus should be on breaking chain of infection
-salute all those at the forefront of research and innovation

Want some more time in lockdown or in lockup?

Bhaiyon and unki behno

Mitron/Deshbashiyon …. I don’t know what he gonna say next 🤣

He will finally announce the winner of Nation-wide Marathon ( of migrant workers to their home) now.

And then announce the IRCTC ticket Flash Sale.

#The Walking Dead
#The Walking Poor

Then announce

Modi ji will announce that since degree college students are being promoted without exams, this will apply to CA students as well.

Haters will say it’s impossible. 🤐 

Modi Ji will tell, Brothers and Sisters please co-operate with us during this crisis period. We can fight with corona and will throw it away from our country soon. So please forgive me because this time Janta Lockdown till 15 June. So kindly follow guidelines. Some are take care senior citizens and childrens below 10 years. Dont go outside if you dont have important work. Green zone will be opened as normal. Orange Zones will have few restrictions and Red Zone with some extra restrictions.
In future corona tax is on its way.
Tomorrow at 10am stand up and sing our national anthem jan gan man and say bharat mata ki jai.

lockdown will continue but with less restrictions. Passenger trains for labour class, all zones,stats and cooperation from people will be discussed.

All states will be allowed to work within state .
No one can go through other states.
Rest most of the decisions will be upto state government.

As Today Railway is in action from 1june domestic airlines will be in action so lockdown 4.0 will be till May end.

1. This time task will be singing on 17th may : Mitron jan lo achhi h duriyan harega Corona jitega India.😂
2. Lockdown extended for 15 days.