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Santa:how many apples can u eat on empty stomach??
banta:i can eat 6 apples
santa:wrong, u can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach coz when u eat the 2nd thats not on empty stomach.
banta: super joke yaar i will tell this 2 my other friends
then banta went 2 his frnd
banta: how many apples can u eat on empty stomach??
frnd:10 apples.
banta:huut yaar 6 bolta toh mast joke sunata 
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This year’s Election will be a bachelor’s party!
Narendra Modi,
Rahul Gandhi,
Mamata Bannerji,
Jayalalita,
Mayavati &
Anna Hazare.
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Whole life in one song :
1 to 15 year :
Neno mein sapana
15 to 25 year :
Sapano main sajani
25 to 35 year :
Sajani pe dil aa gaya
35 to 45 year :
Kyu sajani pe dil aa gaya???
After 45 year :
Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho..!
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Arvind Kejriwal was CM for 47 days. In history, it will be known as AK-47…
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SANTA CAME OUT OF THE EXAM HALL
IN VERY UPSET MOOD…….!!!
BANTA: WHAT HAPPEN?
SANTA: OYE! I DIDN’T KNOW PAST TENSE OF “THINK”
BANTA: THEN?
SANTA: I THOUGHT AND THOUGHT AND THOUGHT
AND FINALLY WROTE “THUNK”
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1. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
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Wife – You say I look old but one of your friends still praises me.
Husband – Must be John Smith.
Wife – Yes, but how do you know?
Husband – He is a Scrap Dealer!
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It makes me laugh… thanks for Good Time
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